Something fishy

Nothing much to speak of on this pre-Hash Monday morning. That won’t stop me though.

Played in the dart tourney at Lagoon Resort out on Baloy Beach yesterday. The good news I guess is I threw relatively decent darts. The bad news is I had maybe the worst partner ever. Listen, I get it that some people are less skilled than others, but if you miss the board entirely with two out of three darts, maybe you ain’t ready for tournament play. That was frustrating enough, but what really irritated me was giving her advice on what to aim at and then having that advice completely ignored. I can forgive a lot if you are striving to improve but to not even attempt to learn the game is bullshit. So, it made for a less enjoyable than it should have been experience. I honestly wanted to lose and be out early. But somehow we made it to the finals. I think the dart Gods were fucking with me because that required a LONG wait for the losers bracket to play out. And then we promptly lost our match to finish second on the day. Oh well.

The other day I ventured into a fish store on the Subic side of the bridge. Walked by it a hundred times and paid it no heed. To be more accurate, it is a store that sells Norwegian salmon and not much else. I’m not really a big fish eater, but the guy I was hiking with wanted to drop in and see what they had. He wound up getting some salmon steaks and I bought these:

They were on sale–buy two at 350 pesos, get one free. Well, 12 salmon patties for 7 bucks seemed like too good a deal to pass up.
That made for a nice change in the breakfast meat category of my low carb breakfast. I remember as a kid my mom made salmon patties for dinner on a regular basis. We were pretty poor back then so I’m guessing salmon in a can must have been a cheap way to make a meal. Ah, memories.

Nikole, my masseuse, went on and on about an incident that occurred out in the Baloy beach area. Apparently, she has a client there and he falsely accused her of stealing his phone and 80,000 pesos (over $1500.). He even went to the police to report her as the thief. She was upset to the point of tears as she told the tale. Of course, without any evidence against her, the police took no action. She was concerned though that her reputation had been soiled and that she would lose customers as a result.

Those fears were confirmed as I waited for the dart tourney to start and witnessed two guys talking at the bar about the woman who had stolen from their friend. Damn, this is such a small town! Oh, and here’s the fucked up epilog to the tale. Nikole sent me a message today that the accuser had found both his phone and the money, apparently having hidden them so well he couldn’t find them earlier. What a loser. As Nikole noted, he has dropped the charges but her reputation isn’t as easily repaired.

Not that it is pertinent to the story, but my impression is that Nikole is not servicing these customers with massages. I think she might actually be a freelance prostitute. Still, being perceived as a dishonest hooker can’t be good for business either. Oh well, hope it all works out for her.

I’ll have the report from today’s Hash here for you tomorrow. The trail is starting in Alta Vista and finishing at Hunter Jo’s in Calapadayan. That’s a good long hike even as the crow flies. Should be interesting to see how the Hare’s get us there.

Until then, peace out!

What a pain in the neck

I’m a side-sleeper. Sometimes after sleeping awhile on my left side, my shoulder will start to ache, so I rollover. That worked fine up until a few days ago when I awoke after sleeping on my right side with excruciating pain in my neck and back pain.Just rolling over again felt like being stabbed. Oddly enough, once I change positions the stabbing pain subsides to a dull ache. In the morning when I’m up around the only lingering impact is having a stiff and sore neck with a somewhat limited range of motion. Not sure what’s up with my neck but I hope it goes away soon.Not my neck, the pain I mean. Hence,it is always important to consult a doctor who can help you in understanding upper back pain. This Recommended Site visit can help you to get rid off neck pain.

As long as we are on the subject of my health, today marks one week into the new low(er) carb diet routine. The results from today’s weigh-in: 207.8. That’s down 3.2 pounds so I’ll call that progress. Other vital stats include BP at 132/86 and a resting heart rate of 61 BPM. I reckon I can live with that. Provided I don’t die on trail or get run over by a Jeepney on the highway.

Today being Sunday I treated myself to breakfast out.

The view from my table at Treasure Island Resort on Baloy beach.
My low carb breakfast: ham, cheese, and mushroom omelet with coffee. Hold the toast and hashbrowns.

Being in a beachy mood I did my morning walk on one.

Since the tide was low I took the beach route to the old Navy base.
Still had to climb over those damn rocks though. They are higher than they look, perhaps that lone fisherman gives some perspective. Also, I mistimed one of my jumps and an incoming wave soaked my feet. Oh well.
Nothing to do but to enjoy the day you have as best as you are able.

And that’s just what I intend to do. Nikole is due shortly to provide my weekly massage. After that, I’ll head back out to Baloy for a dart tourney.

Well, I do enjoy some paid-for company now and then, not that I need it.

That’s it for this time.

Upwards over the mountain

As is my custom, I finished yesterday evening beachside at Mango’s. Took a couple of photos attempting to capture the beauty of one particular moment in time but can’t decide which one is best. What do you think?

This…
…or this?

Well, I reckon beauty is in the eye of the beer holder, right? Although I’m faithfully sticking with my new diet of gin and soda water.

Tough but satisfying hike with the Friday walkers. We had my driver drop us off in the Gordon Heights section of Olongapo City and headed out (and up) from there.

The route we took from Olongapo upward over the mountain then down again and onward to Baloy beach for after hike refreshment at Johan’s Dive Resort.
My fellow hikers Jim, Troy, and Scott.
Heading out to tackle that mountain in front of us.
Hey, wait for me!
And so the climb begins…
A babbling brook…
And a green wall.
A bridge of fools?
Welp, this mountain ain’t gonna climb itself!
Where in the hell did our trail go? Consumed by thatch grass it was! Poor Jim and Troy had to literally beat down a new path.
The tall grass made the climb all the more arduous and dangerous…
…As Scott can attest after taking this fall. No injuries though. Other than to his pride.
Looking back towards Olongapo.
Slow and steady as she goes, right Scott?
I don’t recall the name of this fruit at the moment, but Filipinas love it. Had any been along with us the tree would have likely been plucked bare.
Troy enjoying a reflective moment on trail. If I could read his mind I suspect he is thinking “why are those old bastards so damn slow?”
I almost always find a tree that speaks to me. I can’t understand a word of it though because I don’t speak tree.
And then it is down, down, down.
You don’t get to be as old as we are by taking unnecessary chances
We passed by Mary Jane’s place, so I headed up to for a quick hello…Got to meet her sister too. Wowza!

A good day on trail all and all.

And this post proves it, don’t you think?

That’s it for this time, folks.


So may the sunrise bring hope where it once was forgotten
Sons are like birds, flying upward over the mountain

Quick and easy

Or maybe this post is down and dirty. One of those.

I enjoyed the sunrise this morning.

There’s a rainbow in there somewhere.
Zoom doesn’t help much. Sorry, my phone camera just doesn’t see things the way I do.

Anyway, just a quick update on my love life. I still haven’t got one. But that’s okay. I did get some news about Iline (remember her?) that left me feeling a little disconcerted. A friend of mine who wasn’t privy to my former relationship with Iline mentioned that she had met a friend of his and they have fallen madly in love. He also told me that she broke things off with her Canadian boyfriend when she met this new guy. What could I say other than good for her. Still, that was the one thing I wanted her to do before I went all in and she wouldn’t or couldn’t do it. Granted, I never asked her to, in fact, I intentionally left it entirely up to her–do what makes you happy–was how I left it. She wanted it both ways though and in the end, I had to walk away. Not without feeling some pain and regret though. So maybe this news tells me all I need to know about who she is and what we had. Perhaps I am indeed the lucky one. Oh, and I removed all the password protection from my previous posts about her. She’s free of the former boyfriend now so her cheating with me is no longer an issue.

In unrelated but somewhat coincidental news, I heard from Mary yesterday for the first time in a long time. She’s the sexy 22-year old I met on the street a few months back. Last I’d heard she was working in a bar here in Barretto. Our final get-together had been completely unsatisfying and I was resolved to be done with her for good. Well, she gave me the whole song and dance about how she misses me and wanted to see me. I reminded her of our last encounter and she promised this time she’d do better. I told her that I wasn’t going to pay her 5000 pesos again and she said that was fine–pay what I want or nothing at all. Hmm. Well, I had to give her credit for upping her game over these past couple months. I guess working in a bar will do that. After some back and forth I finally relented and agreed to meet her.

Turns out my original instinct was correct. She was 30 minutes late and as standoffish as ever. Still looked smoking hot though. Oh well, took her upstairs and did the deed, and once again it was less than special. While she was in the bathroom afterward, she messaged me asking if I would give her 5000 pesos. I simply responded “no”. As she was leaving I stuffed 3000 pesos in her pocket and told her that’s the going rate for a short time in Barretto and then I sent her on her way.

What the fuck is wrong with me? Oh yeah, now I remember. I’m a whore. Might as well embrace it. I blame Joe Biden!

Life goes on despite the occasional wrenching experiences.

Worth a couple of minutes of your time if you are in need of a smile.

A very nice walk this morning with my Friday group. More on that tomorrow. Time for me to get out and about. It is almost gin and soda o’clock!

You’ll be sorry

Well, I guess we will all be sorry. I fear for the well-being of my country and I’m very disappointed in my fellow citizens. I think I’ll just leave it at that for now.

Good thing I’m in the Philippines where I won’t see the shit to come up close and personal. I’ll pay for it though. We all will.

I took a good long walk this morning hoping to keep the blues at bay. Can’t say that it worked but nothing to be done but to keep on keepin’ on I suppose. A solitary 12K, mostly on pavement.

One of those streets I marched.
I thought Kevin Kim might have enjoyed this covered shelter featuring a comfortable looking upholstered chair. And the flowers growing on the roof are a nice touch.
A different angle on Easter mountain…
The first of a dozen or so discarded face masks I observed this morning. I guess some things at least never change.

And that’s about it from here. I blew off playing darts this afternoon. Think I’ll get a haircut instead. Maybe I’ll get drunk after that.

Here’s a new place that just opened. Haven’t been yet but I love the name…

Life’s a beach sometimes for sure.

Ignorance abounds

It’s election day back in the USA. As of this writing, I have seen no returns or other reports on the potential outcome of what just might be the most important presidential vote in my lifetime. I’m nervous about the outcome, not because I have any questions about who is the better-qualified candidate to lead our nation these next four years, rather I have my doubts about the competence and intelligence of the electorate.

I guess the above sounds pretty generic in the sense that a supporter of either of the candidates could reasonably make that statement. Although I don’t delve into politics much these days on the blog, regular readers I’m sure know where I stand on the issues our nation faces and the leadership we need to successfully move into the future. I’m no Trump fanatic, far from it in fact. But just as I chose the clown over the crook in 2016, I’ll take the asshole over the idiot in 2020. I do hope it turns out that way and I reckon I’ll know for sure soon enough.

All of this is a leadup to a post that appeared on my Facebook newsfeed yesterday, written by a “friend” from back in my Korea days named Martin Kelly:


No, that’s not what I am saying. ….I’m not saying I think all Trump supporters are Nazis. I’m saying I know that for a fact. The sky is blue, the sea is green, all Trump supporters are Nazis.

But surely you are not accusing 39 million……

Yes, I am. Sure, of course, some of them are nice guys. But there were nice guy Nazis too

Wow. That is without a doubt the most ignorant thing I have read from someone I know on Facebook in all the years I’ve been wasting time on that platform. And if he is any indication of just how stupid my fellow Americans have become then I truly do fear for my country. I actually went back and looked at his profile page to see if maybe I was missing his sarcasm or some context where such an outrageous comment would make sense. There was none.

I don’t know why I even bothered responding. Someone that far gone with Trump Derangement Syndrome can’t be saved by offering up a rational opposing view. Instead, I said this:


Reductio ad Hitlerum (/ˈhɪtlÉ™rÉ™m/; Latin for “reduction to Hitler”), also known as playing the Nazi card,[1][2] is an attempt to invalidate someone else’s position on the basis that the same view was held by Adolf Hitler or the Nazi Party.[3] One example would be that since Hitler was against smoking, this implies that someone who is against smoking is a Nazi.[4]

Coined by Leo Strauss in 1953, reductio ad Hitlerum borrows its name from the term used in logic called reductio ad absurdum (“reduction to the absurd”).[5] According to Strauss, reductio ad Hitlerum is a form of ad hominem, ad misericordiam, or a fallacy of irrelevance. The suggested rationale is one of guilt by association. It is a tactic often used to derail arguments because such comparisons tend to distract and anger the opponent.[6]

Wikipedia

And just in case the words were too big for his closed little mind, I added a helpful illustration:

I haven’t unfriended him on Facebook or even checked to see if he has canceled me. The other comments on his post were from fellow travelers though. Scary to see that people really believe this shit.

Oh well, nothing I can do about politics except live as best I can with whatever the future may bring. Thank God I have the benefit of living thousands of miles away from my troubled homeland.

So, after that experience, I went out to ease my mind with some darts competition. Somehow the headgear of the tournament director was comforting:

I like your style, Billy!

Good fortune was with me as I drew Christy, one of the top players here in Barretto, as my partner. She did the heavy lifting and I made some meaningful contributions as we sailed our way to victory without losing a game.

Well played, partner!

I also received my meat delivery yesterday. How’s this for a slab of beef:

That layer of fat on top and bottom was disconcerting the first time I ordered one. It looks nothing like the beef roasts I used to get back home. But it turned out to be quite tasty last time.
So I sliced it up and smothered it in vegetables. Looking forward to chowing down tonight!

A small turnout for today’s Wednesday walking group.

Me, Steve, and Jim braved the fine weather and did a pleasant 6K hike together.
I was tasked with leading the hike and chose to do a trail featuring My Bitch. Y’all have seen that one a million times already, so not many photos today.
Thank you, Mother Mary, for keeping us safe!
And thank you Easter mountain for watching over us.

And as always, thank you to my readers for blessing me with your presence here at Long Time Gone.

Oh wait, I almost forgot. Turns out that litter DOES grow on trees here:

Will wonders never cease?

And I’m also going to share the unlikely news that I DID NOT see a discarded facemask during my hike today.

There was this face shield though…

Until we meet again, then.

It’s hard to be easy

There’s a first time for everything they say, and yesterday was the first time I was pleasantly surprised when hiking a trail laid by Vienna Sausage (Guenter). Don’t get me wrong, it was plenty challenging it just wasn’t insane. I appreciated that. I actually mentioned to the co-Hare, Anal Receptive, that he must have exercised some strong arm twisting to prevent the creation of a Guenter-style nightmare. He admitted that he did have to work hard to convince Vienna to avoid being overly extreme. Their compromise was adding a “hard” section to the trail for those crazy people who enjoy such nonsense. Anyway, it worked for me.

The green line represents the “easy” bypass to avoid a much more difficult undertaking. Easy is a relative term though. We had a very steep climb at the beginning and a slippery descent as well. One of each was more than enough for me!
We had a nice turnout of 30 some odd (well, truthfully most of us are odd) Hashers.
It was On-On and then almost immediately On-Up!
To the Hare’s credit, they actually found a new trail for us to experience. That’s unusual indeed. Pubic Head (Scott) has been Hashing in Subic for 15 years or so and he remembers ALL the trails he’s hiked. Said he’d never been on this one.
I’m not sure I’d do this one again voluntarily, but one thing about a steep trail, it gets you to the top sooner.
That’s Pubic Head bringing up the rear. And I was back there with him to, um, photograph the event.
And that’s the behind of K9 Linguist.
Near the top was this neatly stacked pile of wood. It is destined to be turned into uling, which is Filipino charcoal used for cooking.
A view from up top.
And off in the distance the ever-present Easter mountain.
Almost to the top girls, don’t give up now!
Western Union Sperm Bank stands at the junction of Easy and Hard. She also had the good sense to take the easy route.
I’ll end the suspense right now. Even out in the wilderness, I was able to find some mask litter to photograph.
Ah, the joys of walking on almost flat ground. Comparatively easy it was.
This was the one thousand four hundred seventeenth running of the SBH3. The Hare’s were feeling a little creative I guess.
Yes, indeed I did get the Kilroy was here reference. I’m an old fucker though.
Always nice to encounter some Gash on trail.
Onward!
A young father and child. Or maybe brother, hard to tell these days.
Pubic Head still bringing up the rear and I’m right there with him!
The way ahead.
On-Down!
Our destination in Barretto awaits us, but it’s a long and slippery descent indeed!
Pubic Head says “I’ve got this, follow me!”
And so we did.
Safely ensconced at our On-Home in Queen Victoria enjoying some liquid refreshment after our hike.
And later we enjoyed watching Vienna Sausage being recognized for his 69th run with the SBH3,

And so ended another day with the Hash. Considering how I figured we’d be precluded by a typhoon it turned out to be an unexpectedly nice time indeed.

Rolly folly

Super typhoon Rolly must have encountered some Kryptonite on the way to Olongapo. Just a little rain but no winds, flooding, or damage in these parts. This is not to say there wasn’t death and destruction where the storm did make landfall, just noting my good fortune that it apparently bypassed us.

So unless things dramatically change I’ll be making an appearance at today’s Hash. Not as sure I’ll be doing Guenter’s trail though. I don’t know for certain what he has in mind but from our start point on Banaba street, I’d wager the long, hard, and steep climb up what even he calls “Motherfucker” is a distinct possibility. None of that for me, thanks. Once I get there I’ll just wing it I suppose. I’ll likely just stay on the pavement today.

I did make it out for a bit yesterday afternoon before the rain hit. Started at Cheap Charlies and had this in lieu of beer:

That’s my new preferred drink, gin and soda water. I get one shot of gin in a tall glass which makes it half as potent as the normal drink would be. I had two during the hour I spent there.

I was successful in avoiding my mid-day meal yesterday as well. Quelled the hunger pangs with a slice of turkey lunch meat and some processed cheese. It worked. But by 5:30 I was definitely ready for dinner. Foodies, the restaurant downstairs from Cheap Charlies, had their Sunday special on offer–roast beef. Tempting though that sounded, I had a hankering for the pork chops at Mango’s. So off I went.

Ordered up another gin and soda upon arrival and told the waitress I wanted the grilled pork chops. She came back a couple of minutes later with the disappointing news that the chops were not available. Hmm, now what? I asked if they had roast chicken and she went off to check. Upon return, she advised that I could get half a roast chicken now, or if I was willing to wait 40 minutes I could get a fresh whole chicken. Hmm, something about the way she emphasized the word “fresh” compelled me to ask how old the half chicken was. “A couple of days”. Although I didn’t need a whole chicken I had no problem waiting for it to be freshly roasted.

That’s a lot of chicken! And quite tasty as well. Served with a side of coleslaw too. Took the leftovers home to my helpers, so it was a win-win situation for sure. Oh, and I had a final gin and soda with dinner.

Then when I got home I had a strawberry-banana smoothie, likely eliminating any benefits I may have derived from my good behavior throughout the day. Ah well, it’s a process.

Had an abbreviated walk in the rain with the dogs.this morning But not to worry, I still managed to capture this image:

There is relatively less litter within my neighborhood than outside the gate, but it is far from litter-free. We even have discarded masks.

And here’s a bonus for you litter maniacs:

That’s right, a face shield! Now that’s something I don’t see every day. Kudos to Buddy for the photobomb too.

See y’all here tomorrow!

NO! vember

There’s a first time for everything!

And so it begins. Again. I can no longer pretend not to notice that large protrusion around my mid-section popularly known as a beer belly. How it got there I haven’t a clue but I’ve resolved to take appropriate actions to make it go away.

Yes, Google is my friend and the WebMD tells me my beer belly may come from my consumption of beer. Go figure. Also, unhealthy eating habits like indulging my sweet tooth and other high-calorie carbohydrates. This usually happens after I drink a few beers, so I guess there is some correlation. So what to do about it? Well, the web is full of advice, most of which comes down to diet and exercise. Tell me something I don’t already know!

I don’t expect I’ll have six-pack abs, but I want to get rid of the keg I have now.

Truth is, I do get plenty of exercise in the form of walking. Admittedly my step count has fallen off somewhat of late, averaging around 18,000 steps daily rather than the 20,000+ I used to do routinely. I’m going to work on bumping that back up but I’m also planning to add some strength training as well.

Nothing real dramatic though, just some resistance band training and using the ab wheel to strengthen up those stomach muscles.

The real challenge will be in reducing my calorie intake and regaining some discipline when it comes to just saying “no!” to the foods I enjoy, like ice cream and other sweets. That’s why I had that big breakfast of French toast yesterday; just my way of saying goodbye. For a while at least.

Compare and contrast to this morning’s breakfast–no bread at all!

So, this is basically my plan: I’ll have a big breakfast and skip lunch. If I get hungry, I’ll eat something healthier like nuts or a slice of cheese. I’ll cut out the sweets as much as I can too. No big ass bowls of ice cream but maybe an occasional strawberry smoothie. What am I forgetting? Oh yeah, the beer. Hmm. I do drink low carb, low-calorie beer now but I’m drinking too much of it. Starting today I’ll cut way back on the beer consumption. I’m thinking I’ll indulge on Hash day because beer is all that is available. On other nights when I’m out and about I’ll switch to something carb-free, like gin and soda water. I’ve already checked with my favorite bars and I was pleased to find that they all stock soda water so I should be good to go.

I’ve done this regimen before. Dropped 70 pounds in about 18 months by taking up walking and engaging in some dietary discipline. I weighed in this morning at an even 211 pounds. My goal is to bet back under 200, so that means at least 12 pounds have got to go. I’d actually like to drop around 20 pounds and then try and maintain a healthy for me weight of 195.

Two years ago when I was back home in the USA I was happy to discover I could still wear my letter carrier jacket. I think it would be a tight squeeze now.

What else is going on? Well, everyone is these parts is waiting expectantly for Super Typhoon Rolly to roll in. I thought it was due to hit in the wee hours of this morning but I hadn’t noticed the times in the tracker were GMT. Arrival is now expected tonight around 9:00. Looks like it is going to be a doozy, probably the strongest storm I’ve seen since moving here. Rolly is hitting at the same time as high tide and word is there will be a storm surge of 2 or 3 meters. So flooding could be an issue for those near the beach. Rolly is also packing big winds and that could cause some damage, especially for those who are living in shacks and squalor already. I guess my worry about loss of power is meaningless, comparatively speaking. Still, I’m fully prepared to suck it up and book a room at Mango’s should the need arise.

It was clear an hour ago, but now the rain has arrived. Good thing I got my morning walk in at least.

So here’s your daily dose of mask litter porn.

Speaking of porn, you should see my ass. Almost a week after taking my spill during the Hash, my butt is still sore. Here’s why:

Just be thankful I cropped out the crack. You are welcome!

It’s highly unlikely I’ll be doing a Hash tomorrow. For one thing, Guenter is the Hare again. For another, there’ll be a frickin’ typhoon. I’m hoping things have moderated enough that I can do a bar crawl type trail. We’ll see.

And that’s it from here on this rainy Sunday. Wish me luck!