I mentioned recently how much I *think* I’d enjoy having a girlfriend to Hash with.  And it’s not like I haven’t had opportunities, such as they are.

EDITED:  Sorry, upon reflection I deleted the photo of “Celia” and “Josie”.  I don’t know that I have any readers here in Barrio Barretto, but given the what a small town it is and my desire to avoid trouble I’m playing it safe.  Not my style to self-censor like this, but I just had a bad feeling in this case.

I don’t recall if I’ve talked about them [Celia and Josie] here before.  Shortly after I moved to the PI I met both at a Hash event and we became Facebook friends.  And not surprisingly they asked if I would be their Hash “sponsor”.  That just meant I would pay  their weekly Hash dues, which amounts to the equivalent of $3.00 each.  No big deal, glad to help.  I’d sometimes buy them some food at the after Hash gathering as well.

Anyway, back in August we did a special Hash in Angeles City and the girls asked if they could ride down with me.  Of course, I didn’t have a problem with that.  In fact, I was growing quite fond of Josie.  So I was looking forward to spending an out-of-town weekend with her.  Alas, it was not to be.

I was staying in a hotel near the bar district, and Celia and Josie were staying with “friends” on the other side of town.  I assumed we’d be meeting up at the Hash circle, but they never showed.  And afterwards I expressed my disappointment to them both.  Josie promised to make it up to me the next day, and then did the same no-show act.  And of course at that point I was done with her for good.  Apparently she got a better offer from one of the Angeles Hashers.  Anyway, I chalked it up to it is better to find out her character now as opposed to later.

Now, Celia seemed to be hooking up with a Subic Hasher, Anal Retentive.  At least he started paying her sponsorship fees, which again, was fine by me.  I don’t really know much about AR other than he is building a house in my neighborhood, I see him in the girly bars now and then, and he took my helper’s friend Gina out a couple times.  So my impression is he is not serious about having a steady girlfriend.  AR is currently visiting the USA and Celia has been contacting me via Facebook with increasing regularity.  

I honestly don’t know a lot about Celia (or Josie for that matter).  Celia tells me she is going to school during the day, I’m pretty sure she has at least one kid, and now she has a new job as a dancer at a bar called Coco Lips.  She’s been pestering me to come visit her there so the other night I dropped in.  Celia wasn’t working but to my surprise Josie was dancing on stage.  Wow!

Josie looked really hot in her sexy dance costume and of course I brought her down for a lady drink.  She was friendly enough but really didn’t have much to say.  Maybe she was a little embarrassed to be working in the bar.  I couldn’t help but thinking “damn, she chooses a life of prostitution over being my girlfriend!”.  Oh well, looks like I dodged yet another bullet. 

But back to Celia.  She kept after me to see her at the bar, so I made it back on Thursday.  Not as hot as Josie, but okay I guess.  I bought her a couple of drinks and she gave me a back rub.  I passed out some chocolates to the dancers and wait staff so everyone was happy.  Well, Josie was giving me this look like “aren’t you gonna buy me a drink too?”  Nope, I’m not.  Celia tells me that Josie is one of the more popular girls in the bar and gets barfined (taken out by customers) frequently.  Well, good for her.  If you are going to fuck for money it’s nice to have clients I suppose.

I left Coco Lips after buying Celia two lady drinks.  She told me she would see me at the Hash on Monday.  I guess with Anal Retentive out of town she needs a sponsor.  That’s fine.  Later she sent me a message saying next time she wants to massage me with no clothes on.  I’m not sure if she meant me or her (or both).

Anyway, I don’t have any illusions regarding what this is all about.

Not to worry, I have no interest in Celia other than perhaps a carnal one.  But since she’s now entered the realm of prostitution it sort of puts me off on even that aspect.  I might take her up on that massage offer though.  We’ll see how it goes at the Hash this Monday.

What a life, eh?