Popping a Cherry

Yes, you read that right. Last night I participated in deflowering a virgin. A Hash virgin that is. Go on, wipe that look of disappointment off your face!

Anyway, given that Leech My Nuggets was the Hare for yesterday’s trail I was pleasantly surprised that the walkers portion at least was not so bad. One major uphill but not too lengthy or overly vertical. And we were in the Calapdayan area where we don’t often Hash. So it was good to have some new views.

We’ll let the pictures (and captions) tell the story:

The trail as seen from Google Earth…
There was a police checkpoint on National Highway and given the questionable legality of all of us riding in the back of the Hashmobile, we opted to walk out. Until we got past the cops anyway…
….and THEN us walkers loaded up for the ride out to Calapdayan.
NOW we are on-on for real…
Who’s that handsome guy at the back of the pack?
That’s Cherry (front) the Virgin Hasher with Salty Cum…
Where did the trail go?
Geez girls, follow me!
The valley from whence we came…
A view I liked enough to photograph…
Heading back down to Baloy Beach…
…and on-home at Treasure Island for the customary end of trail liquid refreshment.
Filipinas on ice is nice!
That’s Heidi who completed her 5th run and thus was ripe for naming. I suggested Heidi Ho but alas the group voted for Revolving Whore. (She has a big house in Alta Vista and rents out rooms on Air BnB which I guess was the basis for the name she received.)
Double Digits. Myself and Wonder Woman completed our 44th Hash and were honored by Helping Handjob and Salty Cum who have now completed 11 Hashes…
And that’s me completing the deflowering process (from behind) on a no longer virgin Hasher Cherry. She seemed to have a good time and claims she will be back next week. We’ll see.

I mentioned Heidi is a neighbor here in Alta Vista. She’s a “rich” Filipina widow (her English husband died last year). I got a tour of her house a few weeks ago with the Wednesday Walkers and it truly is amazing. It features a beautiful rooftop bar and it is huge. In fact, we are considering using it for a future Hash event. Anyway, after the Hash several Hashers said Heidi had invited us all over for tequila shots. I wanted to confirm that myself, but Heidi was nowhere to be found. So against my better judgement we loaded into trikes and off we went. Upon arrival Heidi seemed surprised to see us and said she was heading out to take her kids to dinner. I hate when that happens!

Anyway, I invited the disappointed group down to my much less impressive place for some beer (hoping I did in fact have some in the fridge). They all agreed that was a good plan and we took off walking (it’s about 10 minutes or so). I did in fact have some beer chilled and served up some tortilla chips and salsa. And so the evening was saved!

Going around the room is Bimbo (in the yellow shirt), Salty Cum, Pubic Face, Helping Handjob, Big Dick Lover and Cherry.

Fun times!

2 thoughts on “Popping a Cherry

  1. Heidi’s quite a looker. I don’t blame you for being interested… if you are interested. If so, then get in good with her kids, and she’ll be yours.

  2. Geez, am I that transparent? Yes, I’m intrigued. Rumor has it that she has a Filipino boyfriend though. We did become facebook friends today. Baby steps….

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