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Like pulling teeth

Don’t forget to leave the tooth under your pillow so the Filipina tooth fairy can leave you some money. Heck, she might give you something else! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 20/May/2021 @ 10:13 am

Sweet tidings

In the picture from 76, looks like you have a calculator out on the table. Trying to figure out how much weed you can buy with your paycheck?
The Filipinas know the deal. Money gets the Honey. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/May/2021 @ 8:35 am

Looking for a Tibag

Alright already, I’ll say it. You can easily get to T bag at your nearest gay bath house. looks like all the ladies sat this hike out except for one lovely chica. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 09/May/2021 @ 11:59 am

Imagine that

The menu looked so good that I just placed an order on GrubHub. Any idea on the delivery time to the States? Ben Irvine’s tweet(or is it twat?) is spot-on. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 03/May/2021 @ 2:08 am

Like clockwork

COVID or not, quite an impressive regimen McCrarey. moderation in everything is the key to a lengthy life. Your drinking partner for the night is wearing a shirt with Dickies on the front. Is that some type of subliminal message? Looking at the pic of your homestead, it appears you have some scorched earth on the hill behind you? Is that the result of a careless smoker or controlled burn? Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/April/2021 @ 7:51 am

A fool’s game

Sorry to hear you are feeling under the weather John. Take a cue from
Buddy and Lucky and rest your body. Heck, you might even want to
curl up on the floor with them. Get well soon McCrarey! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/April/2021 @ 11:29 am

What are you gonna do?

I’ve always found the postings interesting. I can appreciate the honesty
of your entries. That’s why I’ve been hanging with you since the Glory
Days in Itaewon. In addition, the stuff you find on the internet that you
add to your posting is always spot on. Of course that is coming from a
guy who is mostly conservative. This is the only blog i follow although I
do follow some You Tubers with regularity. Ever thought about starting
a You Tube channel? Regarding the house you are looking at in Baloy, does it include the dog in the pic? Regarding Mr. Cockwomble, I’m old school and just refer to him as Dickhead. Long live the Walrus! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 31/March/2021 @ 2:18 am

Nothing at all

You are a true patriot! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 28/March/2021 @ 7:15 am

Against my better judgment, I listened to your American Idol debut. To use a quote from Homer Simpson, “D’Oh!” I get it McCrarey, I’ve been there.
alcohol is a great confidence builder. down a few beers and suddenly you’re better looking, a better dancer and a better singer. i do have one idea for this recording. we stop water boarding the terrorists at Guantanamo and make them listen to this over and over and over. they will spill the beans in a new york minute. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 27/March/2021 @ 3:57 pm

Not good

“Alas, here in the Philippines, gun ownership is not a right afforded to foreigners”. If it were up to Sleepy Joe and his Sidekick Kamala(or maybe Sleepy Joe is the Sidekick)gun ownership would not be a right afforded to US citizens. Peace out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/March/2021 @ 11:55 am

Climb it change

As Brian said, that really is a gorgeous morning pic from the balcony. Could be a Thomas Kinkade pic. That second pic of you holding the moola from your win is another story. Looks like you just went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 05/March/2021 @ 9:34 am

Why do they call it mens?

What about CRACKERS? Every time I go down the CRACKER aisle at the grocery store I am extremely offended. Thinking about protesting the local grocery store. Can we cancel CRACKERS? Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/March/2021 @ 10:48 am

Deep in the heart of…

Who needs bars McCrarey. One of the pics shows they have JAM Videoke. Have a few San Migs then belt out some tunes. You can be the next Barry Manilow of San Antonio. Instead of singing Manilow’s” Time In New England”, you can sing “Time In San Antonio”. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/March/2021 @ 10:11 am

Null and void

Well heck, I’m always up for some free money. So here we go. Hi Mccrarey, how you doing, saw your post, wish we could go hike together sometime and do lunch sometime when i’m in the PI Archipelago. Can you give me 1000 dollars? I hope you can understand McCrarey, I don’t spoon on the first date. Please e-mail me for bank-transfer instructions. Love Always, sojuHoncho. P.S. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 25/February/2021 @ 11:07 am

Paved with good intentions

You can also lead a horse to water——Kudos McCrarey! The next time you are heading to your favorite watering hole and mama is laying outside or she is under a tree while you are on one of your walks at least you know she is there because she wants to be. I’m a little pissed that she didn’t even give it one night in the room. On a brighter note, Buddy and Lucky seem to be pretty content with their hooch. Ya can’t save em all. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 23/February/2021 @ 7:24 pm

A stabbing sensation

Considering how dicey some of these “trails” are, do you guys ever discuss contingency plans should someone break a leg or worse, god-forbid? not to put a damper on the event but i think it’s worth discussing. i doubt the locals would dispatch a air ambulance. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 21/February/2021 @ 3:40 am

Seems like only yesterday

The Boss. The girl you “met” from Manila thinks you are Bruce Springsteen. You might want to break the bad news to her. Or not. I wasn’t a big Limbaugh fan either but did listen on occasion. Any voice for the Right will be missed, especially in these coming years. Peace Out

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 21/February/2021 @ 3:34 am

Thirstday happenings

Trying to catch-up on my LTG reading. McCrarey, never mind working on writing the story of your life. Let’s start working on the Screenplay. A made-for-TV-movie of your life is what we need. Damn, i wish Rodney Dangerfield was still with us. He would have been perfect for the part of John McCrarey.

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 19/February/2021 @ 10:05 am

Outta my league

I am not as wise as Kevin or James. I am a practical man. Here in the soon to be Soviet States of America, Pawn Your Title stores are ubiquitous. Why don’t you open a Pawn Your Vagina store? Until the loan is paid off that Tuna Fish Taco belongs to you. It’s a win-win situation as far as I’m concerned! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 11/February/2021 @ 9:17 am

Ruby Tuesday

What’s the 411 on “mama”? Any family? Do they have soup kitchens or homeless shelters in the PI? Not to downplay her sad situation but at least she doesn’t have to deal with the bitter cold as some homeless do here in the States. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 05/February/2021 @ 3:23 am

A good Hare day

the pic of you photobombing the ladies made me laugh. one girl has a shirt that says, “year of the cock”. isn’t that pretty much every year for the gals in th PI? Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 03/February/2021 @ 11:13 am

A lazy Tuesday

your dad was a wise man. i was raised in a union household and am a proud union member today. how were you able to get your hands on Coors? it was unavailable east of Mississippi back in the day. this was the premise of the classic movie, smoky and the bandit. peace out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/January/2021 @ 4:53 am

I found the post very interesting and informative. I never knew that Magnum PI, with his Ferrari 308 and spectacular Hawaiian residence drank Busch beer. Thankfully, his butler Higgins died several years ago. He would have been morally outraged. Not me though, I’ve done much worse. went through a Colt 45 phase in my younger years. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 21/January/2021 @ 9:32 am

A decade without you

“Time heals all wounds”. I can attest to that John. The loss is always there as you know but the pain does diminish with time. I only know you from afar but looks like she raised a fine young man. What greater legacy than that. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 20/January/2021 @ 8:28 am

Mourning in America

I like what Sara Teasdale had to say. Unlike you McCrarey, I was not disgusted by what happened at the Capitol this week. If any part of the so-called Insurrection disgusted me, it was the murder of a unarmed white female by VP Pence’s security detail. A patriotic woman who served 14 years in the military to include combat duty. Imagine if she had been a woman of color. Madame Pelosi and her ilk would have spewed their vitriolic nonsense to the nth degree. Remember McCrarey, this country was founded upon insurrection. Right overcomes Wrong and it is most often not pretty or pacific. I lack the specific words to display what i mean but please let me plagiarize the words of someone who is more eloquent then me in these ideas.

“No matter what your political belief, the hard fact is that protesting—sometimes violently—is ingrained in both modern American society, as well as in the foundational bedrock of our country.

There have been no less than 25 major insurrections since the founding of the United States in 1776. Native Americans, immigrant Americans, slaves and freedmen alike have protested and rebelled even over simple things like stamps and tea, corn, whiskey and coal.

Hundreds of thousands of Americans have died for something larger than themselves: for freedom—-first from British tyranny and then to end slavery. And more die every year in the continuous pursuit of equality, civil rights, and the ability to live without fear.

No one wants to condone, or be thought of as condoning violence. And while unchecked and chaotic violent protests can lead to more violence, IT IS IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE TO QUESTION WHY THIS PROTEST IS OCCURRING IN THE FIRST PLACE. because understanding—-and hopefully, emphasising with that action may actually be the only avenue toward true and lasting American change”

Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/January/2021 @ 10:41 am

But that was yesterday…

John, when I saw the title of your latest posting, “But that was yesterday”, I already knew what song you would reference at the bottom of your entry.
“YESTERDAY”, by the Fab Four. Well, you fooled me, even though I picked the right musical group. I like the pic of you and Santa’s helpers. Santa’s helpers make me want to stuff a stocking (wink wink). Can’t believe John Lennon is gone 40 years. Seems like YESTERDAY it all went tragically down at the Dakota. On a bright note, Yoko is going strong, at I believe 87. we should all be so lucky as her. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/December/2020 @ 9:18 am

Erections

Who is building these homes and what are they going for? The disparity between the haves and have-nots is so apparent in the P.I. The haves are foreigners and the have-nots are native. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/December/2020 @ 9:12 am

I hate when that happens

“I think my performance issues are mostly in my head-I need better focus and concentration. Anyway, I’ll keep working on it”. McCrarey, are you talking about your darting skills or bedroom skills? Regarding the pic of you and the doggies-now that’s what a real Porta Potty looks like. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 05/December/2020 @ 4:10 pm

After the storm

Ulysses, how dare they name a storm after a Civil War General. That’s what the Libtards in the Staes would say. Their was talk of renaming some of the Army posts named after Civil War Generals. Then the Indians(no, not the ones who own half the gas stations and convenience stores and hotels in America) got on board. They were offended by the names of Army helicopters.(Named after Indian Tribes, Chinook, Apache and others). To me that’s an honor. Yeah, you are one lucky dude living in some third-world country where there may not be electricity but a least there’s some sanity. I disagree with you McCrarey on one thing. The asian Hotties are definitely in Korea.Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 14/November/2020 @ 11:07 am

Something fishy

John, i’m liking how you are thinking outside the box. Salmon patties for breakfast is a great idea. i will sometimes eat a can of sardines for breakfast(King Oscar skinless & boneless). I must confess, when i saw the title of this posting I thought you had been Dining At The Y(DATY) if you get my drift. Nothing wrong with that. After salmon my favourite fish is TunaFish Tacos(wink, wink). Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/November/2020 @ 9:28 am

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