You don’t always get what you want

But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need. Not sure why that song popped into my head, but when you ain’t got nothing, you got nothing to lose. Just like a rolling stone.

Alright, I’ll stop now. There’s nothing that I need and still some that I want, but I’m getting my share. I’m certainly doing alright for an old man. And there is more to life than the ladies of questionable virtue anyway. Like beer, hiking, and darts. I had my share of all three yesterday.

Played in the tournament at Alley Cats last night. Warming up, I was throwing worse than usual. I don’t worry about that much because warm-ups rarely reflect actual performance during competition. Except they did last night. We were playing singles so at least I didn’t have a partner to let down and disappoint. It was a little embarrassing to throw that poorly though. Oh well, you reap what you sow. And poor performance is the dividend that comes from my lack of motivation to practice. Now, if I could only find a way to actually care. Stay tuned.

I don’t make it a practice to mess with the girls at Alley Cats either. Well, not in any physical way at least. There is one gal I teasingly call my “sugar baby” and she calls me “daddy”, but it’s all talk. She’s never asked me for a thing and all I’ve ever given her is lady drinks. Anyway, it is fun to engage her in some repartee and she plays along nicely. She’s big into K-dramas and even knows a few Korean words. Her dream is to visit there someday and I’ve thought about how much fun it would be if I ever got the chance to show her around. I doubt that will ever happen, of course, but it’s fun to kid around about it with her.

Meet my baby girl, Jerlyn. Another sweet 23-year-old. While I don’t really think of her in any sexual way, I’m not blind either. But I like the non-physical teasing relationship we’ve established and I reckon we’ll keep it that way.

Since I didn’t make it to the money round in darts that left some hours to fill on my Friday night. So I headed over to Marick’s for some cold beers and flirtatious banter with another 23-year-old bargirl.

This one makes me forget that I’m 66. She’s new to the bar business but has already mastered the art of making the customer feel desirable in an “age is just a number” kind of way. I do think her sweet nature comes naturally though and she does make me feel special when we are together. Don’t worry, I’m not going to do anything stupid. Just having some fun.

And that brings us to yesterday’s hike. We had a good turnout and managed to incorporate some interesting diversions as we traversed the familiar mountain that includes the frequently hiked My Bitch trail. A relatively short 6K, with one significant climb. Well, for half the group anyway. When we got to the junction leading to the second big hill, some of the group opted to stay on the level ground. For me, it’s about keeping it fun. And huffing and puffing and dreading each step ain’t my idea of fun. Anyway, it all worked out and everyone got to do what suited them best. To the photos then:

A satellite’s eye view of our journey.
We started the hike from the Alta Vista community center…
Cool shade on a hot day.
A grassy knoll. No assassins were encountered.
Is anyone tired yet? Those expressions don’t lie!
Peak season for thatch grass.
Hello again, Easter mountain.
Does walking in a line constitute pedo-file?
Pausing for a group photograph.
Life on the mountaintop.
Friendly folk. And the kids liked the candy and cookies we handed out.
A water view.
I crossed that bridge when I came to it.
I crossed that bridge when I came to it.
And so did everyone else.
The straight and narrow.
You can turn left and do another climb, or take the mostly flat road. What’s it gonna be?
That’s called voting with your feet.
Charles hands out the last of the lollipops…
Welcome to Dynamite Dick’s!

And there you have the lowdown on another fine day in the life. If there’s a better retirement community in the whole wide world than Barrio Barretto, I’ve never heard of it. Or maybe it’s just a good fit for me and my lifestyle. Hmm, maybe I’ll go out and drink some beers and contemplate that question. And if I get lonely, I’m sure there is some lovely lady wanting to experience the simple joy of listening to my wit and wisdom. Or so they make it seem. That’s good enough!

2 thoughts on “You don’t always get what you want

  1. Were you the one who put up that funny pic comparing depressing retirement life in the States (old folks’ home) with retirement in Southeast Asia (old guy chasing twentysomething chickadee)? That one never gets old. If you’ll pardon the geriatrics pun.

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