The new normal

Or so it seems at least. To the extent I can overcome my inherent laziness I’ll get out and walk some. My goal of 20,000+ steps per day is only achieved lately when I have the motivation of fellow hikers out with me keeping me focused on the task at hand.

Evenings are spent engaged in my other hobby–beer drinking. Of course, with the bars all closed my options are pretty much limited to “Gomans”. I drink alone there though, out on the back deck by the beach with no other customers around. Alas, I long for the days when I could enjoy the company of a pretty young lass for the price of a lady drink.

So I just sip my brew and look out at the water and sky. That’s not so bad I suppose.

Well, now that I think of it I did have a brief interlude with my waitress yesterday. She had a worried look about her so I asked what was wrong. Turns out the power company had let her defer payment of her bill for three months but now the piper wanted his due. I asked her how much and she said 3000 pesos (around $60.). I told her that’s a shame. Then before leaving I tipped her enough to pay the bill. She got a little emotional and offered to clean my house and do my laundry. I told her I have people for that already, adding “too bad you’re married”. She laughed at that and of course, I was teasing. Mostly.

Yeah, I work hard to keep reality at bay!

And I need to stay on top of my health. It was encouraging to find this scientific study that may explain why I’m not a stupid drunk:


Beer hops are good for the brain and can actually improve concentration and speed up thought processes, according to a new scientific study.

The research, which will be music to the ears of beer lovers, found that consuming hops also reduced stress levels and improved mood.
And perhaps surprisingly, those who took supplements containing bitter hop extracts, displayed better memory recall and were better able to solve mental puzzles.

Well, I’m no Joe Biden but can you imagine trying to read this blog if I didn’t consume copious amounts of beer?

Coincidentally or not, Facebook reminded me of the time four years ago that I was made to feel unwelcome down Samal Island way.

Speaking of Facebook, the latest rage is people using a face app that purports to show how you would appear as the opposite sex. I never engage in those games myself, but someone I know sent me this last night:

Well, I don’t know. I guess I am pretty damn hot. After all, you’ve got to learn to love yourself.
Yeah, I’d hit that! Does that make me bisexual?
Or maybe just bi-polar…

Alright, enough of that foolishness. I found a nice spot for a dine-in breakfast this morning even though the Sunday lockdown is in place.

A joint called “My House”.

So I did engage in a little weekend project yesterday. The boys enjoy hanging out on the downstairs patio but if I don’t keep an eye on them they can’t seem to resist the temptation to escape and roam about free. Then I had the inspiration to take the pen from the backyard and wrap it around the porch railing closing off all means of egress.

And it worked! Those looks seem to be saying: You Bastard!

Finally, I’m not really into all this PC nonsense. I was dismayed to learn that Aunt Jemima will be departing us soon, with Uncle Ben likely to follow. Today I read that Eskimo Pies are also not long for this world. So, I guess it was inevitable that the racist slur “cracker” was doomed as well. And sure enough, now comes this news:

Buy me some peanuts and Caucasian Jacks just doesn’t have the same ring to it…

And so it goes.

UPDATE: Hmm, I was dealing with another kind of new normal back in 2014 it seems. Little did I know where that was going to lead. Although I guess ultimately it led me here.

2 thoughts on “The new normal

  1. Good to read that you helped that waitress. Surprised that she’s unable to make the $60 payment despite being married. Is her hubby unemployed or something? You didn’t just get scammed, did you?

    Creepy pics of the transgendered you. At first, I thought the first such photo was of you and an ex-wife. Ha ha! Silly me.

  2. No, I’m pretty sure she is legit. Actually, her husband works as the cook at Gomans so I know him too. They have 5 kids and I’m sure they aren’t making much money since there aren’t many customers these days.

    Well, I’m pretty creepy as a man too I reckon!

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