And now a public service announcement from our friends at the TSA.

And in other news there is this:

They are the first line of defense in airport security but two troubling incidents involving TSA agents at LAX are raising concerns.

A TSA agent was arrested on January 3rd in Terminal One at LAX, a source told NBCLA. He had just gotten off duty and was behaving erratically, saying, “I am god, I’m in charge.”

Meanwhile, a TSA Internal Affairs investigation turned up evidence of LAX TSA agents using drugs at an after-hours party.

TSA officials say a videotape of the party was of poor quality and the employees were not in uniform, but 4 employees were tentatively identified.

Well.  Just wait until they are unionized.

Suggested TSA slogan: Airport security–something we Totally Suck At.

Hmm, and this is the government that wants to run health care.

Wake me when the nightmare is over.