Stick her bush!

Until you reach your final chapter. Then you strive to make the best of the gift that comes with each new day.

Sorry for the misleading title for today’s post. I should have said, “sticker bush,” but where’s the fun in that?

The sticker bush I’m talking about. Tiny little things, but sharp as tacks. And they grab any exposed skin as you pass.

It’s called Mimosa pudica and is also known as “touch-me-not.” Early in our hike yesterday, both sides of the trail were lined with those bastards, and they seemed to be aggressively in attack mode. Fortunately, the encounter lasted only a hundred yards or so, but it was a painful experience.

Otherwise, the day was about as good as it gets around here. The hike from Subic Hills to Castillejos is one we hadn’t done in a long time, and the scenery was refreshingly beautiful and different. I’ve got a shitload of photos to share later in this post. The other big event of the day was the 9-ball pool tournament at Alaska Club. As they say, it’s better to be lucky than good, but maybe all that practice I did the day before paid some dividends. Whatever the cause, I won my first two matches—something I had never accomplished before. It was already after 10 p.m. when I was finally defeated and sent to the loser’s bracket. Rather than wait around for that encounter, I chose to forfeit and get my sorry ass home, where it belongs.

My first match was against the Alaska Club mamasan, a very skilled player.
She won the first leg, but I came back and won the next two.
After a long wait for my turn to come up again, I squared off against the mamasan from Rum Jungle, another strong opponent. I beat her 2-0.
She’s a big gal, but very kind and friendly. Even in defeat.

When my third match finally arrived, I was squaring off against the owner of Hot Zone bar, Jay “Simba.” He won the coin toss for the break and sank the 9-ball for the win. So that leg lasted all of five seconds. We played a longer, more traditional second leg, but Jay’s superior skills prevailed in the end, and I was knocked down to the loser’s bracket. I asked the tournament sponsor, Alaska owner Jerry, if he would forgive my rudeness if I forfeited and went home, and he said it was no problem.

Time to pay the piper: ten Extra Light beers, plus one free one as a tournament participant—not to mention the two I had at Sloppy Joe’s while waiting for Alaska to open.

Thirteen beers and two victories is a pretty good night’s work. Although I might need to pace myself a little better, I don’t think all that “aiming fluid” had a negative impact on my play. Maybe the opposite: I was relaxed and didn’t give a shit, so I was a little more consistent than usual.

That’s how the day ended. Here is how it began:

Lucky joined us for the morning dog walk. He’s getting old now and only wants to come out once a week or so.

Then it was time for the Wednesday Walkers group hike. We gathered at the Baloy 7-Eleven then caught a jeepney for the long ride out to the far side of Subic town.

The ride was as comfortable as it looks.
The largest turnout we’ve had for the group hike in a very long time.
And off we go through the streets of Subic Hills Village.
The rarely seen Swan in a tree.
Leaving the pavement behind.
The way ahead.
Then it was time to deal with the stick her bush problem.
Thankfully, we left the stickers behind us.
Down from the hills and into the valley.
Doing some road work.
We were happy to see that horny carabao was on a short leash.
Ready to plant the rice.
A pleasant stroll through a friendly farming village.
An old woman pumping iron to fill her water buckets.
The view from here.
Leaving the village behind and heading out across the fields.
Planting rice seedlings looks like backbreaking work.
Strolling through the countryside.
This cow was blocking my path in a game of chicken. I lost and went around.
A pause to refresh and enjoy the scenery.
Then it was time to cross the river. Some of us opted to wade across instead of taking the log bridge.
I chose wet feet over potential tragedy.
Nope, I’m a little unbalanced these days. Without handrails it was a no go for me.
The older we get, the flatter we like it.
Then we had another water crossing to attend to. Skipping stones…
…or plunging in. That’s the way I did it too.
The way ahead.
A walk along the riverside.
Growing crops in the river water.
The last water crossing of the day.
Some friendly villagers on the other side of the river.
Back on the road as we finished our trail.
The route of our journey was just shy of 6K.

A long-ass jeepney ride brought us back to Barretto no worse for the wear. Overall, it was one of the nicer hikes we’ve done in a while. Except for the sticker bushes.

Facebook memories reminded me that three years ago I was having some pretty severe breathing issues.

Less than 95 is unhealthy. At 89, I was in the danger zone.
This oxygen tank and my nebulizer became my new best friends.

Just for shits and giggles, and checked my oxygen level this morning:

I’m breathing easy these days.

From the July 2023 LTG archives, Swan and I are taking our first steps towards a relationship. Against all odds, more than three years later I’ve managed to maintain it.

Today’s YouTube video explores Koreatown in Angeles City. I’ve driven through parts of it but never stopped. Unlike the vlogger, I prefer the bar district. Although many of the bars are now owned by Koreans, I’ve heard that Western guys aren’t particularly welcome in some of them. Well, I’m no fan of AC anyway, so it’s no big deal to me.

Shit happens:

I like the way she thinks!
No, but I’ve slammed into one before.
So, it was the fat pussy that got you?

It was a good day. Hopefully, there are many more like it to come.

It’s 1985 in our musical journey through a lifetime. I’m 30 years old and living in Fort Smith, Arkansas, but I wasn’t in dire straits and did enjoy me some MTV.

5 thoughts on “Stick her bush!”

  1. Your brain has been in its final chapter your entire life you absolute dunce.

    Looks like it was a fun hike. Hope your evening is just as fun.

  2. Damn it Jim! I saw the title and thought i was about to read a Penthouse forum story.
    Instead, I got a pic of a bush I could have seen in my backyard. It’s true. You get what you pay for.

  3. Re: pool tournament
    Congrats on making it as far as you did. Maybe Jerry should split the tourney into two nights. Stop at some point during night #1, and pick up at the same point at night #2.

    Re: Plumber meme
    maybe I am just dense, but I don’t get it. #shrug

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *