Day two, I see you!

I started the day getting this bullshit fixed.

I went to the help desk at my blog host, HostGator, to find out why I couldn’t log on to LTG, nor could my readers. Here’s the highlights from that encounter:

Agent: Hello John  Welcome to HostGator! This is Aries, your Business Consultant. How can I help you today?

Me: I can’t access my webpage.

Agent: Yes, I’ll be happy to check your account and see what options we have to help. Let me pull up your account first

Agent: It shows that your website requires a premium SSL to fully encrypt and verify your website. We can add a premium Single Domain SSL to your website MCCRAREY.COM for only $39.96 for 1 year

Me: I already purchased the premium version of SiteLock.

Agent: SiteLock is for protection against malware. The SSL certificate is for the encryption and verification of the data on your website. The error that you are currently seeing right now is not because of malware. It’s the lack of encryption provided by an SSL

Me: And as my blog host, Hostgator can’t restore access to my website?

Agent: Alright. Let me transfer you over to our Support team for further assistance with this. Please stay on the chat. Thank you

Agent: Hello. I’m Krithika. Welcome to Live Chat. I’ll definitely assist you with today.

Me: (I explained the issue again.)

Agent: that is SSL error, not malware. did you configure SSL in sitelock?

Me: I’m totally ignorant when it comes to technology.

Agent: you are refering to this website mccrarey.com only right?

Me: Yes, that is my only website.

Agent: Okay. Please give me 4-5 minutes of hold

Me: Okay, thanks for your help.

Agent: Most welcome. Thank you for holding. I have uploaded SSL certificate to sitelock dashboard. please give it 15-20 minutes and check, website should be working

And it worked! Mostly. I still have this when I visit the site:

Oh, well. I’ll work on that later. Let’s get to the good stuff. Here’s the story of Day 2 in the lovely city of Da Nang:

I’m on the 11th floor of Haian Beach Resort. The room is clean and comfortable, but doesn’t face the beach. Oh, and that crane is working on building a new high-rise next door. Must be a rush job because I could hear them late into the night.
The room comes with a complimentary breakfast buffet. Damn, this is the best and biggest buffet I’ve ever seen. That’s what I had the first day, plenty more things to choose from during the rest of my stay.
Happy breakfast diners.

Oh, and Kevin, I met this guy in the hotel lobby:

Buddha ain’t got nothin’ on me!

We met up with fellow travelers Jeff and Davina in the afternoon and took a stroll down the beach road to a place we had spotted the previous day.

The Hoy O Cafe just recently opened.
A large open-air restobar with a very nice ambiance.
Several old-fashioned electric bicycles were decoratively placed throughout the restaurant. And yes, I’m old enough to remember seeing those when I was a kid.
Hoy O also features this fancy wood-fired pizza oven.
That would be us.
Jeff and Davina had pizza. Swan and I were still full from breakfast and snacked on the chicken wings.

We enjoyed our lunch and, as time permits, might visit again. After eating, Jeff suggested we check out the September 2 Memorial. Called a Grab car to take us to the other side of the river, and off we went.

The September 2 Monument “offers visitors a serene space to reflect on Vietnam’s journey towards independence and resilience.
The view from the monument. Yes, that’s a Swan down there.
Having seen what we came for, we decided to take a hike and see what else there was to see.
An amusement park with the biggest Ferris wheel I ever did see.
A wise man.
Not sure what that’s all about.
Pickleball is a thing here, apparently.
A beer club, you say? Can I join?
A little taste of home. To be fair, this was in a side street parking area.
Our walk on the riverside was quite pleasant.
You talking to me? And where are the “do” things you mention?
The famous Dragon Bridge. It blows fire on the weekend.
Another dragon?
Why yes, yes I do!
Hello there!
The “A’s” have it!
A Swan in the garden.
Okay, now I’m thirsty.
Luckily, we passed a bar. I had to pee anyway, and why not enjoy a local brew in a San Miguel holder?
Making our way through the backstreets to visit a Catholic cathedral. Alas, Mass was in session, so we didn’t get in.
We may have lost the war, but American culture still permeates. If I’m not mistaken, those are characters from “The Big Lebowski.”
This oddly shaped building caught my eye.

After a 6K stroll, we grabbed a Grab ride back to the hotel.

Over the bridge at rush hour in Da Nang.

We regrouped later and went up to the pool bar on the 22nd floor for some before-dinner beverages.

We had the misfortune of being seated next to this large and loud group playing that game, the name of which I don’t recall…it’s sort of like soccer, I think.
The views from up there were nice…
…sundown in the city.

We decided to walk to a restaurant Jeff and Davina had spotted on a previous visit. I enjoy getting off the busy boulevards and onto the backstreets and seeing new places.

Thank goodness we weren’t going here. I imagined taking a bite of my burger and saying, “Waiter! This isn’t beef! What kind of meat is this?” Sir, you are having a fly burger.
This is where we ate.
A huge place.
Let’s do this!
I went with grilled pork and got to eat with chopsticks for the first time in quite a while.

After dinner, Jeff and Davina went for a massage, and Swan and I headed for the beach.

Saw this old bug along the way.
We did our nightcap at the Maia Beach Bar. Had this DJ blocking the view, but he spun some good music (all instrumental and at an appropriate volume).

We chatted a bit with our waitress and, despite the language barrier, came to understand that this is low season for tourism here, “too cold,” she said. She also confirmed that the tide is higher than it is in the summer, reducing the beach space.

Then, a short stroll back to our hotel, and day two of our trip was complete.

Still in August 2016 of the LTG archives, and in this post, I shared the photos from an evening out with my new girlfriend, Eun Oke. I cooked dinner for her, then we did an Itaewon bar crawl. You can’t have an ending without a beginning.

She was nice when sober.

Let’s see some more of Da Nang in today’s YouTube video. I’ll be seeing all of this and more before the trip is through.

And now let’s get this out of the way:

A great grammar shark for sure!
You are better off without that smokin’ bitch anyway, Dan.
Yeah, that comma after wife isn’t funny.

So, now it’s time to get on with day three of the vacay. Going to introduce Jeff to his first banh mi sandwich for lunch. Later, we plan on taking a cruise on the Han River (no, not that one in Seoul). After that, we’ll see. Check back here tomorrow if you are curious.

12 thoughts on “Day two, I see you!

  1. Sorry to read about your blog-related travails.

    Buddha ain’t got nothin’ on me!

    That’s who Koreans call Podae-sunim (포대 스님 Podae-sunim, where “sunim” means “monk” or “brother”). He’s an incarnation of Maitreya Bodhisattva (Bodhisattva of the future, called Mireuk-bosal/미륵보살 in Korean). A buddy of mine calls this “happy Buddha,” who represents compassion and abundance, “Happy Charlie.”

    In Mahayana Buddhism, where everything is infused with buddha-nature (even the unwise, drunken beer-drinkers and the fat assholes with heart failure), I suppose you could loosely call Podae “a Buddha,” but he’d be a Buddha in the same way that you or I or your dogs are Buddhas—we are all expressions of buddha-nature.

    this large and loud group playing that game, the name of which I don’t recall…it’s sort of like soccer, I think

    Looks like foosball to me.

    I cooked dinner for her, then we did an Itaewon bar crawl. You can’t have an ending without a beginning. [ … ] She was nice when sober.

    So you could have minimized your problems with NO BAR CRAWLS.

    Yeah, that comma after wife isn’t funny.

    That entire meme is rife with retarded errors. Stealing it for Substack.

  2. I got that same error screen when I tried to leave you a message about none of the pictures were showing in your post a couple of days ago. Everything seems fine now though. Looks like we should have left that country alone back in 1955 .

  3. “…this large and loud group playing that game, the name of which I don’t recall…it’s sort of like soccer, I think”

    “Looks like foosball to me.”

    I’m guessing I missed your sarcasm here.

  4. Terry, glad you stuck around. I must say, there is no communist vibe here at all. And there’s no denying that things appear to be functioning better than in many Western nations. Kudos to the Vietnamese people!

  5. Kevin, I know about Buddhism about as much as I do punctuation. The signage above that Buddha statue I posted says this:

    “The Lucky Buddha is considered as a symbol of happiness, abundance, contentment, and well-being. Laughing Buddha statues are considered auspicious and are often kept in homes, offices, hotels, and restaurants, for positive energy and good luck.”

    Yeah, foosball was the word I was looking for.

    Regarding Eun Oke and drinking, there was no stopping her. That bar crawl night was before I knew how she wouldn’t stop once she started. And if I’M saying someone has a drinking problem, you know it’s gotta be bad.

    Glad I could contribute to your Substack work, especially when I’m not the bad example.

  6. Yeah, “Laughing Buddha” is a label I see often, and it’s a bunch of tourist-marketing crap. “Laughing Buddha” is also the reason so many Westerners think the Buddha himself was fat. According to legend/tradition, he started out as a hardcore ascetic before turning to a more “middle way” path of disciplined eating. One scripture has the Buddha reminiscing about the ascetic he used to be, saying that, at one point, he could touch his belly and feel his spine. Probably legend, but I’ve seen video of yogis who do some crazy shit with their bodies, all through extreme self-discipline. There’s a video of Arnold Schwarzenegger doing the yogic trick of sucking in his belly to look super-thin, what bodybuilders call the “vacuum pose” (see Arnold here.).

  7. Kevin, as I say, my knowledge of Buddhism and its teachings is close to nil. Even in Korea, all the Buddhas at the temples I visited had the big belly with discoloration from people spinning their fingers in the navel.

  8. Kevin, that was fascinating. Buddha sure does get conveyed in all shapes and sizes, but I’ve never seen the starving version before. Thanks for the links!

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