Well, I survived the physical examination. It might have been touch and go. I checked in with my blood pressure at 160/80 which is quite a bit higher than my normal 135. So they gave me some medicine and made me wait, then checked it again. Still too high, so they gave me another pill and I waited some more. Finally they consented to proceed with the various tests (apparently high BP can create problems with the results, who knew?).
So, I got weighted (121kgs yikes!), had my vision and hearing checked, gave a blood, urine and stool sample, chest x-ray, MRI like thing, ultra sound on my vital organs, prostrate exam, and then the colonoscopy and endoscopy. I was asleep for the last two thankfully. A cute young woman did my prostrate check but it still was not fun to have a stick stuck up my ass. Ah, for the good ol’ days when they used a finger.
Before we started they reviewed with me my results from two years ago. I had a fat liver then, who knows what 40 straight days of drinking has done now. Well, I will know on the 16th when I see the hilarious Dr. Yu for my results.
I actually wavered on going for the physical because if I’m dying sooner than I’ve planned, I’d rather not know. On the other hand if they find something that can be fixed and give me those ten years, why not? We’ll see soon enough.
When it was over I’d been 24 hours without solid food and I was famished. The hospital gives a coupon for a traditional rice porridge at a nearby Hannam-dong eatery. It was damn good, but I expect anything would have been at that point. When I got back to the house I made myself a proper tuna sandwich and took a long nap.
Back in my usual chair at Shenanigans last night so I guess things are returning to normal.
A bar stool knows the medical history of every asshole that sits upon it. Glad you came out of your experience in one piece. Will you be sharing your results come the 16th?
Haha, I’d actually never thought of it that way.
Yes, good or bad you’ll read about it here.