That really gets my goat!

It was a good Hash trail yesterday, especially since our shortcuts preempted the main hill climb. Most of the trail we did was through familiar territory, and as usual, Leech My Nuggets did an excellent job marking our path, so there were no wrong turns. There was, however, a butthead on the trail that tried to fuck things up for us. Thankfully, we avoided the worst of his aggression, but Pubic Head took a painful hit that knocked him to the ground and left him bruised. You just never know when some mean fucker is going to attack as you innocently walk by. Sure, you can play it safe and give a carabao a wide berth, but you don’t expect a goat to turn on you. In this case, the goat was tied next to our narrow path, and there was no room for a walkaround. Pubic Head was leading the way and was surprised to suddenly come under attack. As I approached the scene, the goat turned and came towards me. I gave him a whack on the head with my walking stick; he paused, then put his head down and pushed towards me once more, so I hit him again. We seemed to be at an impasse, but then one of the group yanked his rope, and the goat retreated, allowing us to make our escape. Later, we ran out of beer before the Hash Circle was over. Two fuck ups in one Hash sucks. Oh well, it could have been worse. I didn’t get impaled or impaired, as I was limited to Zero beers—six of them.

The Hash trail started at the 7-Eleven in Matain. We walked there from Barretto, adding around two kilometers to the grind. You can see how much the gals that accompanied me enjoyed it!
The gathering Hash
I thought crossing the highway would be the most dangerous part of the hike. I was blissfully unaware of the goat fuck to come.
The rare shot of me leading the pack. It lasted for all of fifty yards or so.
The first climb of the day
Come on up, the weather’s fine!
Back on the flat
Woodsy
Streetwalkers
Onward we trudge
Man on a hot tin roof
Cums Alone doing her thing
Feeling a little down
More kids along the way
And now, a stroll through the valley
Walkin’ the line
Not much margin for error
This was a wicked combination of water, mud, and barbed wire.
As we were passing through the Divine Mercy graveyard, Cums Alone left the road. When I asked where she was going, she told me, “To see my mom.”
She left a wildflower she had picked on the gravestone
My first Easter Mountain shot of the day
I was in the process of taking this photo when I heard a shout, and the group came to a halt. As I approached, Pubic Head was just getting up off the ground.
Then, it was my turn to confront the deranged goat. I gave him a couple of whacks, but he didn’t back off. Fortunately, when someone tugged on his rope, he retreated without further incident.
And then we had a river crossing
The freedom of wet feet
Another Easter Mountain view
Back on the relative safety of the wide open road
Three years older than me when her time was up.
Heading up into Alta Vista
Three different trails have gone this way, but #1631 is the one that mattered yesterday
On-Home at Leech My Nuggets’ place
Hanging out before the Circle
The Circle
Deflowering a virgin
This week the Hashit went to Tiny Cunt Fucker
The way it was—8K for the yellow and 6K with our shortcuts in purple. I added 2K with the walk from my place.

As I mentioned, the beer ran out before the Hash was over. Since we were already in Alta Vista, we went home instead of visiting IDM. Walking in the dark, even for a short distance, wasn’t fun. But we made it without a fall, so there’s that. A burger patty for dinner, then viewing some crappy YouTube videos before calling it a night.

Back on track

I’m looking better than I was one year ago:

Breathing better now that those nose nodules have been removed

Today’s YouTube video is entitled “Five Minutes of Your Life You’ll Never Get Back.” Since I invested five minutes of my precious time, here’s your opportunity to do the same. It’s a video from a trike ride through the streets of Angeles City. There is no commentary whatsoever. Being a sometimes visitor to AC, I recognized some of the scenes. It didn’t make me miss it there, though.

To the humor, then:

It looks more like a tongue-lashing
‘Tis the season
If she wasn’t on the naughty list, she is now!

I’ll be visiting Dr. Jo this afternoon for round two of my chelation therapy. Then, we’ll move on to Baloy Beach for our Tuesday floating bar experience. Back with more on this tomorrow.

I’ll be visiting Dr. Jo this afternoon for round two of my chelation therapy. Then, we’ll move on to Baloy Beach for our Tuesday floating bar experience. Back with more on this tomorrow.

5 thoughts on “That really gets my goat!

  1. Sorry to hear about the animal encounter. You could have slit its throat, skinned it, emptied out the bowels, and made a nice stew. Mmmm.

  2. Hullo Sirs and Miss John.
    Please what are the current cornavirus vaccine requirement for enter USA? My most recently is last year. Which vaccine pass or documentings is appropriate?
    Salamat po and magandang gabi.
    GBU.

  3. Sorry, Maria. I haven’t been back to the USA since before the scamdemic and I have no idea what the requirements are to enter the country. I doubt anything has changed since your visit last year.

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