Thirsty Thursday

I got it in my head to revisit all the bars in Barretto and then update the rankings of my personal favorites. Of course, that will require a period of weeks to complete, but you’ve got to start sometime, and last night seemed as good a time as any. And since I was having dinner at John’s place, I began my quest there.

John’s Sushi and Steakhouse has an open-air bar on the third floor.

I arrived at John’s place a little before five p.m., and as I began my ascent up the stairs to the rooftop, the dining room waitress said the bar wasn’t open. John said it was closed because the upstairs waitress hadn’t shown up for work. Alright then, I guess I’ll be sitting in the restaurant. Still, it is not a good sign when you are so understaffed that you can’t overcome a single absence. I very rarely frequent the bar at all; I come to John’s for the food. I know he has a pool tournament in the bar a couple of times a week, which at least brings in the players. Anyway, the bar review will have to wait for another day.

My preferred seat in the restaurant
The other restaurant seating options
A view from my seat
And the view of my pulled pork sandwich. It was yum, as usual.

John’s is on the far side of town (from where I live) and on the side of the highway opposite the bay. My plan last night was to visit the bars on the same side of the road between John’s and The Maze. So, that would be It Doesn’t Matter, Voodoo, Bottoms Up, and Hot Zone.

First up, It Doesn’t Matter

I’ve been boycotting this bar because of a waitress insisting I violate Rule #1 (don’t be a sucker) by paying for her kid’s school supplies. Well, that’s not the bar’s fault, so I just needed to resolve the issue with the waitress. I’d already blocked her on Facebook, and when I arrived, she came out to hug me. I pushed her away, saying, “I don’t want that.” I could see that hurt her feelings, and she immediately turned around and went back inside. I didn’t see her for the rest of the night. That works for me.

It was nice to see Martin and his gal out last night. Also, Cliff is just recently back from the UK.

IDM used to be my top-rated and favorite bar. That’s no longer the case, and it has nothing to do with the wayward waitress. Since the owner, Bob, died tragically, the whole vibe of the place has changed. I think it is slowly coming back, but Sloppy Joe’s has captured many of their former customers. I always sit outside, but there are two pool tables (with weekly tournaments) and a dart board inside. Not a bad place to hang out at all.

My replacement waitress, Maria.

Two beers at IDM, then it was time to move on.

Next up, Voodoo

This is a girly bar (with dancers) and not the type of venue I regularly visit. I usually have a good time on the occasions that I do. Josie, probably the oldest bargirl in town, was on stage, and as usual, she came down to join me for a drink. This time, another dancer I’d never met before also came to my table. I usually don’t appreciate an uninvited guest, but that is the nature of the girly bar environment. And since I had a coupon giving me a free beer for every lady drink purchased, I figured, why not?

That’s Lyn in the middle and Josie on the right.

Lyn is relatively new at the bar, so she hadn’t heard any of my joke repertoire. That was a plus. They each wound up with two lady drinks, so that gave me four beers to consume before my departure. It’s a small and friendly bar with a decent lineup and worth a visit if you are out on a barhop.

Hot Zone was my next stop.

I wasn’t allowed to take any pictures here, which is a shame because owner Jay consistently has the best lineups in town. Last night, they were all decked out in new and sexy uniforms. If girly bars are your thing, you need to visit the best of Barretto in this category. I only stayed for one beer here last night; just wasn’t feeling it.

As I departed Hot Zone, I realized I had somehow missed the bar next door, Bottoms Up. I haven’t visited that bar in over a year, and I’m just so used to walking by like it isn’t there that I briefly forgot my mission.

Bottoms Up here I come!

It’s a small bar with three or four dancers on the stage. One other customer besides me and it looked like he had tabled a couple of the girls.

This gal, I think her name was Nikole, joined me as soon as I sat down. Again, that’s pretty much standard procedure in this type of bar. Which is why I don’t often frequent them.

As you can see, Nikole isn’t particularly young or pretty, but in my inebriated state, she seemed nice and friendly. Perhaps overly so. After I bought her a drink, she began rubbing up against me, but not with her hands. Again, that’s not unusual in this type of bar, but I normally don’t like touching beyond a shoulder rub. I could see I might be headed for trouble, so I finished my beer, gave Nikole a tip, and said goodnight. There is nothing wrong with the bar, especially if you like a cozy, hands-on (or ass-on) environment.

And that’s where my bar crawl ended.

The highlights of my night are highlighted.

Next time, I’ll do a bar crawl in the new Maze complex, visiting all six bars.

I went to Wet Spot for my nightcap, and my coupon was still valid, so I bought a lady drink for my waitress and one for Aine, thus earning two free beers in the process. The Wet Spot dancers were sporting new uniforms featuring a braless top.

Poor Aine was nearly falling out of hers. I tried not to look. Honest.

I finished my beers and headed on home, a little later and a little drunker than normal. The sacrifices I make for my readers!

I hate when that happens!
Hmm, I just read this post out loud to Lucky…

Another SOB Friday, so I’ll be back to Wet Spot tonight!

2 thoughts on “Thirsty Thursday

  1. Anyway, the bar review will have to wait for another day.

    You’re a more merciful evaluator than I would’ve been. If I had caught him with his pants down like that, I’d have written a review that dinged him. And that’s what makes you the better man.

    And the view of my pulled pork sandwich. It was yum, as usual.

    Beautiful pic of a hearty sandwich. I didn’t realize native speakers also said, “It was yum.” Back when I taught Korean kids privately, I corrected them by saying “yummy” with the understanding that “yum” is the interjection while “yummy” is the adjective. I might have to stop correcting them, though, now that I know “It was yum” isn’t Konglish. Reminds me of when I found out “fry pan” isn’t Konglish. I’d first heard Koreans saying it, and it sounded strange to my American ears (we Yanks say “frying pan”), but years later, I discovered it’s how the Brits say it. Another gaffe on my part.

    Hmm, I just read this post out loud to Lucky…

    Not showing off his balls for once!

  2. Yeah, I cut John some slack; he’s got a lot on his plate these days. I’ve seen the ads where he is trying to hire, including paying higher wages than many of his competitors. I’ve heard he is a strict boss (don’t be late!), which may explain some of his turnover issues. Anyway, I hope it all works out. I’d hate to lose that menu!

    I hadn’t really thought about that “yum” versus “yummy” thing. I don’t say “yum” all the time; it’s more of a slangy/lazy/informal rendering not intended to be grammatically correct. That said, it’s not just me using it that way; I’ve heard it before. I think it goes into the “technically wrong, but common usage” category. Like ain’t.

    I guess Lucky thought it was ballsy enough for me to publish such drivel!

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