Helpless

Still fighting the blues I’m afraid. But meanwhile, life goes on.

So there had been a moratorium on visa extensions during the enhanced quarantine. With the downgrade to general quarantine status, I was provided 30 days in which to visit the immigration office. I did so this morning.

I completed the paperwork for the standard 60-day tourist visa extension and waited for my turn in line. I was a little surprised by the fee of 4500 pesos ($90) as it is usually around 3000 pesos. Oh well. Once I was back in the vehicle and looked at my receipt I was irked to see my new visa is only valid until June 29. Talk about paying more for less! All I can figure is they granted the 60 days from the date my previous visa expired. Oh well, another trip to immigration is in my near future.

Upon returning home I changed clothes (you are supposed to wear long pants to immigration) and walked to Treasure Island on Baloy Beach. They are kinda sorta open again in an under the table kinda way. My motive for going to T.I. was to see a woman I’ve had the hots for in the past and who maybe liked me as well during a period when I was not available. I wrote a little about Ilene here. She used to come out and Hash with us on a regular basis and even earned her Hash name: Hot to Trot.

That’s her next to me on the ice at some past Hash.

Anyway, with the reduced clientele at T.I., Ilene was the only person working (she normally is a receptionist). There were only a couple of other customers sitting at the beachside tables so I plopped down at the bar. Ilene seemed happy to see me so I ordered up a beer and a menu. See served the beer in a plastic glass so it wouldn’t appear I was actually drinking beer. I offered to treat her to some lunch but she declined. After a little chitchat, I asked how things were going with the boyfriend. She said he was still in Canada but hoped to return next month. I swallowed my disappointment and offered up some positive-sounding words. She then told me that the boyfriend warned her he would be making an occasional trip to Manila and Angeles City. And as everybody knows, there is only one reason to go to AC–the whores. She said he expected her to be understanding. Sensing an opportunity I asked her if she told him she would also occasionally be seeing her old Hash friend. She laughed and said something along the lines of “right”. She got called away by a customer at that point. When she returned I ordered a hamburger. Then she came back and told me the cook said he couldn’t do a hamburger “yet”. What the hell? Well, if he couldn’t do the burger I wasn’t wanting anything else off the menu either–especially the less popular stuff. Another guy came in and pulled up a chair near the reception desk which I thought a little odd. But after she went over to serve him I saw that they were acquainted and she chatted away while I looked at my empty beer glass.

Needless to say, I don’t see Ilene joining me in any future Hash. Oh well, onward to the next one I suppose.

Speaking of the Hash, here are some photos from yesterday’s COVID Run #4.

Once again, we met at the “4 corners” intersection on the My Bitch trail. I was the first to arrive.
Shortly thereafter I was joined by 24 additional quarantine violaters Hashers, our biggest COVID turnout yet.
On-On!
On this section of the trail, the trees made a natural canopy. The shade they provided was quite refreshing.
Movin’ on up!
About an hour into our jaunt, one group was taking a longer trail up the big mountain. I volunteered to lead the women-folk and oldsters on a more sane (level) trail to our On-Home location. These are some of the people who chose to do it my way.
Follow me!
Valley view.
Safely On-Home for some beers and socializing prior to the Hash circle.
Some of the Hashers took advantage of Derelict’s swimmin’ hole.
Since I had led the short trail I was considered a Hare. This meant joining Vienna Sausage and Almoranus on the ice.
Here’s a pro-tip: don’t wear new shoes to the Hash. The tradition for initiating new shes is pretty disgusting. Yep, they are drinking from those nasty things.
We also welcomed a virgin Hasher to the circle. Our motto is: what doesn’t go in you, goes on you! Just like a blowjob.
And finally, our newest named Hasher. Welcome COVID 69 to the kennel!

That’s where things stand as of now. I reckon I’ll head on over to “Gomans” to drink some beers and look the part of the lonely guy. It’s what I do best!

Oh, and about the title to this post. Just before I sat down here to blog I took a nap. And just before I woke up I was dreaming. And while I don’t remember much about the dream, I do remember this song was playing in the background of whatever drama my REM-sleep generated. I have no idea why.


There is a town in north Ontario,
With dream comfort memory to spare,
And in my mind
I still need a place to go,
All my changes were there.

Blue, blue windows behind the stars,
Yellow moon on the rise,
Big birds flying across the sky,
Throwing shadows on our eyes.
Leave us

Helpless, helpless, helpless
Baby can you hear me now?
The chains are locked
and tied across the door,
Baby, sing with me somehow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab6ST1q43c4

1 thought on “Helpless

  1. I’m not much of a swimming-pool guy, but I wouldn’t mind dunking myself in that pool if it meant finding relief from the oppressive heat.

    Looks to have been a good Hash. Welcome to the new members! May they never drink out of new or dirty shoes.

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