The naked lust of language teachers

Now, now, don’t jump to conclusions.  I didn’t say anything about English teachers, let alone teachers in Korea.

Nope, this story comes from the Big Apple, and it is every school boy’s lesbian fantasy. (heh, that sentence should generate some interesting Google search hits).

Who’s hot for teacher? Looks like the other teacher.

Two female Romance language instructors were tossed out of their Brooklyn high school after being caught “undressed” in an empty classroom, sources told the Daily News Tuesday.

Students at James Madison High School in Midwood were watching a talent show in the auditorium while Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were speaking the international language of love, sources said.

A janitor stumbled on French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a married Spanish instructor, and tattled to school officials on Nov. 20.

Both tenured teachers were removed from the classroom and sent to Education Department “rubber rooms” while they’re investigated for misconduct, sources said.

No idea what a “rubber room” is or why they call it that.  Does seem ironic to send lesbians there though.

I am reminded of an incident from my Postal Service days when a Postmaster was caught making whoopee in the vault with a clerk.  The event became known as the “safe sex” case.  I think the Postmaster wound up being charged with misuse of government property.  The safe, not the clerk.

1 thought on “The naked lust of language teachers

  1. I know your buddy Frank Nathan was not a postmaster, but wasn’t he in some scandal? Then there was Terry Moroz (I called him Morose). I turned in a bag of cocaine to that guy and I never heard a word from the Postal Inspectors. I imagine he snorted it up with his friends.

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