Toe. Although I guess technically I walked a little over two miles to see a camel toe show.
Different Hash kennels have different personalities it seems. At the Subic Hash, we are irreverent and not PC at all. La Union, on the other hand, bills itself as a family Hash. They would never countenance some of the songs we sing in Subic. In fact, they asked some of us with crude names to not use them when we participated in one of their Hashes. This Corona group is WAY out there on the spectrum when it comes to sexual innuendo, and dare I say it, exploitation. The camel toe contest was an example of that. They also did a “big dickus” thing that I thankfully didn’t stick around for. Anyway, I’m no prude and I wasn’t offended, but some of the shenanigans were tiresome and made the circle last much longer than I like.
With that said, I’ll share some pictures I took of the camel toe event. It was hard to get good shots from where I was standing and the girls seemed more inclined to show their butts than their pussies, but here’s what I got:
Everyone has their own idea about what’s hot or not, but damn, #6 tripped my triggers. I’d actually noticed her long before the contest started and wished that…well, never mind. The other thing that stood out to me was her boyfriend, a guy who looks older than me and not in good physical shape, forced her to participate. She resisted and refused until he physically pulled her out of the chair and into the circle. Not a pleasant thing to see. Having said that, once she was in the competition she put forth some effort to win. Not in the slutty way some of the gals tried, i.e. twerking and the like, she just strutted her stuff with dignity. Let that hot body do all the talking as it were. Well, she did pull those shorts up some I guess to emphasize the feature that was being judged. It looked good from my perspective!
And the majority of folks in attendance apparently agreed, as #6 won the contest.
And there you have the promised camel toe post. You know, it seems to me cameltoe should be one word, But my spellchecker says that ain’t right. Sorta like this I guess:
“Camel toe” will probably be one word someday. When enough people misspell or mispronounce something, then “the law of usage” kicks in, and the improper language is suddenly deemed proper.
#6 was the only one showing any real camel toe at all, so yeah, she was a shoo-in to win.
(“Shoo-in” is another expression that will someday be overtaken by the retarded misspelling “shoe-in.” Same with the erroneous “tow the line,” which is actually supposed to be “toe the line.”)
Well, a lot of the banca boats have a towline tied onshore. Sometimes when walking the beach, I’ll trip over it. So, it’s either a stub my toe line or I’ll tangle my shoe in the rope kind of thing. Boy, that was convoluted even for me. But after that much effort at being punny I can’t bring myself to delete. Sorry!
I don’t find these undies amusing…I feel ashamed….
BW, I understand. Guys see it differently I suppose.