Ah, the adventures that come with being a blogger. I think it would be fair to call LTG a niche blog. In fact, these days I think of it almost like a diary that has been left outside for the world to see. And if my stat counter is to be believed, I average around 175 people dropping by for a read every day. A few of you even leave comments which are also much appreciated.
A while back I did a post about some victim of a bear attack. It included some graphic photos, including this one:
When I say I posted this a while back, I’m talking more than 15 years ago, in February 2005. That was just three months into my blogging career, such as it is. I certainly had no recollection of the post but was surprised to see that someone had recently commented on it:
Bullshit. I call bullshit. That first pic is a forced perspective. Something hunters and fisherman do (look it up). And the pic of the so called remains were taken with a newer HD camera, where’s as the first 2 pics were taken with something from the late 90’s / early 2000’s. The storey is bullshit, and the pics are in no way related to each other. Your an idiot to believe this work of fiction.
Thank you for the feedback, Fukh Hoffman. Maybe I’m an idiot but comments are always welcome, even if they are impolite and 15 years late. For what it’s worth, I did update the post in question noting that the story has been shown to be false. Oh, and it’s “you’re an idiot” not your.
It does just go to show that what you post on a blog is pretty much forever. I’m sure I’ve said lots of things that would get me canceled back home in the USA. Not that I care.
One of my most prolific commenters, Kevin Kim, mentioned the full moon picture I posted yesterday. Here it is again:
I had also taken a shot of the moon in full zoom mode with my phone. It came out like this:
And while we are on the topic of blogging and bloggers, one of my regular reads, Althouse, had a link to the love story between Jonas Salk and French artist Françoise Gilot:
“When Jonas proposed, she had replied, ‘A relationship would be all right, but I don’t want to get married…. Because I don’t want to live with anybody more than six months a year. That’s it. I need my own time to myself, plus I have my children.’ Jonas handed her a piece of paper. ‘Write down everything that you don’t want,’ he directed. ‘I’ll give you an hour.’ Françoise proceeded to write down those elements that would make the marriage unsuitable for her. Jonas read it over. ‘Very good. It fits my life perfectly.’ ‘But we don’t know each other,’ she cautioned, ‘and it may be disastrous because you’re a scientist, and our lives are very far apart.’ ‘No,’ Jonas countered, in what seemed more like a business transaction than a romantic moment, ‘even if we’re not so happy, at least we’ll be like a citadel; we’ll be a fortress for each other.’ Françoise thought about it. Both felt exhausted by the world and sought a refuge…. Though many could not fathom their marital arrangement, Salk and Gilot’s relationship matured as they grew to know each other better. ‘We found new discoveries all the time,’ Gilot recalled. And Salk maintained, ‘I have achieved in terms of personal relationships as much with Françoise as I could possibly fantasize.’ When asked in an interview how she had ended up with two of history’s most powerful men, Gilot replied: ‘Lions mate with lions.'”
Wow. Not really sure why, but that really resonated with me. I’ve been fucking up my love life for decades now. Maybe I just haven’t found a lion yet. Although come to think of it, one of my ex’s did say that I was a “lyin’ bastard!” Yeah, I’m the common denominator in all those failed relationships. Guilty as charged.
Speaking of the kind of women I seem to attract, Mary hasn’t thrown in the towel yet. She’s changing her tactics though. She continues to harass and borderline stalk me and last night I told her I was seeing someone else now and that I wanted to remain faithful. Here is what she had to say in a message this morning:
Baby, do you want me to be your friend with benefits? If you want I will see you because I like having sex with you. Is that okay with you? No money involved, just sex only.
I told her again I don’t want to cheat and will see how my new relationship works out.
But wow, it’s really something to have a 21-year-old woman practically begging for sex from a 65-year-old grandfather. Of course, I’m not stupid enough to believe that is her endgame. I guess this could be like a test to see just how stupid I might truly be.
In somewhat related news, I found this joke to be kinda funny:
How about one more?
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, “It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver
It’s the least I can do!
Can’t wait to read the comments on this post 15 years from now!
I took a gander at your 2005 post and noticed that there were comments questioning the veracity of the story/photos (including from your ex) dating back to 2005. Your new commenter is definitely slow on the uptake.
That photo of the dead hiker with the gnawed leg made me think of the Roman proverb my buddy Mike had wanted me to translate into Chinese years ago: “When your luck runs out, it doesn’t matter how big your dick is.” I ended up turning that into a tee-shirt design over at CafePress. (Still on sale!)
For what it’s worth: it may be bullshit to connect the bear-hunt photos with the dead-hiker photo, but I’d say the dead hiker was legitimately killed and gnawed on by a bear of some sort. Unless there’s a particularly vicious strain of deer out there… which reminds me: do a Google Image search on “vampire deer” if you want to see something strange and wonderful. I have a photo of a Korean vampire-deer carcass over at my Kevin’s Walk 2 blog. Do a search for “deer” on that blog and scroll down a ways.)
I’m not sure why I didn’t update the blog back then. I guess I didn’t care enough to bother. It was a nothing post and the commenters made their point. Just weird that someone finds that all these years later. Oh well.
I did go check out that fanged furry thing lying dead on the trail. Looks like it could do some damage.