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Tue much of nothin’

Thats right McCrarey, I’m back like Herpes. Sometimes its gone for months or maybe years but when you least expect it you have an outbreak. Enough with the formalities. What have I missed? Did you come out of the closet? Did you join the Peace Corps?
Did you join the Priesthood or did you finally decide to reunite with Jee Yeun, move to Anjung-Ri and have a baby? Kudos to Kevin Kim. I had missed those stretch marks on Miss Red Bikini, I was trying to find some tits. You know how it ends John. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/November/2022 @ 10:03 am

I’m a stand up guy

Come on McCrarey, she’s a kid. When i was 18 I could barely tie my shoes. No apology is necessary from her. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/May/2022 @ 9:15 am

Miss Fralics

“Not surprisingly, most of the girls had some kind of dance routine as their talent”. I figured most of the girls would be juggling balls. Peace Out!

» Posted By SojuHoncho On 14/April/2022 @ 3:49 am

A winning Wednesday

“Pipes waiting to be laid.” McCrarey, you stay away from those innocent pipes! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/April/2022 @ 1:10 pm

Is this the right Lane?

Well McCrarey, I echo what Mr. Snake said. You need a vetting system before you let anyone in to your residence at 0-dark-thirty. Have you seen the classic movie from 1960 called Psycho? Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/April/2022 @ 6:57 am

Hash report

Your ex looks absolutely gorgeous in the wedding pic. You don’t look too shabby either McCrarey. You kinda got that Sopranos look goin on. My favorite character was Paulie Walnuts, if you are familiar with the series. In this pic I can see you as part of the Sopranos crew. You are Johnny Walrus. Bada Bing! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/April/2022 @ 7:08 am

More of the same (Sunday edition)

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times. With regard to hotness, Korean girls are Number hanna. Don’t believe me? Google Blackpink. I love you Jisoo! However, this gal is some serious competition(pic #1) I think I have wood. Anways, sorry it didn’t work out McCrarey. CumIn MyBasement is still my #1. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/April/2022 @ 7:15 am

Sleep walking?

Thanks McCrarey. That’s right. Thanks to you I can’t sleep or think straight when I’m awake. Why is that. It’s all about your lady-friends shirt. You just had to, on-purpose I think, omit the last and most important part of the shirt. “I’m just here for the___________. Fuck. What is it? “I’m just here for the Cock”–“I’m just here for the free food”. “I’m just here for the hell of it”. Damn you McCrarey. This is worse than Guantanamo water- boarding. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 01/April/2022 @ 9:06 am

Not much Tue do

jesus, i forgot my trademark in the last post.(this 61y/o is slipping fast) Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 31/March/2022 @ 8:21 am

Nice try McCrarey! When you’re retired, every day is a lazy day not just Tuesday. Was born at night, but not last night. On some random thoughts:
the pics from your new camera are awesome. The vista pic from your last post was post- card quality to me. Read the link to the cookie lady from the ROK and she sounds like a wonderful lady. Yes, everyone supports the troops but few act. Actions always speak louder than words. Always.
That’s why I hate politicians so much. They talk a good game but rarely act. Finally, with these insane Covid restrictions finally coming to an end and people realizing we have to live with Covid just like the common cold, do you have any travel plans in your future? Where would you travel to? COLA town, Bangkok, or how about the ROK. Would luv to see you take a stroll up hooker, aka, Homo Hill.

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 31/March/2022 @ 8:19 am

Filling the hours…

“She has an intriguing look about her, don’t you think” Yes, if by intriguing you mean scary. She’s not ugly nor drop-dead gorgeous but I find her look scary. Scary, like i wake up in the middle-of-the-night to find out she has a strap-on ON and is about to enter my No Man’s Land. I’m sure she’s a fine Lass and I know you can’t judge a book by its cover BUT you did ask McCrarey. CumInMyBasement is a different story. Angelic look, Angelic Body. If I found out she’s having your kid McCrarey, I shall Unsubscribe. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 04/March/2022 @ 10:18 am

Forward March

McCrarey, the Pep Boys are Manny, Moe and Jack. Nice Try. On another note. Where has Cum in My Basement gone? She was my fave. Very Sexy IMO. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/March/2022 @ 3:41 pm

The good, the bad, and the ugly? I was thinking more like Moe, Larry and Curly. Peace Out.

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/March/2022 @ 2:32 pm

A drunken night

Against my better judgement i decided to give you a fair chance at your American Idol debut. “I Started A Joke” by the Bee Gees. 30 seconds into it I realized “The Joke Was On Me” and “I Started To Cry”. Stick to your day job McCrarey! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 18/February/2022 @ 10:54 am

Seeing red…

Better Dead Than Red! Commies Everywhere! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/February/2022 @ 8:08 am

Another Monday

Another Monday. That title made me think of Monday Monday by The Mamas & the Papas. Check this verse out McCrarey.

Monday Monday(bah-da-bah-da-da-da)
So good to me(bah-da-bah-da-da-da)
Monday mornin, it was all i hoped it would be
But Monday mornin, Monday mornin couldn’t guarantee
That Monday evening you would still be here with me

California Dreaming is still my favorite by them but damn those are some poetic words.

Haven’t seen Cum in My Basement lately in the pics. Wassup with that?
Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 26/January/2022 @ 10:23 am

Here we go. Again.

That bar looks like the Real McCoy. The bar menu listed 49 items. I recognize 18 of them. This gringo would be in a world of hurt. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/January/2022 @ 2:38 pm

Feliz Navidad!

All these years later it still makes me sad too. Long live the Walrus! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 26/December/2021 @ 9:21 am

Back in the sad dull again

Happy Festivus McCrarey! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 25/December/2021 @ 10:38 am

Finding our way

McCrarey, i hope this relationship works out for you. i really do. as much generosity you have shown to Mama(how is she by the way) and people trying to start a restaurant and throwing some lady drinks at the gals you deserve a loving lady. However, I will dedicate a song by my favorite female recording artist to you. A gal you may have heard of. Pat Benatar. The song is called “Promises In The Dark”. You get a chance, cue it up on the turntable at the house or maybe it’s on the jukebox at Pearls Place. It has McCrarey written all over it.

“Never Again, isn’t that what you said?
You’ve been through this before
An’ you swore this time you’d think with your head
No one, would ever have you again
And if taking was gonna get done
You’d decide where and when
Just when you think you got it down
Your heart securely tied and bound
They whisper, promises in the dark

Armed and ready, you fought love battles in the night
But too many opponents made you weary of the fight
Blinded by passion, you foolishly let someone in
And the warnings went off in your head
Still you had to give in

Just when you think you got it down
Resistance nowhere to be found
They whisper, promises in the dark

But promises, you know what they’re for
It sounds so convincing, but you heard it before
Cause talk is cheap and you gotta be sure
And so you put up your guard
And you try to be hard
But your heart says try again”

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/December/2021 @ 11:07 am

Caring is sharing

Cum In My Basement is looking sexy as ever! Thanx for the pic. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/December/2021 @ 12:11 pm

Bars of Barretto: Hot Zone

I don’t know McCrarey. You tell me how Hot Zone has the hotties Then I look at the pics and see 2 girls onstage that look like dogs. I think it’s time to head back to Subic and get the eyes looked at. in the meantime, eat some carrots. Peace out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 16/December/2021 @ 10:03 am

Hard up, slow down

No need to go through the trouble of asking, John. Just curious as to what a bar purchase would cost in the P.I. I had a chance to buy a little bar in Anjung-Ri back in 86. Guy was asking 10K. Considering how The Hump has become the biggest overseas military installation in the world, I have some regrets. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 09/December/2021 @ 9:25 am

Man, I hope that toilet plunger Leech My Nuggets is drinking from is not actively used at the Hunters Jo Inn. That would be shitty! The cookie kid grabbing his crotch is a future PI Rapper! I find that chick in the black top and brown pants with the caption, “I’m coming, I’m coming” very sexy. I see she makes all of the Hash walks. Hunters Jo Inn is for sale or lease?
How much? Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/December/2021 @ 10:13 am

I won’t back down

Heck, I didn’t know you had the COVID, John. I must have missed a blog or two. You actually have better immunity than those folk who have gotten the vaccine. That my friend is the problem with Sleepy Joe Biden’s vaccine mandate. It’s a one-size-fits-all mandate. Why should someone who has been infected get the shot? Why should someone who works outside all day or drives truck long-haul by himself all day get the shot? I haven’t had the shot. I’m not anti-vaccine either BUT, to use a Libtard quote with regard to abortion. MY BODY MY CHOICE! Right now the United Staes Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit has put this mandate on hold, thankfully. It will wind up in the Supreme Court I’m sure. Look, COVID is here to stay, just like the Flu. There’s no Flu mandate and many folks do die from the Flu every year. The mortality rate for COVID is actually quite low but the stats have been skewed. For example, a guy who died from a heart attack that had COVID is now ruled a COVID death. This whole thing is about control. Yeah, the guy who can’t complete a sentence or control his bowels wants to control me. Sorry McCrarey, I’ve rambled on for way too long but this whole COVID thing gets me fired up. LETS GO BRANDON! Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 24/November/2021 @ 9:33 am

Back out

Looks like Buddy was out and about town doing his own “Bars of Baretto Review”. I’ve actually woken up just like Buddy, on the floor, with my feet against the baseboard, in my youth. Pearl is a good name for that gal since she has some nice PEARLy whites, judging from that last close-up of her. Keep up the good work McCrarey. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/November/2021 @ 10:02 am

Bars of Barretto: Rock Lobster

John, I noticed the sign at the entrance to Rock Lobster indicated they had brew on Tap. I will always take draft beer over bottled. IMO, beer on tap just tastes so much better. I’ve even considered getting a kegerator for the home. Is beer on tap available in most juke joints or is Rock Lobster an anomaly? Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 20/November/2021 @ 8:09 am

Happy trails to you

All of this talk of dangling modifiers is scaring the crap outta me! like this blog is turning into a homo haven.(Not that there’s anything wrong with that) Pleez, can we get back to talking bout the Hare Hotties?

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/November/2021 @ 10:18 am

Bars of Barretto: Palm Tree

Seems like a pretty nice place. I’m a little biased. I’ve always liked a bar/hotel combo. when i was at the HUMP i always enjoyed heading up to Yongsan for some R&R and staying at the Dragon Hill Lodge. Yeah, I would venture into Itaewon and get a good buzz going but I would always end up back at the DHL bar (Bentley’s). a few more drinks, then on the elevator and up to my room. Kinda like a security blanket. Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/November/2021 @ 11:03 am

Earlier that day

McCrarey, i hope your friend didn’t wear that mask when she went down on you. That would kinda suck. (Pun Intended). Peace Out!

» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/November/2021 @ 8:59 am

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