One of my routines within a routine is to hand out chocolate to the kids I encounter during my Saturday morning walk.
Anyway, the kids look forward to my passing by on Saturday. It’s the little things in life, right?
Later on during the walk (long after the chocolate was gone), I was a fair piece upstream on the shitty creek I posted about yesterday. And I encountered this boy fishing:
In other news, Facebook reminded me that I was at one time actually pretty good at darts.
The folks who brew Corona beer have maintained their sense of humor during the virus outbreak (assuming this is real):
Like the time I woke up next to some ugly bitch I met at the bar. I had a godawful taste in my mouth. Got up to wash my face, looked in the mirror and saw a string dangling down between my front teeth. I groaned and said, “please God, let it be a teabag!”.
Yeah, yeah. I won’t quit my day job. Oh wait, I don’t have one.
Champagne don’t drive me crazy
Cocaine don’t make me lazy
Ain’t nobody’s business but my own
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica
Ain’t nobody’s business but my own
The kid at the far left of that second photo has a very impressive mustache for a five-year-old.
HaHa! Yeah, I treated the baby daddy too…
Sammy Davis Jr. is smiling down on you Candy Man. Peace Out!
Yeah, that was always a creepy song…let me give you some “candy” little girl…
Irresponsible to the point of cliched. Those kids brushing their teeth twice a day? You just got your first coronavirus case in the Phips. Should be handing out face masks buddy…
Not sure about the status of the kids’ dental hygiene. Honestly, my only worry has been to inadvertently give a kid with a peanut allergy a Snickers bar…