But not far or fast enough. Apparently. Yep, the internet has been *ahem* exploding with the news of the killing of Iran’s General Qassem Soleimani.
And like shrapnel from a fragmentary bomb, memes have been piercing the walls of social media. Here are some of my favorites so far.
Anyway, it’s up to God to judge Soleimani. I’m just glad America arranged the meeting. Enjoy your virgins, asshole.
Here’s something to cleanse your palate:
And there is nothing better than the feeling you get when you are able to help out a friend in need:
My old friend just called from County Jail and asked me to post Bond. Not sure how it will help, but I’ll do anything for a old friend.
And that’s about all I’ve got for you today folks.
Reached out a hand to touch your face
You’re slowly disappearing from my view
‘Appearing from my view
Reached out a hand to try again
I’m floating in a beam of light with you
A beam of light with you
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I couldn’t get away
Great, awesome memes!
The man had horrible pissholes in the snow for eyes and was drenched in more blood than an 18th century abattoir worker on a double shift. He’s now in permanent lullaby or hell or supping on virgin quim, the last of which means we are all in trouble. Anyhow as a darts fan you must have derived some connoisseur’s pleasure from the sheer 180ness of the strike.
Well, as we say in darts “Good hit!”