Candy Run

Well, if the metric is handing out copious amounts of candy and getting big smiles from happy children in return, yesterday’s annual Candy Run was a success.

This was my second time participating in this event and I guess I’m still learning the ropes. Most of the Hashers were carrying hard candies and they’d just toss a handful at a time into the crowd of kids. I wasn’t comfortable doing that with my chocolate bars, however. They were a pretty popular treat and I was trying to hand them out individually but that tended to draw a crowd. I was also trying to ration them so I’d have enough to cover the full 6K walk. Eventually, I got out in front of the truck carrying Santa and then told then kids the candy was “back there”. That allowed me to pick and choose my time and place for distribution. After a while, I focused on the mothers and lolas (grandmothers) for the chocolate treats and that worked well. I gave away my last morsels just before arriving back “on-home” at Hot Zone.

Anyway, it was enjoyable to give a little back to the community, especially the ones who have so little.

We walked through three distinct neighborhoods spreading Christmas joy.
It was definitely a joy for me to get out of that crowded Hashmobile sleigh.
“Gives us candies pleasssse. We wants it!” they said, making a Gollum-like sound as they swallowed. Okay, I just made that up. Sue me!
Santa (as played by Fucking Old Man) and some of his fans.
They’d follow him anywhere!
Slot Licker playing the role of Santa’s slut helper.
Anal Intruder working the crowds…
Here’s one of your humble correspondent doing his duty…

And that’s the way it was.

Merry Christmas!

2 thoughts on “Candy Run

  1. Hey, that’s the Subic Hash way. Our names are not always appreciated when we visit other Hash groups that purport to be “family Hashes”. Oh well.

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