Took an ass whuppin’ in darts last night, so let’s not talk about that.
I managed a 45 minute lunch time stroll yesterday and added another 45 by taking the long way to darts (including a stroll up “gay hill” and down “hooker hill”. I only got propositioned on one said hill. I’ll leave it to your imagine which one. I did not however partake of what was being offered.
After the dart match we are not going to talk about I went straight home. Which avoided my consuming additional beer carbohydrates (our dart venue was out of Miller Lite, so I had to go with the full bodied Cass, of which I had three). In bed by 11:00 p.m., woke up and hoofed it into work. I was very surprised to find it was almost a straight shot from my villa to my office. I used the walk-in gate near the kimchi pots in Haebongchon and instead of going around the 8th Army HQ building like I have to do in my car, I found a pathway running behind the USFK HQ (aka The White House) and was at my office in 15 minutes!
I rewarded myself with a ham and cheese omelette from the food court, skipped lunch and got a haircut instead, then satiated my hunger with celery and cheese sticks in the afternoon.
Walked home (15 minutes back as well, go figure).
Washed up some dishes, the pulled out my new George Foreman grill…
But I was finally able to put some real food in my belly…
Well, as real as it gets around here anyway.
Still got 30 minutes of walking to finish, so I will meander around the neighborhood and perhaps discover a back way to Shenanigans.
And you thought this post would be devoid of adventure!