I hate when that happens

Okay, well that never happened to me. Although Se Hwa did break up with me by email. Ah, memories!

But this DID happen to me yesterday:

Final score: Billy wins 9-7

I started out on fire, leading at one point 6-2. And then the wheels came off. Went into the final leg tied at 7 and the match on the line and couldn’t pull it out. Very disappointing. Be careful what you ask for I suppose. I was striving for consistency. I was consistently good in the beginning and consistently sucked in the end. And no, I was not suffering from alcohol-related hand/eye coordination issues; I intentionally limited my beer intake during the match. I think my performance issues are mostly in my head–I need better focus and concentration. Anyway, I’ll keep working on it. At least I lost to a very good player who was throwing excellent darts throughout the match.

Ah, well. Life goes on. And there is more to life than darts. Like taking the dogs out for a walk and a pee.

Not sure why that toilet was there, maybe somehow related to the house being constructed next door.

Over on the Subic Hash Facebook page, Pubic Head posted photos from run #1276, which was held on January 1, 2018. That’s an important date in history because it was my first ever Hash experience. Yep, I lost my virginity that day. Here are a few photos from that event:

All loaded up and ready to roll with my first ride in the Hashmobile. Gem was with me for my last visit to Barretto before making the move. I enjoyed her company but sadly she turned out to be a liar and a scammer. Another hard lesson for me.
My first Hash trail. Sure could have used my trekking pole that day!
My first Hash circle.
The deflowering ritual.
Drink it down down down down…

And now I have 121 runs completed with the Subic Bay Hash House Harriers. Glad I joined!

After my disappointing darts performance yesterday, I came home and made dinner. Roast chicken, pumpkin soup, cauliflower, garlic bread, and fruit salad! It was all good. Or I was drunk. Or both.

I’m no Richard, but sometimes I can be a dick:

Bada Bing!

And as long as I’m on a roll, how about this:

Alright, I’ll stop for now. Planning to throw in the dart tourney at Alley Cats tonight. Yes, I said tonight. They have finally changed the start time to a more reasonable 5:00 p.m. in recognition of the new midnight curfew. That works so much better for me.

Alright, I’ll show myself out.

4 thoughts on “I hate when that happens

  1. Heh, you don’t miss a detail, do you? I hadn’t noticed that at all. But no, the scorekeeper was a sweet little Filipina. I think she is the youngest one in the bar at 22 or so and rumor has it that she is a cherry girl. Actually, her overall penmanship appears quite nice.

  2. “I think my performance issues are mostly in my head-I need better focus and concentration. Anyway, I’ll keep working on it”. McCrarey, are you talking about your darting skills or bedroom skills? Regarding the pic of you and the doggies-now that’s what a real Porta Potty looks like. Peace Out!

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