Just to be Pacifico about it

Let me think about that and get back to you.

Anyway, this post is specifically about Barangay Pacifico, in the municipality of San Isidro, on Siargao del Norte. Well, about getting here anyway. Everything went according to plan for the most part, so that’s a good thing. My first impressions of Pacifico are positive. It seems to have a fair amount of young surfer tourists, but not in the numbers I encountered during my previous visit to the southern city of General Luna here on Siargao Island.

Here’s how I went about getting here:

My new driver arrived on time and ready to roll us down the highway to the Clark Airport in Angeles City.
Is that Easter Mountain’s cousin?

We arrived at Clark almost three hours before our scheduled 1 pm departure, but I’d rather be early than late. Although once we were in the departure terminal to check our bags and looked at the signboard for our gate, the only flight listed for Siargao showed this:

What the hell? Did they delay our flight and not send an update? Well, Cebu Pacific isn’t known for its great customer service. Still, it didn’t seem right to me, especially because 1530 was our scheduled ARRIVAL time.
When I checked my bags, I was provided a boarding pass saying I needed to be at the gate no later than 12:15. That seems awful early for a 1530 flight.

I asked a Cebu Pacific gate agent what was going on; she checked my ticket and the monitor and made a phone call.

This was the result. You are welcome.

Still had some time to kill, so I walked around a bit in the terminal. Clark is much nicer than the airport in Manila, but it is still a work in progress. There were many food options in the departure area before security, but not much in the gate area. I thought I’d go for a Subway sandwich. When I went to order, the gal behind the counter said, “Sorry, sir, we have no bread. Would you like a wrap instead?” How in the hell does a sandwich shop not have bread? But I took a deep breath, relaxed, and accepted the Filipino way, replying no thank you. I picked up a bag of caramel popcorn and a Coke Zero at a shop instead.

An airport billboard encouraging retirement in the Philippines because it is cheaper here. Well, it has been getting more and more expensive lately, but with the increase in the dollar exchange rate, it balances out.

When I headed for the CR to take a piss, I was a little confused by the signage–is that a men’s room or a ladies’ room? Once I got closer I had my answer:

Ah, it was both.
Hadn’t seen one of those for a while.
Our plane pulled up in the midst of a rain shower. I wasn’t surprised we’d be flying in a propeller-driven aircraft; the airport in Siargao is small with a short runway.
Bored with waiting to board.

The plane was on the tarmac twenty yards from the exit door, so I assumed we’d just walk to the plane to climb aboard.

Nope, they loaded us onto a bus and drove us the twenty yards to the plane. Geez.
All aboard the full aircraft and ready for an on-time departure.
Up, up, and away!
Goodbye, Luzon.
Leaving the clouds and rain behind us.

We landed at the Siargao Airport a few minutes early, and the pilot slammed on the brakes before we ran out of runway. That’s the best way to put a stop to it.

Where we be.

I’d mentioned the guy I met on Bohol would be traveling with us. Well, he was on the plane with us, but after landing, he grabbed his luggage and walked away to a van going to General Luna. Didn’t say shit before leaving. I sent him a message later asking how he liked where he was staying, and he didn’t reply. I’m not sure what I did, but maybe I’m not the asshole this time.

The owner of our hotel was there waiting to pick us up for the drive to his resort in Pacifico. He told me he had promised Chris (Dr. Jo’s husband) that we would stop by his brewery for a beer on the way. No problem for me; it was almost beer o’clock anyway.

We’ve already made plans for a Friday get-together here. I enjoyed the light pilsner I tried, and he has several other flavors yet to sample.

George, our resort owner, is just about the wildest driver I’ve ever experienced. A scary ride to the hotel, but it was wreckless, even if the driving was fast and reckless. Nothing like a little excitement when you travel, I suppose.

Arrival at our destination.
All the beach rooms were booked, so we have a comfy room poolside.
And the beach isn’t far away.
Unlike Barretto, the beaches here are litter-free. Yeah, that’s seaweed, but that’s Mother Nature’s thing.
I’ll take rocks over trash any day!
I don’t expect I’ll be eating here, but this hamburger stand in an old truck was kinda cool-looking.

I had some beers at the Bamboo bar. Swan had chicken adobo with her wine. I haven’t had much of an appetite since my injection on Tuesday, so maybe the Ozempic is working again. We walked up the road a bit and spotted a couple of places we’ll want to check out over the coming days. Then it was back to the room at the appointed hour to rest up for the first full day in Pacifico.

At least the weather here has been sunny and nice so far. I hear it is still raining in Barretto, and they may be impacted by a brewing storm.

Someone is going to get fucked!

From my Facebook feed:

Well, I was anti-war back then, but I never disrespected our brave soldiers. One guy I knew didn’t make it back alive.

Also from Facebook memories is this old collage that Scott put together of my cookie-sharing hikes:

Making their day and mine.

Still in the January 2021 LTG archives. I realized I haven’t been tagging any posts about the darting chapter of my life, so I rectified that with these two. In “Down and outs,” I talk about some of the strategies that a darter employs. The second post was about my resignation as the leader of the Barretto Singles League. I had successfully managed similar leagues in Columbia, SC, and in Seoul. Midway through the first season in Barretto, some players accused me of being “unfair,” which was total bullshit. So, I said goodbye, although I agreed to continue managing the stats and scheduling for the remainder of the season.

For today’s YouTube video, I share a clip from the Team America: World Police movie, a true classic. It came up when I posed the question on Facebook asking whether I’m an asshole. The best response was from ex-wife #3, who said I was a dick, but dicks protect pussies from assholes, and that’s a good thing.

Here’s some more dick humor:

That’s a good way to size up the situation, Captain.
Dead or alive? Yes.
Stay in the closet then.

And now it is time to see what comes next. Tell you all about it tomorrow.

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