Comments Posted By Chop Suey

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Another circle on the carousel of life

I was wondering why the number of candles on the cake didn’t match your age and then I realized a permit is often needed for a bonfire.

» Posted By Chop Suey On 29/August/2026 @ 10:14 am

No shame in not trying

I’ll take State of Calamity over State of Confusion(Dementia Joe) any day.

» Posted By Chop Suey On 26/August/2026 @ 7:42 am

Bad to the bone

Hey Mac, can you get a Blooming Onion to go with that beer at the Outback?

» Posted By Chop Suey On 19/August/2026 @ 8:43 am

That’s a wrap

Better a crappy picture than a crappy dinner.

I have a sneaking suspicion this is not your first quickie.

It seems wherever you are in the world it’s a hole-in-the-wall eatery that is surprisingly good.

» Posted By Chop Suey On 12/August/2026 @ 1:33 am

It didn’t go according to plan

Speaking of Barbie,

Have you seen the new Barbie doll?

Called Divorce Barbie.

Comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

» Posted By Chop Suey On 11/August/2026 @ 1:35 pm

Just to be Pacifico about it

Since you fixed the Cebu Pacific departure board they should have comped your in-flight adult beverages.

Not a proper airport without a Cinnabon.

Swan has a big heart.

» Posted By Chop Suey On 08/August/2026 @ 6:06 am

An abbrev. post

I know I’m old because I wake up on Saturday morning at the same time I used to come home from Friday night partying.

» Posted By Chop Suey On 06/August/2026 @ 5:29 am

About and around

Mac, Ben Franklin said it years ago, “In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes”. I’ll take the latter over the former any day of the week.

Send the South Carolina Department of Revenue a link to your blog. What could be more proof positive than that?

“Let me tell you how it will be
There’s one for you, nineteen for me
Cause I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman”
Taxman
Song by The Beatles–1966

» Posted By Chop Suey On 04/August/2026 @ 1:10 am

And another one done

I got some bad news for you. If you don’t want to refer to your woman as Bitch then your dream of joining the Hell’s Angels is over.

I bet Swan calls you Daddy too.

I’m on your side with the covid nonsense. At the time, I was 2 years from retirement at a company with more than 100 people. If you remember, Dementia Joe was going to force the vaccine on us. I was ready to give the job up. Luckily, the Supreme Court put a stop to that. I feel vindicated now that Fauci has been exposed. Not against vaccines BUT normally it takes 10 to 15 years to develop one. The first covid vaccine was developed in less than 12 months. I refused to become a guinea pig. Never had the shot. Had covid twice. Sick for a few days and then I recovered and I’m no spring chicken.

» Posted By Chop Suey On 02/August/2026 @ 7:16 am