Things about stuff

A more natural-sounding title would be “stuff about things,” but I’ll be damned if I haven’t used that FIVE times over the years. These days I do a check to make sure I have not repeated myself. I guess it doesn’t matter, but it’s important to me for some reason. So, that’s one thing.

For another thing, here’s the view yesterday morning from my back deck. I think the house construction behind me already mars it, but once they put that roof on, I expect that’s all I’ll see. Might as well enjoy what I have while I can.

I did my regular Tuesday grocery shopping thing without incident. Prices haven’t dropped any, but the dollar is now worth over 57 pesos, a new record.

I received a nice email from Grammarly with a link telling me what a great writer I am and bestowing on me this award:

Hmm, that’s not all of it. There was also this text:
Let’s not forget that writing is an art. And like many of today’s best novelists, you are producing at an awe-inspiring rate. We wouldn’t be surprised if you have a few masterpieces up your sleeve.

Did you know: Haruki Murakami is the internationally acclaimed, bestselling author of 1Q84, Kafka on the Shore, and several other literary masterpieces. Before his writing career, he ran a jazz bar named Peter Cat, after his pet.

Oh, I’m laughing out loud right now. My Grammarly app says to remove the comma after “acclaimed” and to replace the period with a question mark after “masterpieces.” Who am I to believe, Grammarly or Grammarly?

Anyway, Grammarly says I’m more prolific than 95% of their users, having written over 60,000 words last week and 1,632,000 since joining the site in January 2021. In a hard-to-believe stat, they claim I’m more accurate than 74% of their users. I’ve also used more “unique” words (whatever that means) than 98% of my fellow Grammarlyarians (yeah, there’s a unique word I just made up).

It is not all good news, though: My top three mistakes are double periods (?), missing commas in compound sentences (where have I heard that before, Kevin Kim?), and missing articles (I’m not sure what that even means, but it is probably because I tend to write very informally .) My top two spelling mistakes are “wa” for was and “htis” for this. That reflects the increasingly frequent disconnect between my brain and my fingers.

Oh, well. Grammar never was my thing, and if Grammarly is to be believed, a whole lot of others are doing a worse job.

Looking for an easy way out on crafting a Barretto bar crawl map, a Google search led me to this one:

Although this one purports to be from January 2022, it is wildly inaccurate. I’ll just need to figure out how to edit it if that’s possible.

I’m mainly curious to see if this will expand when clicked on once I publish this post. If it does, I’ve at least got a starting point. Technology really isn’t my thing, but I’ll do my best to come up with something useful.

Speaking of bars, I visited a couple of them last night. I’m sure that comes as a big surprise to my readers. The owner of Snackbar sent a message saying the girls were waiting for me and being the gentleman that I am, I didn’t want to disappoint them. I only stayed for about an hour though, because I had other business to attend to. That business was a “buy one, get one” coupon for Whiskey Girl bar.

I spent most of my time there chatting with Jen.

Jen’s a little older than most bargirls at 40, but she has a very pleasant personality and was fun to hang out with. She’s cute, in a matronly kind of way, but it is her inner beauty that most attracts me. The SOB is being hosted by Whiskey Girl this week, and I’ve already arranged for Jen to keep me company during the show. I guess I have a thing for her, at least when I’m at Whiskey Girl.

Speaking of Whiskey Girl, it is the first venue to receive an updated bar review. They’ve come a long way since the previous write-up. Give it a read if that’s your thing.

After Whiskey Girl, I had some hunger pangs, and Cameltoe was the nearest place to eat.

Alas, Lydell advised me that she was not on the menu.
The thing I was most craving (other than Lydell) was the beef quesadillas. Very tasty. Oh, it comes with four triangles, but I ate one before remembering to take a photo.
Naturally, I took care of Heidi and Lydell’s thirst and hunger as well. Beers and chicken wings were the things they wanted.

Made it home at my usual pre-nine p.m. hour. I ate WAY too much ice cream again, then went to bed and had a fitful sleep. I’ve got a hacking cough I’m dealing with of late. Reminds me of my pre-COPD diagnosis nights when I’d put a towel on the floor bedside so I could spit out all the phlegm I was coughing up. I’m not sure what’s up with that. My blood pressure has been up in the low 150s/80s all week as well, so something is going on. I’m going to see the doctor about these things and see if some changes in my medications are in order. Oh, and I was supposed to get my second does of the Sinovac vaccine today but decided to wait until I’m feeling better before getting that thing.

In the meantime, life goes on. I’ll be one of the Hares for next week’s trail, and I went out with Ed and his lovely Helen to do some trail scouting this morning.

Down in the valley, the valley so low. I think we will forego that area when we finalize our trail. We want something that works rain or shine.
We will find room for Jesus, though.

We still have some more work to do this weekend to finalize our intended trails. Yes, we are going to have an “easy” version for the Hashers who desire that, and if climbing is their thing, we’ll have a mountain path as well. Should be something for everyone.

And speaking of the Hash, I found a meme featuring my Hash name.

They spelled “cum” wrong.

Well, that brings y’all up to date on the things I’ve been doing. I’ll start my evening at Hideaway Bar since the Wednesday feeding has become a regular thing for me to do. The girls can have chicken, pizza, or tacos, and I’m bringing a box of Choco Pies for dessert. Just didn’t feel like baking today. I’m also hoping to visit Lux Bar, one of the new venues, and do a review. We’ll see if I make it that far.

4 thoughts on “Things about stuff

  1. Grammarly’s awfully kind assessment is another reason not to trust it. Are you subscribed to it or something?

    If you don’t want to buy and learn Photoshop, I think there are plenty of Photoshop equivalents you can use for free online. I don’t think you even have to download a program—just upload the image to be worked on, then save when you’re done. Here are four that I found right away:

    Pixlr
    fotor
    Adobe Express
    Canva

    You’re probably gonna need the following capabilities for your map:
    – resize photos
    – add text and graphics

    Happy exploring!

  2. Yeah, I am a subscriber to Grammarly. Are you saying all those sweet words are lies? Who do they think they are, my girlfriend?

    Thanks so much for the links. I will check them out and do a little experimenting to see what I can come up with.

  3. That’s really a nice, photo the one of the cople in front of The cross But the effect is somewhat quickly denuded by The beatles cartoon,
    below

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