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Upwards over the mountain

Kind of like a vision check at the optometrist. Optometrist says, “which picture looks better, this one(first one) or this one(second one)?” to which i respond, “definitely the second picture looks way better doc”. regarding all these walks through the bush(no pun intended) do they have ticks in the P.I.?

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/November/2020 @ 7:40 am

Quick and easy

Call me old-fashioned but when I get the urge I break out a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue and a picture of Jisoo from the girl-band BlackPink. I then set Rosy Palm and her 5 sisters into motion. When the deed is done I whisper sweet- nothings to her picture till I gently fall asleep. But hey! I get it McCrarey, There’s Something About Mary. I saw the film. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/November/2020 @ 8:46 am

You’ll be sorry

Mccrarey, I need a favor. Do you have a spare bedroom at your place in the P.I. I can use for the next four years? I am a non-smoker and clean and quiet around the house. If i do have a flaw it’s that i like to roam around the house naked. You’ll get used to it and after a while come to appreciate it I think. No need to decide today. Take your time and mull it over but I do need a response before Inauguration Day. Thanks Buddy. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 06/November/2020 @ 9:25 am

NO! vember

I always heard that CRACK was bad stuff and now I know why. I guess Nancy Reagan was right, “Just say No”. Regarding your sweet tooth, Atkins makes low carb candy of different varieties that are pretty good IMO. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/November/2020 @ 12:38 am

Go fourth!

I do believe that you’re Top Dog in that house. ☮️

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 25/October/2020 @ 7:35 pm

Stormy weather

Brownie IS in a better place. McCrarey, you and me, we’ll be in a better place some day too. No one escapes the Grim Reaper. Hopefully that time is later than sooner. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/October/2020 @ 11:30 am

Charitably speaking

If it makes you feel any better McCrarey, I deal with it here in the States. Just today, I went to do some early voting(MAGA)and pick up a few items and dealt with 3 panhandlers. Got off the interstate and waiting for the light to change and one of the regulars comes up to me. I just looked the other way. Off to Wally World and as i exit and wait for the light, again i see someone with a sign telling me his problems. On to Kroger and as I enter the shopping complex a dude, who again is a regular, is standing by the bank with his sign. I’m not that cold. I have given panhandlers a dollar or two. I get guilted into it. I worry though that the money I give might go for drugs or booze or both. Some of these guys look to be in better shape than me. Can they work? Maybe they are mentally unfit. I don’t know but I do know this. If I helped-out everyone who claims to need help I would then need help. I believe our reason for being here is more than to make money and die. As I’ve gotten older I have questioned the reason for it all and so in my mind I think we have some obligation to make this place better than when we got here. BUT, don’t play me for a Sucker. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/October/2020 @ 11:07 am

Nothing much to say

First off, nice job taking care of Budai! Secondly, I like the pic of the Walrus. Sometimes I miss him. I am glad he took a serious interest in his health though. Mrs McCrarey was looking lovely as always. Last on the agenda McCrarey, this 60 year old could definitely find something to talk about with a 22 year old Filipina, if you get my drift. I am old enough to know though that a relationship based on sex is doomed to fail. Kudos to you for thinking with your big head. ☮️

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/October/2020 @ 7:34 am

Not as planned

Pussy just laid-out on the bar at Cheap Charlies. Now that’s my kind of place! Peace and Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 14/October/2020 @ 6:34 am

Feeling beachy

A little behind on my LTG fix. Pic of Brownie really made me sad. Animal lover of all sorts but doggies hold a special place in my heart. Regarding the PI treatment of animals, I think Mahatma Gandhi said it best, “The greatness of a nation and it’s moral progress can be judged by the way it’s animals are treated”. You stated that “you can’t save them all”. Same could be said about the bar girls. ☮️

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 12/October/2020 @ 4:28 pm

Without reservation

I’m confused. I thought Goman’s was your favourite place to hang out and have a cold beer after a long day of being retired. Now it’s Mango’s.
Doesn’t take much to confuse me. The pic of the San Mig Zero with the RESERVED sign in the forefront and the beach in the background could easily be a advertisement for the brew. Might want to sell it to them. We don’t say fat anymore McCrarey. It’s a new, don’t offend world. The girl is Thick not Fat. Nice pic of you and the former Mrs McCrarey #4. You two really do look in Love. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 01/October/2020 @ 1:04 pm

Take the “L”

Kevin Kim is wise beyond his years. As i read your entry all I could hear in my mind was music from the movie JAWS. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 24/September/2020 @ 8:38 am

Wagon Wheel

Hold on just one minute! I’ve been following your adventures since the Itaewon glory days. I thought you were divorced from the Korean gal. I had no idea you were still married. What is the strategy there? I don’t know how I missed that tidbit of info. ☮️

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 21/September/2020 @ 10:58 am

Mundane musings…

47 years in Congress and aint done squat! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/September/2020 @ 8:55 am

The moon just turned blue

“When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie That’s Amore”. I’ll take a blue moon over blue balls any day. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 04/September/2020 @ 12:36 am

Keep the change

What Brian said that Kevin said! ☮️

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 30/August/2020 @ 4:54 am

The circle game

Clickbait! I saw the title and thought I was about to read a story about a circle jerk you hosted. Well since I’m here, Happy Birthday McCrarey! ☮️

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 28/August/2020 @ 8:56 am

Live and learn

I’ve stopped watching soap operas and instead tune-in to this blog for my drama fix. I think Megan hit it on the head. No not that head McCrarey! Peace ✌️ Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 18/August/2020 @ 3:18 pm

Alone With Everybody

I enjoy good poetry as well McCrarey. One of my favorite poets is Andrew “DICE” Clay. Here is a tidbit of his writings,
“Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty”.
If that doesn’t move you than you are heartless. Peace Out.

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/August/2020 @ 10:02 am

On this date

“Insanity Is Doing the Same Thing Over and Over Again and Expecting Different Results”. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 30/July/2020 @ 12:20 pm

Out of kilter

30 minutes late? Unless it was some type of emergency, I’d be dining alone. McCrarey, if you buy me a 950 peso steak I’ll Boom Boom with you too. Heck, I’ll even shave my legs. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/July/2020 @ 7:23 am

Loaded and locked

Nice work with the dog rescues. I know they Love you. Peace Out!

“You can usually tell that a man is Good if he has a dog who loves him.”
W Bruce Cameron

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 29/June/2020 @ 9:55 am

A pre-emptive post

Please don’t tell me she’s a Ladyboy! (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/June/2020 @ 11:35 am

Wet bark in the dark

Seems we have more in common than our Yellow Fever. I am also a Candace Owens fan. She’s pretty, articulate, intelligent and tells the truth which is what pisses off so many libtards. Candace for President! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 13/June/2020 @ 2:48 pm

An understanding ear

Jessa has a beautiful smile. Great looking teeth. She could be one of the Philippine Doublemint Twins. I know you can’t judge a book by its cover but she looks like a lovely lass. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 11/June/2020 @ 9:28 am

Hot, hard, and wet

“was short but hard”. Are we talking about the trail? Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 04/June/2020 @ 12:55 am

Such is life

We all know the real Candyman was Sammy Davis Jr. Looks like the boys were taking you for a walk. Could steal Tolstoy’s “War and Peace” as the title for your love life. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 21/May/2020 @ 8:06 am

Groundhog Day

Tiger Crystal Light. “Put A Tiger In Your Tank”. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 01/May/2020 @ 1:04 pm

Lazy Daze

John, the celebrity video was hilarious and spot-on. Celebrities really are so full of themselves. 60 and above are confined to their homes? Just make sure when you are out and about you DO NOT ask for your senior discount. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 28/April/2020 @ 3:51 pm

And then there were none

You’re not alone John. NETFLIX just added almost 16 million new subscribers in the first quarter amid the Corona Virus outbreak. As a side note, I have taken to drinking Corona Premier(2.6g Carbs per 12oz.). I’m not joking. Maybe this whole thing was a marketing scheme by CERVECERIA MODELO MEXICO. Pretty good with some lime. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/April/2020 @ 6:33 am

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