The better part of valor

I knew yesterday’s Hash would be a tough one. It was hot and the notorious Leech My Nuggets was the Hare. So, when Leech announced that the medium trail was “only” 7 KMs I thought to myself “why not?” and hopped in the Hashmobile. Just before departure Leech looked in the truck (granted, not at me directly) and said “some of you ought not be doing this trail”. Who knew a masochist could be so kind? Well, when Leech My Nuggets admits his trail is a motherfucker (or more aptly, more of a motherfucker than normal) I ain’t one to argue. I hopped out of the truck and went with the group doing the shorter 4 KM trail. That turned out to be a good decision.

The trail for Hash Run #1348. The long version went straight up over the big mountain and back down into Olongapo City. And then back up again and down to Barretto. The short version I walked started in Olongapo thereby eliminating the climb I’ve done before that we all call “the motherfucker”.

Of course, the climb up from Olongapo was no easy walk in the park. If I had to name it, I’d call it the “Come to Jesus” trail. None of the veteran Hashers could recall ever having hiked that way previously. Indeed, in places it felt like we were blazing a brand new path.

The gals of the SBH3 at the drop off point in Olongapo City.
And then it’s “on-on”. That’s your humble correspondent making his way up what seemed to be an endless flight of stairs…
About a third of the way up was this church/shrine.
“Jesus can’t go Hashing ’cause he’s hanging on a cross…” is an actual Hash song lyric. Actually, one of the more tame lines in that particular song. Yeah, we are all gonna burn in hell…
I went up to pay my respects. “Jesus, will I have an easy trail today?” The response was “son, you haven’t got a prayer”.
So we continued on up. The stairs gave out about half way up and then the real climbing began. Fuck you Leech!
But we eventually made it to the top and were rewarded with this view of Olongapo City.
Kids are kids everywhere in the world I suppose. Although I suspect these kids must have thought we were crazy to be out climbing mountains for no reason.
On the trail making our way back down.
Our destination–Barrio Barretto in all her glory…

Made it back to the “on-home” at Hot Zone without incident. Over an hour and a half hiking to go 4 KMs says something about the terrain. As slow as I am going up, I’m even slower coming back down. Gravity is not my friend.

We did our usual Hash circle activities. The festivities were a little muted because it was election day and the Filipinas among us were not permitted by law to drink beer.

But the Gash (female Hashers) still looked good on ice…

And yes, I spent some time on the ice as well.

I was “honored” for completing my 50th Subic Hash with a soiled headband and the “Get a Life” song…
Where does the time go?

It was also announced that I would be next week’s Hare. I told the circle it was going to be “an old man’s trail”. The old men present seemed to appreciate that!

On-On!

4 thoughts on “The better part of valor

  1. HaHa! Yeah, some of those lines were familiar, thanks for link. When we do the song people take turns offer up a reason Jesus can’t go Hashing. And of course the song always ends with taking a knee and singing “Jesus we’re only kidding…”

    And after 50 runs I’m just glad I’ve avoided DIE-arrhea…

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