Belly flop

I guess there really can be too much of a good thing.

Another hot hike with the Wednesday Walkers yesterday. We kept it flat, doing 9K on the back streets Matain, Calapacuan, and San Isidro. A lot of photos to share later in this post. One event from the trek stands out for me though–walking down the road and passing a Filipino pedestrian and hearing him mock my fat beer belly. Yeah, I’ve got a mirror, and I’ve had Filipinas that I know mention my increasing girth, but this is the first time some random stranger felt compelled to take note of my protruding gut. I guess I’ll take that as a call to action.

I’m not sure what measures I will undertake to reduce my measurements. I’m actually only gaining weight around the middle. Yes, they call it a “beer belly” for a reason. One part of my planning is to go thirty days with zero Zeros and see what happens. Well, I’ll probably have to do a cheat day on Monday since the Hash doesn’t offer other alcohol options. And don’t worry about bargirls potentially starving without my largesse–I’m not giving up drinking, only beer. A mix of gin and soda water is almost carb-free. I’m already pretty much maxed out on walking, so I’ll need to add in some exercise routines that address stomach flat. Anyway, it’s a plan in progress; I’ll let you know when I’m ready to implement it; it won’t be long, and my pride is at stake.

My after-hike activities included dinner at John’s place (the pulled pork sandwich). I also got a big order of Korean-style chicken wings for takeout so I could feed the hungry crew at Hideaway bar. Today is Joy’s day off, and she is coming by for a visit this afternoon.

See you later!

Next up was Cheap Charlies, and it was a pleasant surprise to see one of my old favorites had returned to work after a lengthy 2+ year absence. Of course, she is probably just pretending to like me too, but she does a better job of it than my previous “friends” were willing to do. I also got a perverse pleasure from spending big on several lady drinks while they sat around without customers. Yeah, I can be a dick like that.

Welcome back!

There was even more excitement than usual at Cheap Charlies as a huge thunderstorm rolled through. Lots of cloud-to-ground lightning bolts, explosive thunder, and sheets of pouring rain. It was quite the show. It also kept me trapped in the bar longer than I anticipated—nothing to do but drink and make the best of it. I had planned on a visit to Outback, but once the rain let up, I called it a night and caught a trike back home.

The calm before the storm. I took this photo about 30 minutes before those skies suddenly exploded.

Here’s how my Lucky boy chills:

He’s been doing better lately, even enjoys his morning walks with me now.

Let’s take a walk, shall we?

The way to go.
Meet up at the 7/11 as usual.
And we’re off!
Watch out for the fat guy on the highway!
Floaters in the bay.
Was this a murder?
There’s something fishy about that kid…
Locals hanging out.
Outsiders hanging around.
Bayside living.
Fat man posing.
That’s the old Hanjin shipyard across the bay. Soon to reopen under American ownership.
A fleet for the fishing village.
Max brought his dog along but kept him on the leash this time. Some of the strays wanted to go into attack mode, but we were able to shoo them away without any bites.
Happy cookie recipients.
Regrouping back on the highway.
Tipsy Thirsty, you say? Sounds like my kind of place! Way out here in Calapacuan, though, is beyond my comfort zone for imbibing.
A photo op on the bridge.
Creekside walking.
About the shittiest creek I ever did see.
A quiet backroad stroll.
The Blackrock we did not climb.
A small market in San Isidro.
Hello children!
How ya been, Easter mountain?
A river crossing.
The river we crossed is in the process of getting concrete banks.
Heading to the backdoor of Alta Vista.
Out of cookies, but they seemed happy with a candy bag.
Back to Alta Vista
Lunch and beer at Kamto. Maybe that’s why I’m fat.

Nothing lasts forever, but I’ll make the best of it while I still can.

3 thoughts on “Belly flop

  1. I’ve seen a lot of white guys who are ex-military; they let themselves go and start drinking a lot, and they always end up with the stereotypical beer-belly shape: no ass and a huge gut. Makes ’em look pregnant. If a guy is fat all over, it’s probably because he loves food and is a big eater (e.g., me and 18-Kilo), but if he’s fat only at the gut, that’s almost definitely a beer belly. Well, since beer is the cause of the belly… you know what to do even if you don’t want to do it!

    That said, rudeness from strangers is uncalled for. But it’s Asia, where people routinely body-shame. I know this well. Koreans are rude assholes, too.

  2. Brian, yeah, they can be. And that particular one seems to be a dumping ground for the neighborhood. I honestly don’t understand the mentality of trashing your own backyard.

    Kevin, even though I’m drinking low-calorie beer (60 per bottle), I’m drinking a lot of them. My only other real indulgence is a bowl of ice cream after a night out. So, I’m going to cut way back on the beer intake and see what happens. The biggest challenge will be pacing myself when I switch to a more powerful mixed drink. Oh, and I wasn’t really offended by the stranger’s comment (rude though it was); it was more of a motivator to get the belly under control.

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