Damn, this happened a few miles up the road from where I lived.

So, this guy gets up to make coffee and is standing nude in his kitchen.  Some passerby and her child cut through his yard and see him naked.  And he gets arrested for indecent exposure!

I say the bitch should have been charged with being a Peeping Thomasina.

For the record, I made my coffee in the nude this morning.  Lucky for me I have no yard.  And I’m in Korea.