Get off my land!

An interesting Wednesday Walkers group hike yesterday. I’ll get to that in a minute and share some photos from the day. But first, let’s talk about the beer!

Another good night of drinking, this time at Dive In with Jessa and the girls. I do enjoy Jessa’s company, but then again, I only see her once a week. Maybe that’s the secret! Had some beers, bought some lady drinks, played some pool, and fed the girls some pizza. Good times! When it came time for me to move on towards the house, I popped into The Pub for my weekly fix of chicken wings.

Tasty as usual!
Tasty as usual!

After eating my fill, I headed upstairs and slept the peaceful sleep of the inebriated.

Speaking of being a drunk bastard, I came across this article today, which claims that ANY amount of alcohol causes damage to the brain. Well, in all seriousness, I have seen some deterioration in my cognitive abilities lately. These mostly manifest in small but irritating ways–frequent typos and misspellings, forgetfulness, and an occasional lack of clarity in my thought processes–sort of a fuzzy feeling in my head. Now, I’m 65 years old and some of this is likely just the natural decline that comes with aging. Maybe if I were still a working man I’d worry about it more. I’m retired and enjoying my life. And some of that enjoyment comes from downing a frosty cold bottle of beer or three. So, if I’m destined to become Biden-like and beer hastens my journey to dementia, so be it.

I’ll need to take this test again wearing my beer goggles.

And here’s the bottom line:

The science is settled!

Alright, now where was I? Oh yeah, the Wednesday hike. Our intention was to hike up to the Kalaklan ridge using a route we hadn’t taken recently. Our efforts were stymied initially by a locked gate, and later by a recently constructed fence. We eventually found an alternative way up, but then discovered we were somehow fenced in. No one was willing to retreat back down the steep trail we had just climbed, so we wandered around some looking of an opening in the fence. And then we encountered an old woman carrying a bolo knife (machete) who was not at all happy about our presence on “her land.” We explained we were just hiking through but she was having none of it. We tried to ignore her but she continued to follow us around yelling stuff in Tagalog. We had a couple of Filipinas with us and they translated that she was saying that previous hikers had damaged her fence (no doubt looking for a way out). She finally offered to escort us to “the gate.” With no other obvious option (other than damaging the fence) we reluctantly let her lead us partially down the mountain, where she unlocked the gate and pointed for us depart. I tried to give her a bag of cookies as a peace offering, but she refused and gestured for me to get off her land. And that is just what we did. Then we reclimbed the mountain on the other side of her fence and made it up to the ridge road with no further problems.

Here are some photos from the hike:

The trail we hiked. That noose-like line marks our retreat at the direction of the bolo-armed old woman.
Our rather large group at our meet-up location. Actually, that guy in the sleeveless white shirt was a beggar we all ignored.
So, we had intended to make our way up on the other side of that creek to the left. But the path was blocked by a locked gate.
They say the longest journey begins with a single step. Our 5K hike started with a couple of hundred steps…
When the steps ran out the going didn’t get any easier. Quite the opposite.
On up. Watch those leaves, they are slippery! See that fence on the right? We were on the old woman’s turf and didn’t know it. Yet.
Did I mention the climb was a steep mother fucker in places?
At least it was mostly shady and there was a breeze. Kept it from feeling oppressively hot.
After making our escape from the clutches of the old woman, we are on the right side of the fence.
Go tell it on the mountain…
Love this view. Our hike began on that highway you see way down below.
On the ridge at last!
A well-earned rest stop.
On the Great Wall of Barretto.
Bay view…
Mountain view.
That’s me demonstrating the “putting one foot in front of the other” technique.
A final group shot from up top.
Don’t want to disappoint you Easter mountain fans out there.
Heading on down…
Okay, I get they are siblings sharing a family resemblance, but damn, the exact same facial expression? A little scary if you ask me.
And oh yeah, my bitching and moaning about how hard these hikes are? Look at what these gals are carrying up the mountain on their head, back, and shoulders. Damn impressive!
Cookie time!
Rehydration and lunch at Dynamite Dick’s.
Our lovely waitress, Crystal. When I asked her if she was looking for a boyfriend she gave me an expressionless deadpan answer: “you’d be disappointed.”

And that was my Wednesday.

Hope you enjoyed this mountainous post.

4 thoughts on “Get off my land!

  1. Quite an adventure. Do you plan to head toward that lady’s property again, or is that path now marked as verboten?

  2. Either they’re scared of you or those 3 little faces reflect a less than happy home life. Hope its the former.
    Sociability is huge in staving off/deferring the onset of dementia. So, ironically enough, that dooms the tea toral bores who think they’re getting ahead of the game by staying home and doing the Times crossword alone. Second after socializing is physical activity, of which you do more than ALL Americans over the age of 90 kilograms. THEN comes cerebral exercise, such as sudoku and learning Tagalog. If we include darts as one you’re doing fine.

  3. Very cool that you keep finding new places within the same area.

    Re: beer – the famous line from the TV show Cheers: “Beer does kill brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that John, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

  4. Kev, I don’t think we will ever trespass (there were no signs posted BTW) there again. Lots of better alternatives to the top anyway.

    Dan, yeah those faces look afraid of something. I reckon they don’t often see many big white guys up close. It appears to me that several families live in their “complex” and lots of other kids around. Usually lots of laughter so I think they are okay. Oh, and thanks for your support on my mental acuity. Sounds like I’m doing it right! 🙂

    Brian, heh–I remember that clip! It’s spot on! I always blog BEFORE I drink, but maybe some drunk blogging would make for better content…

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