Well, it’s the 4th of July and we all know what that means. Yep, my sweet wife is celebrating another birthday*. After she wakes up this morning I’ll be playing her traditional birthday song at full volume. Although she never seems to enjoy that as much as I do. Ah well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
* Jee Yeun’s passport says she was born on July 5, but July 5 in Korea is July 4 stateside, right? Anyway, I’ve made some special plans for her birthday tomorrow in Gangnam. And now she tells me she was in fact born on the 4th of July and that her passport is wrong. So, I’m covering all the bases here.
UPDATE: What, the USA is having a birthday too?! Well, what are the odds of that?
Wait, so your wife is Tom Cruise?
Haha! Never considered that before, but hey, his money and her body is something I could live with….