Your right, the usage in the title is wrong.  And so is it in the previous sentence.  Sue me!

I actually do care and do sometimes notice when I screw up.  Most of my errors are sloppiness rather than ignorance.  Some things just irk me.  For example, I think the quotation mark outside the punctuation is aesthetically displeasing.  An Englishmen is rumoured to have said “that’s how we do it in the old country”.

Anyway, I saw this shirt on the internet and had to laugh:

Kevin Kim, if I knew where to buy one you’d be wearing it proudly.  So their!

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.  It was tense.

(I guess before we had the past, present and future, there was only pretense.)

Yeah, I know.  People used to tell me not to quit my day job  But now I don’t have one.  So there.

For all you single guys out there, I came across a great pickup line: “Baby, are you a cemetery? Because I’m dead inside and want to bury myself in you.” Man, they’ll be like flies to honey. Trust me on that.

Or you might try asking them “do you want to play the rape game?”  They will invariably say “NO!”  To which you respond “that’s the spirit!”

Hey, I’m giving this stuff away for free.  Thank me later.

It’s been months since I’ve seen any American TV and what do I find?  They are mocking the ol’ Walrus.  The truth of the matter doesn’t alleviate the sting.

Hilarious video I came across on You Tube.  Enjoy!

Come on Kevin Kim, surely you can put an end to this violence!

…that I enjoyed this video so much.

Whatever you do, don’t let her go hungry!

On a bus two men with strong accents begin a conversation. The lady next to them is eavesdropping.”Emma come first, then I come. Den two esses acoma together. I come once-a-more. Two esses, they comma together again. I come again, then pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

“You dirty bastards!” the woman exclaims. “We don’t talk about our sex lives in public in this country!”

“Hey, whattsa matter with you?” the man asks. “I’m justa tellin’ my friend how to spell Mississippi.

Writing good isn’t so hard if you keep these simple rules in mind

Yeah, I know, I know.  But what else have I got to do?

…it must be time for:

Or so I’ve been told…

Kim Jung-Il and President Lee.

What’s next, the USA and Venezuela getting it on?

Nah, it’s just an advertisement for Benneton.

This Christmas you don’t want to be “that guy”.

Hell if I know, but looking back at these old advertisements I’m just wondering why I am even alive…

See, it is probably not my fault I love beer so much, I might have been raised on it…

…and maybe this explains my cravings for Diet Coke…

Well, thanks to the Internets I can now download all my favorite TV shows and watch them continuously without commerical interruption.  Thanks Mom!

Hmmm, coincidentally or not, Mom quit smoking right about the time I moved out of the house…

Hey, as Sawyer Brown said:

I’ve got to thank momma for the cookin’

Daddy for the whoopin’

The devil for the trouble that I get into

I’ve got to give credit where credit is due–

I thank the bank for the money,

Thank God for you!

I will post something of substance here one day soon.  But not today.

Video of cleanup effort has to be seen to be believed…

Take comfort in the fact that you are not this guy.

I think this video is from Holland and the guy sounds like he might be an American tourist.  Truth be told Holland made me do some stupid stuff too.  Although not that stupid.