Just a quick not to report I survived the surgery. Feeling very light headed at the moment and still hav some light bleeding from the nose. More to report once I feel better.
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Just a quick not to report I survived the surgery. Feeling very light headed at the moment and still hav some light bleeding from the nose. More to report once I feel better.
Just a quick not
still hav some light bleeding
I think they plucked a few “e”s out of your nose, too.
Congrats on surviving! I’ll be interested to hear how the nose is a week after surgery.
I am reminded of some words from the Bagvagadvita. “And now I have become God, a destroyer of worlds. But I still like tits.”
Shalom, John, shalom.
Glad you are still with us other mortals on this ever-descending coil. Hope Swank takes good care of you and perhaps take it easy with the snorting of powdered aspirin while your nasal passages pull themselves together.
I think I speak on behalf of all your commenters when I saw rear view selfies of an open gown wearing McCrarey will be most appreciated!
Shalom!
Good job on surviving the ordeal. Will they let you take the polyps home with you? I bet you’ve named them already, and I am sure they’ll make a suitable replacement for the turncoat Lucky (provided you raise them with a firm but somewhat gentle hand).
Thor, I slept through the surgery, but I understand the polyps were taken to the kitchen for recycling.
Goldberg, sorry to disappoint you; no photos were taken from behind. This is especially good news because I had to wear an adult diaper in the operating room. I’m happy to report that it was still unsoiled when I awoke.
Swan has been amazing in taking care of me through this ordeal. My helper, Teri, has earned a pay raise for her efforts in healthcare management.
I’m getting my aspirin fix intravenously, so there’s no need to snort, which is good because I’m still bleeding as I write this.
Dan, is that where the phrase “tit for tat” comes from?
E-gads! I was completely under the influence when I did that update. I’ll do a better job on the next one.
Well first off, I’m not supposed to tell you this. Lucky and I have been communicating by e-mail. That’s right, when you’re not around he uses your laptop. Told me he also looks at online porn when you are out. He said PornHub is his favorite site and he likes to watch chicks get it doggy-style. Dudes too.(Not that there’s anything wrong with that). I got off topic. He e-mailed me that he was devastated you pulled through the operation. Seems the fella had big plans for your bed. You didn’t hear it from me McCrarey.
Secondly, see how great things turn out when you don’t listen to you health-care provider and 1. Go to the bars. 2. Slam some San Mig Lights. 3. Eat unhealthy pork sandwiches. 4.Do strenuous things like walk and jerk-off. 5. Stay away from church and think about your impending demise. Good job McCrarey. You are the modern-day James Dean. I love you even more. Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
Peace Out!
Best wishes.
Carry on.
John – glad the initial surgery went well. Heres to a speedy recovery.
I’m strapped into my bed, I’ve got electrodes in my head and my nerves are really bad, but it’s the best time I’ve ever had – although I hope you’re not calling doctor, doctor, run here and see. I don’t dig this jive this nurse giving me. she gimme a shot, she give me you pills, I’m taking this junk against my will.
Take care always.
Thanks for the comment and encouragement, Sick Bo.
Thanks, Brian. Much appreciated.
Will do, Drain!
Soju, well, it’s good to know what Lucky has been up to. And now I have an alibi for that search history! And yes, I’ve already observed that Lucky is in love with Swan and probably wants her to himself.
Yep, rules are made to be broken. Interestingly, I’m supposed to avoid hot food and beverage while my nostrils heal. So, I stayed home last night drinking cold beer on my patio. Good times!