Taking the 5th…

…place in last night’s tournament. I had a weak partner and I was throwing poorly. Oddly enough, the more I play (and practice) the worse I seem to get. Ah well, I’m trying to keep it fun regardless. We normally don’t even pay out to fifth place but there was an unusually large turnout for the event.

***What brought so many out was the celebration of Jocelyn’s birthday… (BTW, “Ate” means “older sister” and is a term of endearment here.)***

***…and as is the Alley Cats tradition, we had a pot luck supper in Jo’s honor. I brought my brownies as they seem popular with the gals…***

That’s Jocelyn in the white blouse and glasses. She’s a little older and heavier than the normal crowd at Alley Cats but she is one of my favorites. Witty and funny, sweet and kind. I’d be tempted to give her a go, but alas, she is in a committed relationship. Ah well.

Not a whole lot much of anything else going on really. I guess a Hash tradition is to have patches made up for big events and as a token of your Hash namesake. After 100 runs our kennel provides a personalized vest where folks sew on the various patches they’ve acquired in their Hashing career.

***My collection thus far from a relatively short period of being a Hasher.***

***When I retired my staff gave me a few of these personal patches as a gift. I didn’t have any input on the design but it does capture the two things I do the most–hiking and beer drinking.***

***Pubic Head sent me this design which I also like as it captures the play on my Hash name to the Beatle’s song.***

And so dear readers, which one should I adopt as my personal symbol to be worn proudly on Hash vests throughout the world?

Meanwhile, here’s a news article on the unfortunate suicide/crime that is rocking Barretto.

And finally, as expected, the Mueller testimony was a big dud. Liberal tears are falling like rain. Even Hitler is not happy about it! (sorry, for some reason I could not embed the video. The link will take you there. Funny stuff!)

https://captiongenerator.com/1467792/Hitler-Discovers-Robert-Mueller-Knows-Nothing

Reckon I’ll do a haircut and a massage this afternoon. Nothing like living the life, eh?

Here come old flat top
He come grooving up slowly
He got joo joo eyeball
He one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what you please.

He wear no shoe shine
He got toe jam football
He got monkey finger
He shoot Coca-Cola
He say I know you, you know me
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Cum together right now over me

He bag production
He got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard
He one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Cum together right now over me

He roller coaster
He got early warning
He got Muddy Water
He one Mojo filter
He say. “One and one and one is three”
Got to be good looking ’cause he so hard to see
Cum together right now over me
(I took the liberty of correcting Mr. Lennon’s spelling of “cum”

Long Time Gone

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