Scrape it together

Yesterday’s Hash didn’t quite go the way I planned. For one thing, I spilled a little blood on trail. I get scratches pretty frequently and once I got stitches after a run-in with barbed wire. But this time I managed to get a rather painful scrape on my elbow. Nothing like keeping things fresh and new, right?

It hurt worse than it looks. Or maybe I’m just a pussy. It has been interesting to discover just how many things there are to bump your elbow against during the day.

Another thing that happened was that despite my best intentions, I did not complete the 9-kilometer trail as planned. The way it was set up was that the Hashmobile would drop you at the start of the 6K trail, or you could walk the 3K to that point for a longer hike. Well, I hate riding in the truck enough that it made the additional distance palatable. So, off we went.

My group included the usual suspects–oldsters, Hash virgins, and folks who just prefer a pleasant hiking experience. And on flat ground, I can do a 9K without much problem. I was aware that there were two climbs between the start and the On-Home but I figured I could always bypass them if I wasn’t feeling like doing a hill when I got there.

So we are On-On!

Right after we had begun the trail the Hare, I’m A Fucking Cupcake, caught up to us to ask if we realized we were doing the long trail. We assured him that this was our intention. He appeared genuinely surprised, then shrugged and wished us well. We continued on and then maybe ten minutes into the hike along the riverside we hit a wall. Literally.

The wall of which I speak.
The problem came here. We had to scurry down a five-foot or so embankment then scramble up the other side. I couldn’t get a good footing for the up part and don’t possess the upper body strength to pull myself to the top. I eventually lost my grip and slid down backward scraping my elbow in the process.

After that incident though, the trail was actually quite enjoyable. I was familiar with the area, in fact, I had been in the vicinity for my Sunday stroll, but had never walked these particular paths before. I really enjoy the seeing something new aspect of Hashing.

At around 4K there was a water stop. The Hare and the truck were there and cold water was provided. That was a nice touch. We were given the opportunity to ride back to the On-Home from there, but everyone (including the virgins who appeared tired) opted to continue on. And that’s just what we did. Until we didn’t.

We were on the trail another kilometer or so from the water stop when once again the Hare appeared seemingly out of nowhere. He seemed a little concerned for our well-being and suggested we make a turn further on up the trail and then meet the truck on the highway. I figured we could see how we felt once we reached that point and then decide what to do. Maybe the virgins would be ready to ride by then at least.

Apparently, there was some misunderstanding because we made the turn, hit the pavement, but there was no truck in sight. So nothing to do but continue on up the road. And then a couple of kilometers later we spotted the truck parked up ahead.

There you are! Well, not quite. The Hare had gone out looking for us. Turns out we weren’t supposed to turn when and where we did. Oh well.

I walked on up the trail where the Hare had gone for a way but saw no sign of him. My Fitbit advised me that I had reached my daily step count goal of 20,000 so I shrugged and headed back for the truck. Which while in the process of turning around had stalled and wouldn’t restart. Luckily we were able to push it to the downhill part of the road where the driver, Cunt Hunter, was able to do a clutch start. So we all loaded up in the back and went to pick up the Hare who had ended his search for us further up the highway.

And then we drove back to the On-Home which was the long and uncomfortable ride I had hoped to avoid to begin with. Ah well, the best-laid plans and all that. Anyway, Pubic Head and I plan to take the Wednesday walking group to the portion of the trail we missed yesterday and give it a try.

Here are some more photos from the day:

To be continued tomorrow! We did maybe 3/4 of it…
That’s me waiting to get started.
Some of the others milling about our meet-up location.
Onward we march!
I’m A Flaming Asshole and I Suck Dick. (not me, that’s their Hash names).
Here’s a twofer…my ass and Easter mountain in the same shot. You are welcome!
Crossing the river the easy way…
Left to right: our two virgins, Black And Dick Her, and Western Union Sperm Bank.
Living in the middle of nowhere illustrated.
It was a mostly enjoyable, albeit abbreviated, hike.
What are you looking at?
A babe in the woods…
Shootin’ the shit with Pubic Head at the On-Home.
Cum On My Boat did the mountain trail and got an injury…
Initiating our virgins. I wonder if they’ll be back? My money’s on no.
When the Hash circle was completed and the beer ran out, I headed to Mangos for a dinner of roast chicken and coleslaw.
And so ends another Hash post…

On-On!

2 thoughts on “Scrape it together

  1. I’m not sure I understand what happened. How did you guys end up getting your signals crossed? What was the nature of the misunderstanding about where to meet? Was “hitting the wall” a planned part of the trail, or was it a sign you guys were off the trail? Why’d you end up stopping early if not for reasons of fatigue? Did someone get lost and go off the trail? Maybe I need to reread this post.

  2. Although lots of people, perhaps the majority, did lose the trail at one point or another, my group was not among them. The river wall was indeed part of the planned trail. The confusion came when we misunderstood the Hare’s guidance mid-trail. We should have just continued on the trail as marked. Anyway, we were 1.5 hours into the hike by the time we got back to the truck. The group I was with had had enough at that point and there was a long way to go to get the On-Home. So we threw in the towel.

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