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Under a neon moon

“And no, Kevin Kim, I did require mandatory attendance.”

Sigh… oppressors gotta oppress.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 22/March/2018 @ 8:20 pm

Beware of vampires!

I love the sign in that photo.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 18/March/2018 @ 6:57 pm

Let it be forgotten

Personally, I’d consider such a discipline to be a noble pursuit. If any young ladies don’t get what you’re doing and why you’re doing it, then to hell with them. You don’t need such superficial people in your life.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 17/March/2018 @ 6:29 pm

Evil eyes in the restroom… and is that a Nazi iron cross on the helipad??

Walking ten miles a day is an impressive feat. Nothing pathetic about it.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 17/March/2018 @ 5:38 pm

Working for a living

So we’re square, then.

This sudden spate of mutual politeness calls to mind an old joke that my mother heard at work and brought home to the family:

The politest man in the world managed to find the politest woman in the world. The two fell in love, got married, and in short order, the wife was pregnant. After a few months, the wife had her first sonogram, and the doctor reported, “Congratulations! You’ve got twin boys!” The couple were delighted, and they eagerly anticipated the arrival of their two kids.

But something strange happened. The due date for the birth came and went, and there was no sign of the mother’s ever going into labor. Days became weeks; weeks became months; months became years. Nothing.

Even the most polite couple in the world couldn’t wait forever, so the two finally broke down, went to the hospital, and demanded a full examination to determine what was going on.

The doctors put the mother under a scanner, flipped on the audio and video, and saw two ancient, wrinkled babies inside the mother, each with a snow-white beard, and each endlessly prompting the other with, “After you!” “No, after you!”

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 14/March/2018 @ 6:30 pm

My apologies—I didn’t mean that as a correction to you. I was merely talking about my somewhat cynical perspective on the matter of women. Sorry.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 13/March/2018 @ 11:02 pm

“True enough. Especially if they stay by your side through thick and thin.”

I’d change the “Especially” to a “But only.” Heh.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 13/March/2018 @ 8:09 pm

On this day

Another Kevin has a saeng-il! Well, God bless us, every one!

(“Kevin” ultimately comes from the Latin Coemgenus—”koh-em-GEH-noos,” by way of Irish.)

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 11/March/2018 @ 10:18 pm

Life’s a dance

“The samgyupsal did not disappoint.”

Hooray! “sam-GYUP-sal” and not “sam-GYAP-sal”!

I think I’ll go pour myself a drink.

Kudos on adding mountains to your repertoire. That adds intensity to the workout, which is guaranteed to get the BP consistently down.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 10/March/2018 @ 3:23 pm

Get outta town

“Off [to] Seoul again this morning. Luncheon meeting with the Korean Employees Union leadership. It’s a monthly thing so this will be the penultimate meeting. We have a lot of mutual respect for one another, so I’m sure the news of my upcoming departure will be unwelcome but so it goes.”

Eh wot? These people haven’t been told that you’re leaving?

By the way: the captcha code for this post is “H8 4U.” Since you’re up in Seoul and we’re not meeting, I suppose I do harbor some hate for you.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 09/March/2018 @ 2:58 pm

Another breakup

If you’re close to your move-out day, and you need an extra pair of hands to help you haul boxes from A to B, and then from B to C (probably house to vehicle to air cargo/wherever), please let me know, and I’ll trundle on down to help, no charge, as long as it’s on a weekend, and I don’t have a KMA class to teach.

(Ideally, you’ll get a team of ten or twelve friends, Romans, and countrymen, and moving all that stuff will be quick and easy. Or are you just hiring professional movers?)

Sorry to hear about the tooth. I got a wisdom tooth pulled years ago; the whole procedure took several sessions and probably set me back less than $30. I can relate, though, re: preserving your smile. Wisdom teeth are stowed way in the back, hidden from view, so replacing them isn’t that urgent. When it’s a front tooth that’s gone, you want to make sure that the saloon doors are in good repair.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 06/March/2018 @ 11:08 pm

Cease and de-cyst

Sigh… the “cyst” joke doesn’t work when you try to do it twice.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 05/March/2018 @ 8:41 pm

Here’s hoping you in-cyst on proper care for the little guest inside your kidney.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 05/March/2018 @ 6:57 pm

Seoul crushing

When I saw your photo under the giant dog sculpture, that pursed-lip facial expression that you like to make in your selfies suddenly made sense.

Here’s hoping for good news re: kidneys & blood test.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 02/March/2018 @ 8:10 pm

Forward March!

Good luck with that SSRV!

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 01/March/2018 @ 4:04 pm

The only thing left to save…

“Bottom line, I’ve added more prescription drugs to my daily regimen: something to lower cholesterol, something to reduce my heart rate, and aspirin to reduce the chance of a heart attack.”

With all the exercise you do, how on earth are you being given yet more meds to take? I really don’t understand.

Did the doc ever acknowledge that you don’t have a stent in your heart?

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 24/February/2018 @ 8:32 pm

Immortality

Nice. And with a tweak here and there, you’ve got a poem.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 19/February/2018 @ 8:04 pm

Making friends

Yeah, ol’ Uncle George’s outlook seems kind of bleak and hollow to me. He seems to be saying, “You’ll be fine once you accept the fact that all your relationships with women will never be more than “Rent-a-Relationship”s. To me, that makes the Philippines into little more than a House of Horrors—or a House of Whores, given the inevitable money angle. I’m sure the country is better than that, what with its rich and lush history and its mishmash of varied local cultures. As is true here in Korea, there’s much to see and do and learn over there.

I’d say, though, that if you’re aiming to find a Woman of Substance, someone with constancy and good morals, you’ll need to aim higher than bar culture. Such women are found more in churchy circles, or in scholarly/academic circles, i.e., in places where people take life’s virtues seriously and actively pursue them with the aim of constant self-improvement. As long as you see bar culture as something to gravitate to, it can never become something you graduate from. Aim high, and you’ll find the Woman of Substance you seek.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 18/February/2018 @ 10:08 pm

Fat and happy

Good to see Harry Shum still getting work after his time on “Glee.” I also enjoyed him in this lightsaber-themed adventure.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 15/February/2018 @ 12:41 am

Scenes from my beautiful life

Looks like a great trail (or “trial,” whatever). How long did it take to reach the top?

As for that awesome ice formation: you definitely have to come back when things are starting to warm up. All that ice is going to become a torrent. I’ve seen this on Namsan (and I’m sure you have, too); the change is pretty spectacular, even on a small mountain.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 10/February/2018 @ 5:00 pm

Back to the future

May your Friday night be, as the French say, well watered.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 09/February/2018 @ 7:30 pm

A few of my conservative friends, being generally anti-government, love these shutdowns: “If the government’s not doing anything, that’s a good thing,” they say. These same friends say the same thing about gridlock, a distant cousin of shutdowns: “We don’t want government getting things done.”

I’m sorry that this messes with your life, but what the hell is a conservative doing working for the government?! Curious monkeys want to know.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 09/February/2018 @ 5:51 pm

Against the wind

“(technically still my brother-in-law)”

Are you technically still married? I somehow thought the cords had been cut a while back. Or do you consider yourself eternally bound to JY’s family despite being divorced? Just curious like a monkey, is all.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 04/February/2018 @ 10:21 pm

Heart and Seoul

Sounds dangerous. I hope something can be done to shore up the aneurysm. Take care, man.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 04/February/2018 @ 3:51 am

Sorrow floats

Is “Ephphatha” the name of a place in Pennsylvania? It’s a biblical term: the Aramaic utterance “Be opened,” which Jesus says the moment he heals a blind and deaf man. One bite of a cheesesteak from Ephphatha, and you can hear the universe speaking to you, I guess. Be opened!

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 01/February/2018 @ 3:22 pm

CT scans? Is this the lung-nodule thing? If it is, well… may the news be good.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 01/February/2018 @ 1:55 pm

Let’s get physical

Almost 1.7 million won! Whatever happened to “free” healthcare? Scandaleux!

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 26/January/2018 @ 6:25 pm

The only thing worse than getting older…

With the amount you walk, you shouldn’t even BE on blood-pressure meds. I’m on such meds because I don’t walk nearly enough—you’ve been showing me up for the past six or seven months.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 25/January/2018 @ 8:48 pm

That’s a first

May you not have any burst pipes.

I’ve heard the key to keeping running water in the winter is to let your faucets drip, ever so slowly, when they’re not in use. Not sure if that’s an old wives’ tale…

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 25/January/2018 @ 11:27 am

And so it goes

Here’s hoping the lung nodules turn out to be nothing.

» Posted By Kevin Kim On 24/January/2018 @ 2:22 am

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