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Dear John,
Hanukkah Sameach.
» Posted By Dave On 18/December/2022 @ 11:38 am
Dear John,
Tell Victor to stop encouraging hate and discrimination. The follicly challenged have a right to love to. The world is against us enough already. And, no, unlike you, he is not welcome in my bar. Shalom.
» Posted By Dave On 06/October/2022 @ 9:55 am
Dear John,
I second James sentiments and sorry if them putzs left you feeling like a fifth wheel. If I’d been there I would have got one of my gofers to help me climb on to the nearest barstool and poke them hoodlums in the belly buttons – and tell them to get their noisy hulks of metal down to West Spot for a good time and leave your lady be.
I hope to see you in my bra again soon, chaver.
» Posted By Dave On 05/October/2022 @ 5:08 am
Dear John,
Tell that.Steve guy to pipe down. You’ve been married upteen times so know what you’re doing. So peace out or whatever is the hip thing to say now.
» Posted By Dave On 04/October/2022 @ 6:19 am
Dear John,
You are right. I am indeed a legend in my own lifetime. If I wasn’t me, I’d want to be me. Shep naches.
By the way, I am still only 79 years young despite what the putzs here say behind my back. Zei gezunt.
» Posted By Dave On 08/August/2022 @ 4:33 am
Dear John,
Sorry to read of your maladies. Keep on Rockin’ In The Free World is the only words of comfort I have to offer – and I”m a medical man.
» Posted By Dave On 06/August/2022 @ 7:46 am
Dear John,
You certainly look very happy – and passionate – in your photo with the two young women but it looks like you could do better and raise the spirits of both gentlemen in the background and tell them it is not all Doom and Gloom.
The little Old Man with the the nose, restless eyes, close-set teeth, elongated ears, square nails, flat feet, round knees and soft hand (he may even have one arm longer than the other) looks especially jaded. I am sure paying a for a lot more lady drinks and EWRs will put a big smile back on his punim.
» Posted By Dave On 18/July/2022 @ 4:24 am
Dear John,
Toda raba. Good to know you do not consider me to be a shanda and more than just a pimp. Your support is appreciated.
» Posted By Dave On 01/July/2022 @ 4:48 am
Dear John,
Where is “John’s Place”? Is it your latest investment?
Great photos as usual. Some guys pay a lot of money for flagellation – and I would know.
The penitents once had the impudence to ask me to take on the role of Ciaphas! Don’t they know I am The Messiah!!
Chag Pesach Sameach.
» Posted By Dave On 16/April/2022 @ 12:55 am
Bloody Noses?! Oy Vey.
» Posted By Dave On 08/February/2022 @ 9:47 am
Dear John,
Please do not be scaring off the tourists amongst your readership with all your dramas. I am confident the border will actually be open this time next week and, considering the price of flights to here currently, we will not have to tolerate the schnorrers we usually get in the Barretto for at least a little longer. So get up Wet Spot soon as this time next month take out will be ₱10000, baruch hashem.
Good luck with your latest investment.
» Posted By Dave On 06/February/2022 @ 8:31 am
Sometimes it doesn’t go as planned
Dear John,
I”ve been busy attempting to be a gourmet (since no interest in those hoes of mine) so belated Happy New Year.
You appear to be like the proverbial moth to a flame. But, remember, respite from your woes can still be had at Wet Spot for ₱5000 l/t. Even less s/t (and only half goes to Daddy).
» Posted By Dave On 23/January/2022 @ 8:20 am
Dear John,
Thank you.
Good to see you are enjoying your seasonal festivities.
Shalom.
» Posted By Dave On 25/December/2021 @ 7:25 pm
Dear John,
Great review. Proves to all the detractors out there that Wet Spot really is the top abnormal bar in town.
I hope the only tip you give Brett was to get off his fat ass and find some customers.
» Posted By Dave On 24/December/2021 @ 10:06 pm
Dear John,
I am sorry to read your latest romance is off – for now anyway I will add because the opera ain’t over till the fat lady sings.
In the interim do not despair. Come drown your sorrows at Wet Spot. S/t negotiable from ₱3000. L/t ₱5000 (only half goes to Daddy)
» Posted By Dave On 22/December/2021 @ 5:44 am
Dear John,
Good to read that your pursuit of Pearl is paying off. Well done. But, don’t hide your love for each other under a bushel. Get a portrait painted of you both in a passionate embrace for hanging in her resto bar for all to see and warn off all other suitors
Speaking of other suitors – I thought you said that he who you dare not speak his name anymore had connections? It’s just that he seems to be just like any other John in town. Nothing wrong with Johns of course. In fact the town’s businesses could do with lots more Johns currently – and I don’t means WCs.
» Posted By Dave On 18/December/2021 @ 8:16 am
Dear John,
Nice pics on the base. You would make a nice couple.
Does the guy who you dare not speak his name anymore actually realise you and Pearl are together or does he see you as just another customer? If so, maybe it would be best for Pearl to have a quiet word with him to make that clear – but don’t you stoop to rolling around in the dirt with him. I’ve seen a quite a few exats doing that over bargirls over the years and it’s not a good look. Pathetic in fact.
On the other hand, if he has got the connections you say he has you might want to thread carefully if has got his heart set on Pearl that much.
» Posted By Dave On 13/December/2021 @ 6:54 am
Dear John,
The guy who you dare not speak his name anymore must be more than just a man about town. Still it goes to show you never lose the girl – only your place in the line regardless. So Keep On Keeping On.
» Posted By Dave On 11/December/2021 @ 7:37 am
Dear John,
In bed by 9 last Saturday night. Are you sure? I thought you were a dangerous man with money in your pocket.» Posted By Dave On 08/November/2021 @ 5:20 am
Dear John,
Congratulations on the darts triumph.
I would enjoy darting if I were taller. I had to stand on a chair to hit the board last time I tried.
» Posted By Dave On 05/November/2021 @ 5:39 am
Dear John,
Old Cunt Face here again.
You have a big heart funding that lady’s proceedure. The Barretto could do with more gentlemen in the bars like you.
You do realise that Wet Spot is not really a resto bar? Companionship can still be had for ₱5000 only, with only half going to Daddy. Less if pogi like you I imagine.
I am delighted Wet Spot (and Voodoo) is still holding in there. The empire began crumbling well before Covid (Angelwitch, Buccaneer, Rapscallion, Dusk till Dawn, Scamps, Rum Jungle, Lollipop if I can remember correctly (I am 89 next month you know). I blame the managers – a lot of shickers and shmendriks.
Oh, and can you recall the attempt at a discotheque by where BarCelona is now? It didn’t last long but they do say God loves a trier.
» Posted By Dave On 16/October/2021 @ 4:49 am
Dear John,
Old Cunt Face here.
Do not listen to the cynics and their cliched retort to “How do you know a bargirl is lying? (in case you have forgotten , the answer is: “her mouth is open”).
You may say the young lady of questionable marital status is not a bargirl, because she works in a cantina, but I know you are not naive enough to split hairs on that one – or maybe I’m the one being callow.
That all being said, many men are in relationships (married even) with bargirls (ex or otherwise) and seem very content so do not be deterred in your pursuit of love.
» Posted By Dave On 27/September/2021 @ 5:16 am
Dear John,
Your masseuse does not seem to be a professional. I prefer accredited.
Thanks for your Youthair creme recommendation. I will give it a try if the Regaine ever works.
Meanwhile I could give it a go on covering up the gray on the goatee because – although they think I can’t hear them any longer – around here they are saying I am now even looking like an old cunt – literally. The shmoks.
» Posted By Dave On 21/September/2021 @ 5:03 am
Dear John,
Pleased to see the eye op was not only a success but has paid dividends. You appear 20 years younger without the spectacles. Deep pockets combined with being blessed with tallness and retaining a full head of hair (with not a a fleck of gray) must result in you leaving all the competition in the dust there.
I wonder whether your cantina charges corkage and who gets the pagpag?
» Posted By Dave On 20/September/2021 @ 5:36 am
Dear John,
I enjoyed catching up with your cumings and goings over this weekend.
Belated birthday wishes.
Am I correct in thinking the eatery which you sponsor is the only option in town for locals on a budget since Rico’s closed last year? I notice it is located opposite Alaska. Is that bar still open for business?
I especially enjoyed your photo shoot of Barrio Barretto. The Big O’s “California Blue” chimed instantly with me after viewing.
Wishing you a speedy recovery with the eye.
» Posted By Dave On 13/September/2021 @ 4:16 am
Love is just a four-letter word
Dear John. Sorry to read that it didn’t work out for you with that lady.
On my travels there I have observed many men in relationships with local ladies and have often wondered if they are being played so to speak. So maybe it is for the best you didn’t throw caution to the wind.
That all said, I feel for you because we’re all sensitive people with so much to give.
Take care.
» Posted By Dave On 16/August/2021 @ 5:53 am
Hi John. First time caller – although been an avid reader after having plenty of free time on my hands since the downturn. Love the blog. Good luck with bar. Great to think that the leg is not curtailing your productivity. Kudos!
» Posted By Dave On 30/June/2021 @ 9:15 am
«« Back To Stats PageThanks for the comment and the link to my site.
I spent summers in Prescott in the 80’s and lived there in the early 90’s… I love that town!
» Posted By Dave On 12/January/2005 @ 7:38 pm