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A leap of faith

I’m wondering if, perchance, Dave Fisher NEVER EVER MARRYING whilst holding down a professional job he loved and a range of friends and business interests across the globe contributed to his rude looking levels of health and happiness…

» Posted By Dan On 29/February/2020 @ 8:48 pm

The road

Don’t get caught taking photos of those shacks. Looks like slum tourism.

» Posted By Dan On 27/February/2020 @ 7:28 pm

A broken leg

In traditional Tagalog culture, a broken chair means 7 years bad design.

» Posted By Dan On 24/February/2020 @ 4:00 pm

Tit for tat

RIP Canadian Warren. Got lost down the rabbit hole that is the Philippines. What’s that in his hands there, he rolling something to smoke?

» Posted By Dan On 23/February/2020 @ 11:24 pm

Filling in holes

How do you know that’s a woman?

» Posted By Dan On 22/February/2020 @ 7:01 pm

The pot roast calling the kettle a crockpot

That looks delicious. You should have a dinner party.

» Posted By Dan On 19/February/2020 @ 4:57 pm

In the Bag again

Who wouldn’t have mixed feelings about that “club sandwich”? (Why are they called “club” sandwiches?). 1. It’s a bit early in the day to be tucking away 1,000 calories (love the fries). 2. That would sure go down a treat with a beer. How did you resist?

» Posted By Dan On 17/February/2020 @ 8:55 pm

I may be old…

Weird, I would expext anyone called Gunter to be extremely efficient.
Any news on the bar owner felled by the stroke…?

» Posted By Dan On 12/February/2020 @ 10:33 am

Miss Beach Bash

You should have won the oscar for Best Pictures

» Posted By Dan On 11/February/2020 @ 12:54 pm

Another first

Thought geriatric hash was medicinal marijuana. Also it seems like you have serious Pierre problems.
There you go. Two for the price of one, doesn’t get much better than that…

» Posted By Dan On 10/February/2020 @ 11:05 am

Too much of a good thing

Enlarging and ogling pic #1, I’ve just figured out what’s in a hash for your young nubile female companions: female nubility. Folks of both genders do resistance exercise with the ultimate and usually coyly unstated goal of enhancing the primary sexual characteristics. For men, that’s chest and arm muscles and a very square jaw. For the ladies it’s tits and ass, hence the current yoga obsession in the western/rich world. Pert, hard, slimmed, glutes are the desired result, not peace of mind in a stressed out world. On your hashes, battling uphill and in so doing firming up the muscular skeletal form from the upper calves up to about the belly button, your female companions are not incidentally getting in shape. They are incidentally spending more off the clock overtime with their caucasian wallet army. But I’m sure you knew that.

» Posted By Dan On 05/February/2020 @ 1:46 pm

I’m dancing as fast as I can

Asking a Chinese friend to lie on the sidewalk while wearing a face mask would be an incredible sick prank right now, and a thought for which I apologize. This image, the Australian bush fires, and the current locust infestations should make us all concerned that the book of St John is upon us, but curiously have the effect of making me think the exact opposite.

» Posted By Dan On 05/February/2020 @ 1:51 pm

Candy is dandy

Irresponsible to the point of cliched. Those kids brushing their teeth twice a day? You just got your first coronavirus case in the Phips. Should be handing out face masks buddy…

» Posted By Dan On 02/February/2020 @ 3:45 pm

Onward and upward

If you like, you could also observe the everyday beauty in the faces of ordinary people. I don’t mean just the young toned ladies. It’s apparent in more or less everyone when they smile.

» Posted By Dan On 30/January/2020 @ 9:41 pm

Hurry up and wait

Well you live and learn. There’s me being all rational. Guess I was judging your compadres thought processes based on the generally sound reasoning apparent in your own musings.

» Posted By Dan On 30/January/2020 @ 9:27 pm

Aren’t the vindictive twosome queering their pitch with all the potential foreign male sources of income? When word gets round surely they’ll be kryptonite to even the drunkest of whiteys…Then they’ll have to get normal jobs. And I can’t see that happening. Hope the benign intercessionary procedure prevents rather than caused what could end up a murder incident.

» Posted By Dan On 30/January/2020 @ 12:39 pm

Cow soup

Call me soppy and sentimental but I’m always moved to sadness when I come across a solitary displaced playing card.
That is all.

» Posted By Dan On 28/January/2020 @ 7:33 pm

An insane day

The boyfriend of an escort cheating on his woman. What is this world coming to?

» Posted By Dan On 23/January/2020 @ 10:19 pm

I’m too low for Zero

Would absolutely love it if that Swedish guy was called Stefan. Then you’d have Steve, the Englishman who doesn’t drink and Stefan, the Swede who’s always drunk.

» Posted By Dan On 16/January/2020 @ 8:53 pm

Up on the rooftop

Are those humans? I thought they were rocky islets in the ocean claimed by China.

» Posted By Dan On 16/January/2020 @ 2:44 pm

Looks Tsunami proofed as well. Why is there no one in that pool?

» Posted By Dan On 15/January/2020 @ 9:38 pm

Shitty trail

I’ve eaten bogies with more calories than that. You’d have to have 10 bottles to get anywhere near a pleasant alcoholic fug, let alone a beer belly. Obviously a wise choice.

» Posted By Dan On 15/January/2020 @ 12:04 pm

That beer looks lighter than Prince Harry’s royal schedule. They don’t serve anything thick and creamy on draft for well won warriors in the Philippines?

» Posted By Dan On 15/January/2020 @ 7:21 am

Thar she blows!

There has definitely been an uptick in the skin pics of late. Does this have anything to do with the volcano and sudden onset of thoughts of mortality? Inquiring minds want to know…

» Posted By Dan On 13/January/2020 @ 8:42 pm

Filling in time

Surprised a smart fellow like you hasn’t linked the rabies shots with a drop in your immunity and a consequent recrudescence of your COPD.

» Posted By Dan On 08/January/2020 @ 7:36 pm

I’m still standing

Hunters Jo. Still trying to work that name out. It’s either missing an apostrophe or a hyphen or something. Damn that’s going to keep me awake wondering.

» Posted By Dan On 08/January/2020 @ 3:14 pm

Here’s to health!

Time to go see Dr Rest. Enter a 64 hour lock down see if you come up smiling. Couldn’t hurt.

» Posted By Dan On 06/January/2020 @ 10:25 pm

The will to be ignorant

Genuinely surprised she didn’t call the other faction Sunny muslims. Shite and Sunny muslims. No wonder they don’t get on.

» Posted By Dan On 05/January/2020 @ 8:46 pm

“And I ran, I ran so far away…”

The man had horrible pissholes in the snow for eyes and was drenched in more blood than an 18th century abattoir worker on a double shift. He’s now in permanent lullaby or hell or supping on virgin quim, the last of which means we are all in trouble. Anyhow as a darts fan you must have derived some connoisseur’s pleasure from the sheer 180ness of the strike.

» Posted By Dan On 04/January/2020 @ 6:04 pm

Sucking wind

Ignorant question incoming: the males in the village pics you post rarely seem to be occupied with the burdens of work. Are they on the grog and/or hoe do these folks subsist…?
(You might want to try swimming and breathing exercises for your COPD. What you might be paradoxically discovering is that the Philipine air is not ideal for keeping it in relative abeyance.)

» Posted By Dan On 03/January/2020 @ 2:49 pm

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