I knew yesterday’s Hash would be a tough one. It was hot and the notorious Leech My Nuggets was the Hare. So, when Leech announced that the medium trail was “only” 7 KMs I thought to myself “why not?” and hopped in the Hashmobile. Just before departure Leech looked in the truck (granted, not at me directly) and said “some of you ought not be doing this trail”. Who knew a masochist could be so kind? Well, when Leech My Nuggets admits his trail is a motherfucker (or more aptly, more of a motherfucker than normal) I ain’t one to argue. I hopped out of the truck and went with the group doing the shorter 4 KM trail. That turned out to be a good decision.
Of course, the climb up from Olongapo was no easy walk in the park. If I had to name it, I’d call it the “Come to Jesus” trail. None of the veteran Hashers could recall ever having hiked that way previously. Indeed, in places it felt like we were blazing a brand new path.
Made it back to the “on-home” at Hot Zone without incident. Over an hour and a half hiking to go 4 KMs says something about the terrain. As slow as I am going up, I’m even slower coming back down. Gravity is not my friend.
We did our usual Hash circle activities. The festivities were a little muted because it was election day and the Filipinas among us were not permitted by law to drink beer.
And yes, I spent some time on the ice as well.
It was also announced that I would be next week’s Hare. I told the circle it was going to be “an old man’s trail”. The old men present seemed to appreciate that!
On-On!
Found a whole trove of “Jesus can’t go Hashing” songs here.
Congrats on 50 runs! That’s a lotta diarrhea!
HaHa! Yeah, some of those lines were familiar, thanks for link. When we do the song people take turns offer up a reason Jesus can’t go Hashing. And of course the song always ends with taking a knee and singing “Jesus we’re only kidding…”
And after 50 runs I’m just glad I’ve avoided DIE-arrhea…
What have I missed. Where is Marrisa (salty cum)?
Rascal, she’s still Hashing. On the far right in the first photo.