For all you single guys out there, I came across a great pickup line: “Baby, are you a cemetery? Because I’m dead inside and want to bury myself in you.” Man, they’ll be like flies to honey. Trust me on that.

Or you might try asking them “do you want to play the rape game?”  They will invariably say “NO!”  To which you respond “that’s the spirit!”

Hey, I’m giving this stuff away for free.  Thank me later.