Follow the Hare

I liked those joints during my first trip through the 70s better than the aching joints I have now.

Well, it only hurts until the pain goes away. And when the pain goes away, I’ll be dead. So, given the option, I can live with the hurt.

Let’s talk about yesterday’s Hash. It was a wet one. The rain never let up all day. The poor Hare couldn’t mark the trail in advance because the marking tools- powder, paper, and chalk couldn’t withstand the constant exposure to water. So instead, the Hare, Demolition Derby, led the pack of Hashers on a “follow me” trail through the streets of Matain and Calapacuan. I don’t recall having done a trail in that manner previously, but it worked out okay. Until it didn’t. After an hour or so, I discerned that Derby was going to lead us back to the On-Home at Smokes and Bottles via a long walk on the Govic Highway. That wasn’t appealing to me, so Swan and I had the bright idea of shortcutting through the neighborhood backstreets. Oops, that was a major fuck up. Turns out most of those streets were underwater. I’m talking knee-deep wading that went on for a kilometer or so. Not fun!

Here are some photos from the Hash adventure.

The brave souls who didn’t let the rain stop them from Hashing.
Heading out on the National Highway.
Bayside in the rain.
At least it was low tide.
Over the seawall we go.
Street strollin’
Exciting shit, eh?
Holding court.
That’s Snake Island out there in the rain haze.
Passing by the beached boats.
And back in the ‘hood.
Retreating from a dead end, I suddenly found myself in front.
This should have given me a clue, but I didn’t heed it.
The path I chose wound up looking like this, but I opted not to retreat.
A Swan taking to the water. And so it goes.

Still, better to be just passing through than having to deal with this 24/7 like the locals.

We went thataway.
Back safe and sound at Smokes and Bottles.
They look so dry because they didn’t walk the trail
Gangster Bitch and Cums Alone sharing a hug.
Time to Circle up.
Hares on the ice.
Always Wet looks like a girl with something extra.
A virgin Hasher preparing to be deflowered.
We made Stewed Rat a cake for his birthday.
Demented Dickhead got the Hashit this week.
And as usual, the day ended with the after-Hash at It Doesn’t Matter.

Wet and wild is the way we rolled through another day in the life.

The Facebook AI Gods offered to alter that old photo I posted yesterday of me and my daughter at her high school homecoming queen event:

She got a kick out of it.

Now it is November 2021 in the LTG archives, and it seems God is calling my bluff about giving up on love. Paula, the gal I had been crushing on from a distance, invited me to a gathering for her birthday and told me she was interested in giving me a try. Wow! I responded by inviting her to hike with me, and she accepted. Where do I go from here? Well, I know where I went, but that’s a story for another day.

Today’s YouTube video is about tipping in the Philippines. Unlike in the USA, tipping is not expected here, and tips of any amount are appreciated. I’ve altered my tipping philosophy since moving here, but I will usually tip at least 10%, especially when I can tip my server directly (the group tip boxes don’t resonate with me). I know many of my fellow expats don’t come from a tipping culture and think it is a stupid American habit. You do you, and I’ll do me. It’s my money to spend as I see fit.

Now let’s head for the humor zone:

Whatever you do, don’t have kids with her!
Death might be a blessing for this guy.
It’s been a long time since I’ve unwrapped a peanut butter cup.

And yes, it is STILL fucking raining today. Someone posted that this makes 39 straight days. I guess that makes this situation to be of Biblical proportions. Hmm, how long can I tread water?

2 thoughts on “Follow the Hare

  1. Is your tap water working again yet, or still FUBAR? Any ETA on when it might be running?

  2. re: rain
    Hopefully you scrubbed yourself after wading through the flood waters. I am sure that there are all kinds of nasties floating around in that stuff. LOL

    re: Paula
    Hmm, waiting with bated breath as to the outcome. On one hand, I am thinking that yup, she was the one, and you guys are living happily ever after. Oh wait, that is the alternate/parallel universe…………………..

    re: tipping
    I become more anti tipping lately. To me, everybody is in the service industry in some way or another. Do (generic) you tip your doctor? Dentist? Car mechanic? etc. At the root, I don’t believe that tipping motivates people to provide better service.

    During my trip to Ireland, I loved the fact that the price you saw on the menu in a restaurant or bar was the price you were going to pay. Any and all taxes and service charges were included. Price said 10 euros. That was the price. And service was not any worse (nor better) than typically seen in the US.

    And somehow in the US, the “standard” tip has crept up from the original 10% –> 15% –> 20% and now a lot of the credit card readers ask for more than 20%. You have to navigate through the menu to change it or eliminate it. All the while, the cashier is standing there watching you.

    And don’t get me started on why tips are expected at places where you order, pay, and collect your food at the counter. Arrrrgh!!

    Maybe you can be the trendsetter in the PI. You know enough bar owners. Tell them to pay their workers a decent salary. I should not be “required” to supplement their salary because the owner doesn’t pay them enough to begin with.

    Rant over. LOL

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