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Sometimes I think about what it would be like to live in the wilderness surrounded by nature’s beauty. And then I think, “How would I get home from the bar at night?” Still, if I were to change my lifestyle someday and had a special woman to care for me, I think I could be happy (assuming I had internet). In one of my previous lives (with wife #3), our plan was to retire in a cabin in the mountains of North Carolina.
Yeah, I’m seeing Virginia differently now, too. I honestly think part of the problem is that she is not comfortable conversing in English. Still, her job is to pretend to like the guy buying the drinks, and she really sucks at that.
I honestly don’t know much about Bob’s (Kuehl) background. He was a Navy vet and struck me as the All-American type. I suspect the wake and funeral will be Filipino-style.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 21/April/2023 @ 6:07 am
Good to hear things are going well for you lately, Jerry. I’m not sure I’ve ever been to Tongyeon, but it sounds nice. And I had no idea you were spending so much time in Anjeong-ri. Glad you are able to get out and about and have a change of scenery now and then.
Yeah, attraction is a funny thing. Not sure what about Virginia caught my eye, but now that I’ve seen some of her personality traits, the attraction is diminished completely. Eighteen-year-old Mary isn’t really my type either, but she is nice and smart, and that’s what I see when I look at her. And so it goes.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 21/April/2023 @ 5:58 am
One bad decision on the road is all it takes to end a life, that’s for sure. And I witness people making bad driving decisions every day here. I rode a Victory Liner bus home from Castillejos yesterday and was astounded at observing several close encounters with other wayward vehicles. It’s a miracle there aren’t more accidents.
Choosing not to drive in this country was one of my smarter decisions.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 20/April/2023 @ 6:56 am
Hey, there, Rascal. I’ve been worried about you. Glad you are doing okay!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 18/April/2023 @ 11:37 pm
But do you have the guts to ask your lady if she’s shaved her balls?
I’d have to be nuts to ask that!Maybe that’s why I forgot her name; it was an Omen…
» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/April/2023 @ 3:07 pm
A chance encounter on Memory Lane
Yep, I’m too tired to swim upstream now anyway, so go with the flow it is!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 18/April/2023 @ 7:50 am
It’s funny, but Anne wasn’t sure it was me because I’d lost so much weight. I didn’t recognize her because she has gained so much weight. Anyway, she had another child shortly after we met–some foreigner impregnated her and disappeared. We did the math, and it wasn’t me (which I already knew since I’ve been shooting blanks since 2007). She seems like a sweet gal with a good heart, and I’m glad to get reacquainted on a strictly platonic basis.
Yes, my first date is tomorrow with Darlene from the dating site. I’m looking forward to that!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/April/2023 @ 3:00 pm
Kev, yes, Dave’s entry took third place honors. Nope, no one served the chili as a topping. I’m not sure what all the rules are, but I suspect that is not allowed. Dave had shredded cheese and green onions on the side that could be added on request, but he’s the only one I saw doing that.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/April/2023 @ 5:19 am
Dan, I understand what you are saying, but looks can be deceiving. She invited herself along to the Fralics. In fact, I never initiate contact with her–she’s always the one who asks for a get-together. I honestly don’t have any romantic interest in her at all.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/April/2023 @ 5:14 am
Yep, and you never know when time will say, “That’s enough for you.”
» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/April/2023 @ 12:08 pm
“Easily the most awesome sentence in this post.”
You can say that again! What is especially impressive is that I missed the repeat when I proofread. Let’s go, Brandon!I’ve got some chili shots, but it was me on the camera, and you know that I suck at love. But hopefully they are tasteful. *ahem*
» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/April/2023 @ 6:37 am
Kev, Yeah, and I imagine it was the pork chops that took longer to prepare as well. I won’t make that mistake again, at least at Da’Kudos.
Your take on the caption is a CATastrophe!
Yeah, buying that Hungry Man frozen dinner was as much about nostalgia (and laziness) as anything. And if you think the box looks depressing, you should have seen the mess that came out of the microwave. Almost inedible.
Well, I’m a long way from being a true foodie, but thanks for the compliment. Seeing your creations and tasting John Kim’s kitchen work confirms my amateur status. Still, I’m learning from the masters, and I have a greater appreciation for what it takes to create a worthy meal.
My chili is a good example of what a short cutter I am in the kitchen. Canned beans and tomatoes, packaged chili seasoning, ground beef, and onion. It usually tastes good to me, and most people seem to like it, but there is really nothing special about it. Still, it might be fun to see how my concoction ranks with the connoisseurs at a chili cookoff. There is a four-hour time limit on preparation, so I’d have to dial the crockpot up to “high.” Ah, the challenges!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 15/April/2023 @ 7:35 am
Good point, Drain Snake!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 15/April/2023 @ 7:09 am
Kev, The photo was taken as we first entered the property. As we walked by the building, the dogs started barking, and the caretaker came out and pointed toward the beach, saying something in Tagalog. I said, “Sorry,” and continued to the other side of the lot and exited there.
Re: Aine, at least it will be easier to say no next time she asks for money.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 14/April/2023 @ 6:09 am
DS, thanks for sharing your insights. I’m not familiar with Fallows’ essay, but I’m definitely going to give it a read–sounds fascinating. There are certainly many positive aspects to Filipino culture and character, but there is no denying the negative ones you mention as well.
Ah, the White Knight syndrome. Even back when I was a tourist, some of the hard-core mongers thought I was spoiling the bargirls and called me “Captain Saveaho”. I do still try and treat everyone with respect, but I’ve also wised up enough to know that trying to help some people is a wasted effort. So, I need to make better choices and harden my heart to the unworthy. And I definitely need to apply Rule #1 consistently.
Thanks again for the thought-provoking comment.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 13/April/2023 @ 7:16 am
Thanks, Kev. I’ll go with the 2XL…I’m sure I’ll grow into it…
» Posted By John McCrarey On 12/April/2023 @ 4:48 pm
You are usually only on the ice for five minutes or less–just long enough to hear the “charge” and have a Hash song sung to you. Most of the legitimate feedback on the trail comes directly from the individual participants. During the circle, Hashers tend to give a bullshit response to avoid joining the Hare on ice. So, even if I like a trail, I’ll say something like “too flat” or “too short” when called upon. Even so, I’d say we had a dozen folks joining us on the ice Monday (we had two blocks of ice to accommodate the large turnout).
First time I’d seen that dog at the Hash, and I was surprised too when he wanted to chill out on the ice.
Those painted names are just graffiti from previous visitors, I didn’t recognize any of the names, and I hope Hashers and foreigners would be more respectful of the landscape than to deface it that way.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 12/April/2023 @ 6:55 am
Interesting. Maybe it’s just me, but that Ferris wheel has a Morder-like vibe about it. Hmm, I guess the could call it the ring of power.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 12/April/2023 @ 6:41 am
Ha ha, took me a minute to figure out what “cacti” you were referencing. Yeah, I probably just ought to leave well enough alone and let the pictures do the talking.
The gloves found in nature make more sense as they can accidentally fall out of a pocket. I imagine some disgruntled hiker tossing his footwear while shouting, “Shoe fly! Don’t bother me!” in order to relieve the agony of de feet. (sorry!)
It’s been a long time since I’ve grilled ribs at home, but I enjoy that style when dining out. In the old days, I’d slather them in sauce, wrap them in foil, then pop them in the oven. That’s a whole other texture, and thinking about it just now, I’m going to go that way with my next batch. I like the crockpot version too, but it’s high time to compare and contrast.
My broccoli “sauce” is just butter and melted cheese slices. It works for me! And I always found Sweet Baby Ray’s to have a unique flavor but hadn’t thought of it as sugary. Maybe that’s why I like it too. Not that easy to find here, so when I see a bottle, I grab it.
Yes, I’m a big proponent of the nap after a meal thing (almost feels like Thanksgiving). Of course, some sexercise before or after the nap is nice too!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 11/April/2023 @ 6:02 am
Kev, yeah, even as someone of little faith, I have no problem respecting demonstrations of faith by others. They certainly go all in here, that’s for sure. Now, it could be argued, I suppose, that those floats and statues are unnecessary expenses that create yet another burden on the poor, but if it brings them joy and comfort, then why not?
Interesting info on the origins of “Alma.” I think that’s only her bar name, though. At least on Facebook, she goes by Mhaya (a weird spelling, I know. Then again, most people here spell my name Jhon).
Yeah, those 2-fers are definitely fool’s gold for me. It’s not always about the money, sometimes it is just for the fun. Still, I’m better off drinking slow and moving on.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 09/April/2023 @ 6:43 am
Thanks, Brian. Enjoy your Easter Sunday, too.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 09/April/2023 @ 6:27 am
Soju, better to be safe than sorry, right?
» Posted By John McCrarey On 08/April/2023 @ 5:22 pm
Yeah, it seems more appropriate to mourn, but maybe it’s a matter of faith or “God’s will.” Today they have some guy who will actually be crucified (nailed to the cross) in Castillejos. Apparently, it is quite the event and generates tremendous traffic jams.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 08/April/2023 @ 5:21 pm
Brandon, I noticed Jelly from across the room because she has a cute and firm body. When she got closer, I saw that she was a bit older, but that didn’t dissuade me from sharing a drink with her. Nice gal.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 08/April/2023 @ 7:38 am
Yeah, they go all in for the “celebration” of the crucifixion and resurrection of the Savior. Watched a long-ass parade with hundreds of participants marching past Cheap Charlies last night. And I didn’t say “Happy Good Friday”; I just expressed the sentiment that you “have a Good Friday.” A subtle but significant distinction given that the day commemorates a murder. Plus, it was another of my bad puns.
The Easter sunrise thing is big, too. In fact, we are not going to mark the Easter mountain portion of our trail until Monday because we anticipate there will be a lot of folks up there that morning.
Don’t get me wrong; I wouldn’t mind being the penis butter in Jelly’s sandwich. She’s long in the tooth for a bargirl but still attractive. The older ones are generally more interesting to talk to as well. So, yeah, the hot young bods are nice eye candy, but the older gals need love too. Come to think of it, Aine (Wet Spot), Pia (Voodoo), and Jen (Whiskey Girl) are all regular drinking partners who are in their 40s. So, I spread it around.
“Wiggle your hips a bit, and…ahh, that’s the ticket. There are treasures stored up for you in heaven, child.”
Thousands of comedians out of work, and YOU’RE trying to be funny? Actually, I do feel creepy sometimes with the really young ones like Mary. Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow, I guess. I’ll also take a pass on the Scottish barstools–either variety!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 08/April/2023 @ 7:35 am
Yeah, I was referring to being out drinking with guy friends as opposed to the paid-for companionship that is my norm.
Oddly enough, scrambling over the rocks is often preferable to a steep dirt trail because you get better traction/less slippage on the rocks.
I was never a Thorogood fan, but I do remember “Bad to the Bone”. I don’t know how I missed out on “I drink alone” when it was a hit. Maybe I was drunk.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 07/April/2023 @ 5:29 am
Soju, yes, it is true. The past belongs in the past, where it can’t destroy the present. There’s no going back, so forward march!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 08/April/2023 @ 5:23 pm
Kev, nope, it wasn’t intentional to misuse that apostrophe. I did the post title first, and later when I had to pluralize Goodyear in the post, I questioned the need for and decided not to use an apostrophe. Now, why didn’t I go back and fix the title? Because I’m a lazy fuck that couldn’t be bothered. Nothing personal! One of the helpful examples you provided gave me a smile–“I used to get a lot of A’s in school.” Yeah, without the apostrophe, someone might think you left an “s” off of “as”.
That post article did seem to be targeting the French love of wine and the purported health benefits of fermented grapes as the reason for the “faulty” science on drinking. Well, I call BS. Jesus turned water into wine, and Jesus loves me; this I know (for the Bible tells me so), so there is no way he would create an unhealthy beverage. Anyway, all things in moderation. I will continue to respect the diversity of opinions regarding how moderation is defined.
Good luck to Young back home. To me, after experiencing a taste of international life, the vanilla world of the USA would be hard to adapt to.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 06/April/2023 @ 6:50 am
Kevin, Re: windfarms. I’ve never seen one in the PI, but it turns out there are currently seven of them scattered about the country. Generally speaking, I don’t care for them either–they don’t seem to offer much bang for the buck. Of course, given the erratic reliability of the power grid here, sometimes I wish I had a personal windmill in the backyard. Actually, I’ve thought about looking into a solar-powered generator to use during “brownouts.” There is also talk of building a nuclear power plant here, which given the generally poor quality of construction I’ve seen, is a whole other kind of scary.
Yes, I went on a feather-smoothing mission yesterday and apologized for being a dick the previous night. I think I’m redeemed now.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 05/April/2023 @ 6:01 am
«« Back To Stats PageBrian, No, it was just me being a whiny bitch, nothing to do with the beer (it was early, I’d only just begun).
I went back to IDM yesterday and apologized. Bought the waitress I was a dick to a drink, and we’ve put it all behind us. Also said sorry to a couple of the innocent bystanders. Luckily, being a punk is rare behavior for me, so folks seemed willing to cut me some slack.
I’ll strive to be better in the future.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 05/April/2023 @ 5:46 am