Going Hareless

I went my own way for the Hash but wound up in the right place at the right time. As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, I opted out of doing the “official” trail laid by the Hare, Vienna Sausage. I had my reasons.

The trail I (mostly) didn’t do was purported to be 6K

To begin with, it started three kilometers out of town, requiring a Jeepney or trike ride to get there. But more importantly, it had way too many ups and downs for my liking. I don’t mind a challenging climb, especially if it is at the beginning of the hike, but damn, this trail had several hard climbs interspersed with steep descents. Normally, I’d just shortcut the Hare’s trail, but in this case, I wasn’t familiar enough with the area to feel confident in my ability to do so. Instead, I crafted my own path from my house to the On-Home, some familiar (a portion of My Bitch) and the rest areas I hadn’t hiked for a while. It worked for me, and that’s what matters.

Cums Alone and BF’s Wet Spot joined in on the fun
The way ahead
An Easter Mountain view
My trail had one moderate climb
A cabin in the woods I rather fancy.

I did a seven-minute long video of the portion of the My Bitch trail that passes through Mountain Mama Onelia’s homestead.

I hope I did a little better quality-wise, but I still have lots of room for improvement.

If you watched it through to the end, you saw the surprise encounter with Buddy Fucker and Fuck Buddy, who had also chosen to hike a trail other than the Hare’s. We joined forces for the remainder of the journey.
The view on the way back down to Barretto
And another
And then by golly, we intersected with the real Hash trail.
Steppin’ on down

As we made our way to the On-Home venue, there was another surprise encounter:

I hadn’t seen Mama around town for several days, and I’ve never seen her way out like this on the backstreets of Barretto.
Glad you are okay, Mama! Enjoy the biscuits!
Still on the real trail
Almost done
Our On-Home was at the seldom visited Bella Monte Hotel.
Sitting around waiting for the Circle to begin
Some of the Hash Gash
Circle up! Over fifty Hashers in attendance yesterday (we are normally in the mid-thirties)
It’s nice on ice!
Action Man and his gal, She Devil, got lost on the trail, were last to get back and pay their Hash fees, and were rewarded some ice time along with some playthings.
On the ice for the socialites! (those who didn’t do a trail and just came for the circle)
Recognition on ice: Cums Alone has 22 runs, Cum Together has 333.
Maybe it was a dick move, but my trail was just a tad over 4K and quite enjoyable

We did the usual after-Hash hangout at It Doesn’t Matter, then made our way home to watch some of the Groundhog Day movie. Swan was unfamiliar with the creature or the holiday but seems to be enjoying it so far. We didn’t finish watching because we were both tired from the Hash, and the YouTube video I selected wasn’t high quality and was rife with commercials. I’ll try another version when we resume watching.

Made it, but just barely

No memories of note to share today, but here is a blast from the past on the blog: paying the rent for two years in advance in cash. The comments gave me a chuckle, especially the one from my liberal ex-wife #3 complaining about a waste of taxpayer dollars. These days she is pissed at Trump and Musk for trying to save the government money.

That’s what $94,000 looks like. No worries, Uncle Sam picked up the tab.
I’m still getting my kicks making lefty heads explode with my Facebook posts

Today’s YouTube video is a hopefully refreshing change of pace. I came upon this randomly, but I enjoyed learning about hygiene issues in the Old West. Perhaps you will, too.

And now for some humor:

You had breast keep your distance. Those appear to be loaded.
My hearing and vision are both diminishing, so I’m not sure what to do now.
Beats pounding sand!

Another day, another post. Thanks for hanging in there with me.

2 thoughts on “Going Hareless

  1. To begin with, it started three kilometers out of town, requiring a Jeepney or trike ride to get there.

    Sounds like a short walk to me. But “3K out of town” is not the same as “3K from my front door.” If you had walked to the starting point, how many km would that have been? Of course, your own route was radically different, so I guess it’s a moot point.

    re: your latest 7:33 video:

    1. As Brian suggested, a GoPro would allow you to keep your footing. Strap it to your head or to your chest for a roughly eye-level view. Head is preferable as you have more control over the angle of your shots, but I don’t know enough about GoPros to know whether you can see what you’re filming while you’re filming it, and how you might start/stop recording if you’re free-handing (hands-freeing?) it. I normally think of GoPros as being for bikers, windsurfers, BASE jumpers, and trail runners—people intent on filming minutes of footage while doing an activity just to give everyone a first-person view, like those mountain-biking videos I occasionally slap up.

    2. Why’s the breathing so phlegmy? You okay? That’s worrisome, as if mucus were collecting in your bronchi or lungs.

    3. Do you ever just sit and hang with Onelia?

    4. Overall, angles seem to be better. No more obsessive ass shots, and you even managed to rope in some extra characters (Onelia, Buddy Fucker, Fuck Buddy) along with the ladies.

    I hadn’t seen Mama around town for several days, and I’ve never seen her way out like this on the backstreets of Barretto.

    Now that you’re getting into video, I’d love to see a video’ed conversation between you and Mama—about her life, what she thinks of the town, you, the future, etc. That would, in fact, be a series I would watch faithfully (I don’t often click on the Reekay/Pea stuff): Interview a Local Filipino. Maybe one interview a week or every two weeks until you run out of locals. Interview ’em all—young and old, men and women, rich and poor. And if they don’t speak English well, Swan can be on site as an interpreter (or you can get that editing software and learn how to place English subtitles on screen).

    I’d also like to see an interview with Almoranus (sp?) about his training regimen. How does he stay slim and keep those muscles? What’s his home-gym setup, or is he a gym member? And I’m sure there are other interesting expats who’d love to have their words immortalized… even if all they do is tell a dirty joke.

    Circle up! Over fifty Hashers in attendance yesterday (we are normally in the mid-thirties)

    So I guess almost everyone else likes Vienna Sausage’s routes?

    On the ice for the socialites! (those who didn’t do a trail and just came for the circle)

    Scott didn’t do the trail, eh?

    Recognition on ice: Cums Alone has 22 runs, Cum Together has 333.

    Well, that’s half the devil’s number. 333 more to go!

    We didn’t finish watching because we were both tired from the Hash, and the YouTube video I selected wasn’t high quality and was rife with commercials. I’ll try another version when we resume watching.

    I’ll just buy the movie on Apple TV. I see it’s not on Netflix for some odd reason.

    Looks to have been a good Hash even if it had little to do with the actual route.

  2. Re: Hash
    Was it a special occasion that resulted in the large turnout?

    Re: Apartment in Korea
    Yeah, as a foreigner, renting a western style apartment in Seoul is crazy expensive. When my company was looking to base myself (and family) in Seoul, they gave me a maximum price/month I would be allowed to expense for lodging. I was blown away by the amount and after doing research, I found that the price would get a nice, but nothing spectacular, accommodation.

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