I’m a joiner, not a fighter!

They shall not grow old,
As we who are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them,
Nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun
And in the morning,
We will remember them.
Lest we forget.

I am now officially a member of the Returned and Services League, an Australian veterans organization. The verse above is recited as one of the membership rituals, followed by a minute of silence. The Subic chapter had about fifty in attendance for yesterday’s meeting, and several familiar faces were in the crowd at the gathering place, the Rock Lobster bar (before it opens to the public). One of the interesting aspects of this group is that all nationalities, regardless of veteran status, are welcome to join, unlike similar organizations such as American Legion or Veterans of Foreign Wars. I didn’t know much about the RSL other than seeing its members around town on Tuesday meeting days in their distinctive white shirts.

And now I’m one of them:

The front…
And the back

So, what inspired me to join this respectable group? Swan’s sister and brother-in-law are active in the organization. Swan talked about the many community charity projects the organization is involved with, including orphanage support, medical outreach programs, and providing food and other provisions for those in need. My membership dues (1200 pesos a year) assists with those activities. The weekly meetings also feature raffles to raise funds (I spent 700 on tickets yesterday). So, it’s all for a good cause, and I’m happy to do my part.

After the meetings, the group does a pub crawl, although I chose not to participate last night. I thought Swan was going to join me, but she had other plans. So, I went my own way and wound up at Sloppy Joe’s. Jim showed up a bit later, and we did our own bar visitation spree, enjoying Mugshots, Blue Butterfly, and Wet Spot before calling it a night.

And I spent more on beer than lady drinks, so that’s progress!

Swan and I talked through our misunderstanding this morning. Bottom line, she is just too uncomfortable to be seen with me out and about in our gossipy little town. We are planning a visit to San Antonio tomorrow to have a little one-on-one time.

This morning’s coffee view. It has still been raining most of the day (including right now), but we had a little break in the action at coffee time.

And I saw something else moving about down below:

Let’s get a closer look
He looks pretty healthy to be a stray, but I’m not sure where he might live.

I didn’t do the Wednesday Walkers group hike today because I wanted some time with Swan, and I’m also tired of hiking in the rain every damn day. Hopefully, there will be some dryer beach walking in San Antonio.

If Facebook is any indication, this Barbie movie is a big deal, what with the gals all dressing up in pink to go to the theatre. My brother Greg posted this, which I felt compelled to share:

It must suck to be Ken. Or not.

And then there was this:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, ‘Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’ The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, ‘Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?’

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, ‘It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

Bada Bing! I’d just add you can always tell a dogwood tree by its bark.

That’s it for now. I’ll be heading into town a bit later to keep the bars in business and maybe disappoint some bargirls with my new cheap Charlie attitude. Or not. We’ll see.

Whoever made this must have been drunk to spell Fuckin’ wrong…
I’m in the RSL now, I guess I better start respecting Aussie music…

4 thoughts on “I’m a joiner, not a fighter!

  1. “They Shall Not Grow Old” is also the title of an awesome “documentary” by Peter Jackson (reviewed here).

    the Rock Lobster bar

    Rahk Lahbstah!!

    And now I’m one of them

    More meetings for you, I guess.

    It must suck to be Ken. Or not.

    I’ve seen that picture captioned: “That’s when Barbie discovered… Ken was a Democrat.”

    Whoever made this must have been drunk to spell Fuckin’ wrong…

    I’ve seen folks who speak some version of the King’s English (we’re back to saying “King’s,” yeah?) spell it “fucken,” especially dee Oyrish. When Yanks do it, it’s just sloppy, but I gather it’s considered a kosher spelling across the pond.

    [Then again, Wiktionary says “fucken” is Aussie or US slang. Huh.]

    There’s a whole rant I can do about Yanks who unknowingly “borrow” expressions from British/Aussie/etc. English. Like the whole “good on ya'” thing that many Americans do nowadays. I’m pretty sure that that particular expression became popular thanks to “Finding Nemo”: in the movie, a great white shark named Bruce exclaims in an Aussie accent, “Good on ya’, mate!” at one point, and I think it caught on with American audiences, who up to that moment were perfectly happy with the homegrown expression, “Good for you.” Changes in language often happen because of mistakes, mishearings, or unconscious borrowings.

    I’m in the RSL now[;] I guess I better start respecting Aussie music…

    Enjoy some Axis of Awesome from over a decade ago.

  2. A second plug for the documentary @Kevin mentions above. Saw it when it premiered on the big screen. Two thumbs up. Interesting backstory as to how Peter Jackson got involved. One interview I saw with him talked about how someone need to recreate the sound effect of some WWI artillery piece, and Peter Jackson was like, “Oh, I have that in my collection. We can fire it off and you can record the sound!!” LOL And it went from there.

  3. Yeah, I remember hearing about it when it was released. I recognized the name because of his great job overall with the LOTR movies. It doesn’t look like it is on Netflix, but I’ll try to find it and give it a watch.

  4. Kev, thanks for sending me over to re-read your review. I’m going to try and find it and watch it before I grow too old to do so.

    Yeah, I’d seen that Family Guy clip before. I hadn’t been inside the Rock Lobster bar for quite some time; very nice inside. I never understood the name, though. Looks like I’ll be back on some Tuesdays in the future. The RSL meets weekly, although I doubt I’ll attend that frequently. They start at 2:30, and that’s a tad early for me to start drinking. That’s one of the reasons I quit darts.

    Eh, don’t get me started on Yanks using British expressions! I’ve been down that road and (mostly) learned my lesson. Although I honestly don’t share your disdain for the practice–we fought and won the freedom to take what we want from the King-worshipers. But good on ya for caring about the language! (sorry, couldn’t resist!)

    And thanks for introducing me to the Axis of Awesome. That was funny, entertaining, and educational all at once. Who knew so much music could come from four little chords?

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