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I think you meant “Livin La Vida Loca”.
“And I always enjoy watching the sun go down”. Does everything have to be about sex McCrarey?
Quick McCrarey, take that wig off before you are propositioned as a Ladyboy. Wait a minute, wait a cotton-pickin minute. On second thought keep that wig on. You have just found a job to supplement your retirement income while you lay on your back. Now score some cosmetics and catch the next trike to Walking Street in Angeles City.
PS: Can we still say cotton-pickin in Dementia Joe’s world? I mean Aunt Jemima is now Pearls Milling Company. WTF
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 14/December/2023 @ 8:29 am
Putting the cart before the whore
Enjoyed your tutorial on the bar scene in the PI. What about mamasan? I saw no mention of the head honcho in the clubs. Anyway, if UC Berkley is looking for a professor to teach Far East Asian club culture, you are a shoe-in.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 13/December/2023 @ 7:26 am
Well first off, I’m not supposed to tell you this. Lucky and I have been communicating by e-mail. That’s right, when you’re not around he uses your laptop. Told me he also looks at online porn when you are out. He said PornHub is his favorite site and he likes to watch chicks get it doggy-style. Dudes too.(Not that there’s anything wrong with that). I got off topic. He e-mailed me that he was devastated you pulled through the operation. Seems the fella had big plans for your bed. You didn’t hear it from me McCrarey.
Secondly, see how great things turn out when you don’t listen to you health-care provider and 1. Go to the bars. 2. Slam some San Mig Lights. 3. Eat unhealthy pork sandwiches. 4.Do strenuous things like walk and jerk-off. 5. Stay away from church and think about your impending demise. Good job McCrarey. You are the modern-day James Dean. I love you even more. Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/December/2023 @ 8:49 am
Looks like you are O for 5 on your doctor’s advice. Kinda like Hunter Biden’s doctor, Dr Seuss, telling Hunter to stay away from the cocaine, hookers and tax evasion. Not gonna happen.
Should have doggy-paddled out to the floating bar. Buddy or Lucky can show you how. And if there happens to be a dog at the bar than those two are in luck.
Good luck on your upcoming surgery or should I say, “break a leg”. There is always a certain element of risk involved in any surgery but crossing the Govic Highway is riskier.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 09/December/2023 @ 8:37 am
“Its been a hard days night”. Well you know what’s next. That’s right McCrarey, you should be sleeping like a dog. Like Lucky and Buddy. Just don’t sleep like the doggy that always shows his pecker when you take his pic.
I was worried about you McCrarey. Newswire showed a Tsunami warning for the PI. Woke up last night about 3AM. Started pacing the floor and drinking shots of Jack Daniels Single Barrel Select. Yobo said what’s wrong. Told her I was worried about a friend overseas. She told me to come back to bed. I did and the sex was great. I should worry about you more often.
The Hash looked like a success. I mean no one tried to jackoff like that guy several months back. I call that a win-win for everyone. Now if the Gash want to partake in that sport then sign me up for the next walk.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 04/December/2023 @ 8:05 am
You go McCrarey! Got your bar girl and your home girl hugging while you chug a San Mig Light. You are the man! Getting close to a Penthouse Forum story if you ask me.
I couldn’t imagine asking my yobo to head on over to Hooters with me. Then we get there and her hugging my favorite waitress while i drink a beer.Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/December/2023 @ 8:03 am
McCrarey, how accurate is that gizmo that tracks your sleep? I’d like to get me one but concerned about the accuracy. Thanks “MC” or “Boss” or whatever their calling you these days.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 30/November/2023 @ 8:45 am
Close encounters of the weird kind
MC, that was quite a long read and I enjoyed every minute of it! Drama seems to follow you whether you want it or not.
BTW, been following you since the Itaewon days and want to thank you for letting me into your life and keeping me entertained all these years. You are definitely a consistent blogger and I know that’s not EZ, even as a retiree.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 29/November/2023 @ 9:18 am
“The only way to the beach that does not involve swimming”. Have you ever seen anyone swimming to or from the floating bar? If not, maybe you could be a trend-setter.
“Everything changes as you grow older”. Thanks for reminding me. I always fancy myself as a bottle of wine.
I believe you’ve gotten some advice on taking up a hobby. Let me share my experience McCrarey. My yobo suggested I sign up for dance lessons. I refused and when she asked me why I told her, “I just don’t like to do things I’m not good at”. To which she replied, “then why you keep fucking me”?
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 16/November/2023 @ 7:54 am
Make sure the doctor doesn’t “cut your nose off to spite your face”.
If you do have some bleeding issues after the surgery just stick a tampon up each nostril.
Whenever some idiotic business requires a mask I gladly wear the one I carry in my back pocket. Emblazoned in white letters on a black background are the following words: “This mask is as useless as Joe Biden”.
Peace Out!
» Posted By SojuHoncho On 27/October/2023 @ 4:05 am
The Old Man and The Sea!
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 16/October/2023 @ 7:21 am
Well the sign confused me. I thought the dog on the sign was Monty. I saw the arrow below Mia’s name and figured she was a bartender and follow the arrow to get a drink and meet Mia. Doesn’t take much to confuse me. Who the heck is Monty then?
That grass outside the room looks pretty nice. Nice enough to practice some putting.
Might be a stretch to call a guy using a stick to electrocute fish a fisherman. Imagine what that dude could do with dynamite. Or as Jimmy walker would say, Dy-No-Mite!
I was diggin the sundown scenes. It made me think of some lyrics from way back when. “Sundown you better take care, If I find you been creeping round my back stairs”. Remember that one John? Name the artist.
Enjoy your mini-vacation! Take care.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/October/2023 @ 4:34 pm
The entrance to Alta Vista looks like the entrance to a military installation. I bet they have a nice Officer’s Club.
The house pictured in the photo captioned, “a view from near my house”, looks like the Taj Mahal. Easter Mountain appears to be in the backyard.
That fella on the trike with all his wares for sale reminds me of Mr. Haney from the show Green Acres, if you remember the show. If you run into Eva Gabor at HotZone be sure to buy her a Lady Drink.
Cookies and goat milk. Yummy.
I think those trashy workers are flashing gang signs.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 13/October/2023 @ 5:26 am
Something great is coming your way
“Something great is coming your way”. The Filipinos are really pushing the boundary on the word “great”. When I think of the word “great”, I can assure you, McDonald’s does not come to mind. Fries are pretty- good when they are fresh and hot though.
“a gal from the Green Room who lives in one of these shacks”. Well McCrarey, if you would buy her a few more lady drinks or the more expensive lady drinks you detest maybe she could move to Alta Vista.
I think the bear is hung over.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 06/October/2023 @ 3:18 pm
Well, I for one McCrarey, hope you can see it in your heart to give Lucky boy a second chance. I wasn’t there so I don’t know the particulars of the incident except what you posted in a prior blog. Dogs can’t talk so Lucky is unable to tell me his side of the story. Since he bit you, he apparently felt threatened in some way. Maybe he saw the household goods being removed and thought he was being thrown out. Maybe prior to your rescue of Buddy the same moving scenario played out and he wound up homeless. Was he ever aggressive to you in any way before? Take Care.
Oeace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/October/2023 @ 5:30 am
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday
McCrarey, I’m no relationship expert but I have been with the same yobo for 31 years so I may know a thing or two. motorrad gave some good advice. A serious and committed relationship is ALL about sacrifice and compromise. Is that easy. hell no but does anything in life worth anything come easy?
I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm. She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
My wife and I have agreed to never go to bed angry at each other. So far, we’ve been up for three days.
The other day my wife said, “let’s go out and have fun tonight”! I said OK but if you get back before me, leave the light on.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 28/September/2023 @ 6:44 am
First there was Dinty Moore making stew and he has stepped aside for Dinty McCrarey.
“The Guy Who Was A Slow Learner”, could also be titled ,”No Money, No Honey”.
Thanks for the blast from the past with Hendrix. My two favorite guitar players from that era were both Jimmy’s. The other one with the surname Page.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 23/September/2023 @ 5:29 am
“Y’all are the only fans I have at the moment”. That may be true McCrarey but this fan will not be blowing anything.
The brownouts and blackouts are a blessing in disguise. Saving you money on the electric bill. More for San Mig Light.
As I understand it, the former Subic Naval Base is where you do your shopping at Royal supermarket. What ever became of Clark AFB?
That’s a pretty snazzy Koozie John. Or is it Gwapo?
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 21/September/2023 @ 6:45 am
“But hey, four legs are better than two, right?” Buddy and Lucky made you say that, didn’t they?
“if we all stand together they won’t be able to fuck us this time”. Agree with the sentiment McCrarey but easier said than done. Back when Sleepy Joe Biden was mandating the shot for employees of a company with 100 or more employees I was ready to resign my position. Luckily a Federal judge ruled against this mandate but many of my fellow employees had already gotten the jab. I get it. I mean if you had a family to support and were faced with job loss you might do what you need to do to put food on the table. I believe Federal employees were mandated to get the shot. What would you have done if you were still employed as a GS15 with all the perks like the Star Palace? Would you have folded?
I was looking at the Tabulation Sheet for the dance contest. 12 judges and the teams are ranked 1 to 4. What criteria are the dance teams judged on? Is there any set criteria? What do you judge the teams on?
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 18/September/2023 @ 6:29 am
“Best of all, it was on the government’s dime!”. Hey, the millions of illegal aliens get a better deal. Free housing, free food, free medical, free schooling for the Spanish-speaking illegal kids and free cell phones. I’m thinking about driving into Mexico and swimming across the Rio Grande for some freebies. America’s best days are behind it. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 09/September/2023 @ 12:16 pm
“Mama” is quite the fashionista.
The friendly local with the oddly colored hair is probably in a K-POP band.
The fries look like they suck. As much as I hate McDonald’s, they do have the best fast-food fries when freshly cooked.(Ask for fries with no salt and they will have to whip up a fresh batch).
Star Palace. Ring a bell? That’s right, the McCrarey swinging bachelor pad in Anjeong-Ri is looking for a renter. You can see the pics and relive the memories at “plus-realty.com”.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/September/2023 @ 7:54 am
Addendum:
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 06/September/2023 @ 5:07 am
I got news for ya McCrarey, we all look different at the end of our lives.
It was a nice tribute to a former lover in your younger days.
I had to laugh at your mention of 8-track tapes. I think I still have a few up in the attic. Heavy Metal of course. I actually preferred 8-track tapes to cassette tapes because you didn’t have to flip them over to hear all the songs. That’s important when you are in the back seat Taking Care of Business.(also a good song by BTO).
Let me leave you with these words from “Desert Moon” by Dennis Deyoung. My little tribute to you and Gail:
“Those summer nights, when we were young
We bragged of things we’d never done
We were dreamers, only dreamers
Moments pass, and time moves on
But dreams remain for just as long as there’s dreamers
All the dreamers”» Posted By sojuHoncho On 06/September/2023 @ 5:03 am
Where is Rosie The Plumber when you need her?
That fella playing pool with the bar girls is on to something. You challenge the lasses to arm-wrestle. If they win they get a lady drink. That will cut down on your LD expense. Or maybe not(LOL). Another option would be to continue on with not taking a shower. That will keep em at bay.
Beef tapsilog looks a lot like bibimbap before it is mixed. You partake in any of the local cuisine? Give that balut a try.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 06/September/2023 @ 4:43 am
I like it wet(wink wink).
Hey, we have a place called the Outback where I live too. You can get a beer and a steak.
Billabong sounds like a sex toy.” Honey, have you seen my Billabong? Babe, I think I saw it under the bed. Oh wait, the dog is chewing on it”.
I’m going with “roast beef dip”. Eff the French. Wouldn’t let US warplanes fly over French territory on their way to Libya. Love me some Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 04/September/2023 @ 9:08 am
Heck, even I could be the weatherman in the PI.”Folks for the next week expect rain with highs between 27 and 29 and the low for the week at 26″. Who needs meteorology classes.
The “ber” months. Missing an”e”.
Attention to detail. I noticed in 2010 you wore your watch on your left arm. 2023 it is on your right arm. Are you signaling your political preferences. I still remember your pic at the embassy in Seoul. Everyone had their right arm in the air except one guy went with the left(LOL). You weren’t drinking Bud Light back then were you?
The internet has made a lot of folks digital nomads. If you want to McCrarey, you could supplement your monthly income with a “Only Fans” page.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 03/September/2023 @ 6:20 am
“Orange rainfall advisory”. Great, now the Leftists are blaming lousy weather on Trump (Orange Man) as well.
Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. Well, like Meatloaf said(RIP) two out of 3 aint bad.
Stand your ground McCrarey. Tell the water man to shove that bill where the sun don’t shine. Grab your ivory soap, shampoo and rubber ducky and head on down to the creek like the locals. That will show them.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 03/September/2023 @ 6:30 am
Bar None. That’s a pretty good name and candy bar as well.
Is that “Yes” beer or San Miguel Light?
At first I thought Snickers was a polar bear. He needs to join the Hashers on their next adventure.
Cake number 4. I am calling the people over at the Guinness Book of World Records.
Thanks for the PSA regarding dogs. Chaining a dog up all day is truly cruelty to animals. Unfortunately, I saw far worse at Moran market in Seoul back in the day.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 01/September/2023 @ 5:29 am
McCrarey, I read your response to Kevin regarding the tent on the neighbor’s roof. “Perhaps the erection is temporary”. The story of my life.
What is the difference between regular seating and VIP seating. When I wore a younger man’s clothes and went to the shoe-shows the VIP area is where the “real” fun was had(wink, wink).
Three birthday cakes in one day. Now that is what I call a trifecta. You are proof positive that you can have your cake and eat it too.
Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 29/August/2023 @ 2:02 pm
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» Posted By sojuHoncho On 28/August/2023 @ 1:54 am