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Buddy and Lucky are doing great at social-distancing but where are their bank-robbing masks? The Barangay will be angry. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 20/April/2020 @ 10:34 am
McCrarey, every time I see you with that mask on I think you have robbed a PI bank. Now, you don’t seem like that kind of fellow but I’m putting you on notice—If I see pics of you driving a Porsche through Alta Vista with Angel Locsin(Google her fine Filipina Ass) in the passenger seat and Buddy &Lucky sitting on her lap eating T-Bone steaks I will contact the Philippine NBI. You are probably already on their Radar account of your militant stance against the curfew. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/April/2020 @ 4:24 pm
Congratulations on walking from one stripper pole to another. Jeesh! It took you almost 4 years. I don’t want to brag but in Anjung-Ri back in the eighties I could walk from one pole to the other in about 2 minutes. Not that I’m bragging or anything. Keep up the good work. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 10/April/2020 @ 8:50 am
Does it get any better than this?
Never saw such a wide grin on your face as the one you are sporting with Miss Turkey. Understandable though. Your face is only centimeters from that delightful mammary gland. The rest of her is pretty delightful too. Fu*k the PI. If I were a retired, eligible bachelor, I’d be on the next flight to Ankara. Your mirror comment reminded me of a STYX song.
“Mirror, mirror on the wall
The face you’ve shown me scares me so
Thought that I could call your bluff
But now the lines are clear enough
Life’s not pretty, even though
I tried so hard to make it so
Mornings are such cold distress
How did I ever get into this mess”.Remember that one from back in the day? Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 04/April/2020 @ 11:13 am
John, your faithful readers are always ready to offer advice and help especially in the Love Department. Have you considered a life-size love doll? Now hear me out on this. After your initial investment, ranging from approximately $800 to $16,000, depending on how real you want your woman to be, the dividends on this investment will come rolling in. She never nags, She always listens, She never complains, She doesn’t eat much so a dinner-date is cheap, She doesn’t cheat and the best part is She is always ready to have sex. Your Welcome. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 01/April/2020 @ 8:44 am
Why are bars being closed? Doesn’t alcohol kill germs? Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/March/2020 @ 3:11 pm
I’ve heard the phrase, “Dog Day Afternoon”. Buddy and Lucky have apparently coined a new one called, “Dog Day Morning”. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 14/March/2020 @ 9:07 am
Now that’s a Smile deserving of a little Louis Armstrong:
“When Your Smilin’
WhenYour Smilin’
The Whole World, it Smiles With You
When Your Laughin’
John, When Your Laughin
Well , The Sun Comes Shining Through”.With regard to Buddy, Yeah he’s looking sad when you leave but I’m telling you, once the door closes, the stereo gets cranked up, the liquor cabinet gets raided and the Bitches are headed over. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 29/February/2020 @ 2:05 pm
Ouch! Time to Toe The Line McCrarey! Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 26/February/2020 @ 9:04 am
Lucky is definitely the appropriate name for this fellow. The life for a street dog is hard in the USA but in the PI i’m sure it is way harder. Behind that tough McCrarey exterior lies a man with a good heart. From one dog lover to another Thank You. Peace Out!
“The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way in which its animals are treated” Mahatma Gandhi
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/February/2020 @ 11:55 am
I took your advice and listened to the Silver Jews. When the music was done i had an overwhelming desire to eat Matzah Ball Soup and Bagels and Lox. Shalom!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/February/2020 @ 11:44 am
Sammy Davis Jr. is smiling down on you Candy Man. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 02/February/2020 @ 6:00 am
“I’m not big on the bar scene”, had me rolling on the floor with laughter, stop it John, it hurts. You sounded like Bill Clinton—-“I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky”. With regard to the curfew, which I was subject to up in 2ID, it was my understanding that it really couldn’t be enforced on civilians. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 25/January/2020 @ 9:58 am
Sounds like that was better than WWE Women’s Wrestling pay-per-view. Were the 3 dogs on board canines? Be glad that ZERO doesn’t come in a can. Everything tastes better in a bottle. When I was a kid a milkman delivered milk to our house. It was in a bottle and it was the best tasting milk I’ve ever had. Currently drinking Bud Light in a bottle. Cheers! Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 24/January/2020 @ 10:03 am
Where can I buy a pair of those rose-colored glasses? Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/January/2020 @ 7:55 am
I thought Franki Valli was dead. Hell No! 85 years old and still on tour. I’ll bet he doesn’t even walk like you do. McCrarey, you’re still a puppy with many more miles and San Miguel Zero’s( if they keep em stocked) ahead of you. And more adventures for your adoring fans to consume. Bring it on young man. Peace Out!.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 18/January/2020 @ 11:11 am
dear sir, may i add “Eruption” to your musical tribute to Mount Taal? This is the rock instrumental played by Eddie Van Halen and is considered to be one of the best rock solos. As a side note, i always had the hots for his ex-wife Valerie Bertinelli, in my younger days. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 14/January/2020 @ 1:17 pm
Powerless to change the way things are
the dog pic is really sad. do any animal rescue organizations exist over there? Peace.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 11/January/2020 @ 10:02 am
McCrarey, i like your hole. that sounds even sicker. not that there’s anything wrong with that. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 09/January/2020 @ 8:28 am
“If it ain’t white, it ain’t right”
True Dat! Couldn’t have said it any better! Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 29/December/2019 @ 3:36 am
Is Lucky trying to look up you shorts? Feliz Navidad Amigo. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 25/December/2019 @ 12:05 pm
Sad? No, I think you look pretty cool in the blue Walrus shirt and shades Mccrarey. Look like a biker dude. A striking resemblance to Paul Teutul from American Chopper. I can see you riding down the highway with Harley-riding Peter Fonda(Wyatt) and Dennis Hopper(Billy) in the movie Easy Rider. BTW, there used to be a bar in Songtan outside Osan AB called EasyRiders. Was one of my favourite bars. Had some choppers inside the bar, played cool music and the best part was, no Juicy Girls. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 23/December/2019 @ 12:53 pm
Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld from me
I realise and I can seeThat suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I pleaseThe game of life is hard to play
I’m gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I’ll someday lay
So this is all I have to saySuicide is painless
It brings on many changes
And I can take or leave it if I pleaseThe sword of time will pierce our skins
It doesn’t hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger
Watch it grin» Posted By sojuHoncho On 16/December/2019 @ 10:44 am
McCrarey, I first encountered your musings when you were a young lad living in Itaewon. I clicked on your link while on the RokDrop website. You were the Walrus and I was the Egg Man. I had never followed a blog before but you drew me in like a moth to a flame. It takes quite a courageous man to share his life with the world. You have a keen sense of wit. I also sense a man with compassion as Buddy and Lucky will attest to. I have gone to my closet and dusted off my bottle of MaCallan 15 and raise my shot glass to you my friend. Here’s to 15 more glorious blogging years. My only regret is I can’t share this Spirit with you. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 16/December/2019 @ 10:34 am
Good Grief Charlie Brown! Remember walking around the alleyways in Anjeong-Ri where the old hooches were from way back when and seeing the high wall around them with shards of glass sticking out from on top? That’s what you need Brother John. That, and some Claymore Mines. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 12/December/2019 @ 3:38 pm
Be thankful it wasn’t a WereWolf. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 12/December/2019 @ 3:31 pm
Time to get rid of the dart board and install a shuffleboard. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/December/2019 @ 11:09 am
Read many Archie comics as a kid while I chewed my Bazooka gum and my sister played with her EZ Bake Oven that could give you 3rd degree burns(No ambulance-chasing lawyers back then). For some crazy reason the favorite part of my comic books were the advertisements. I really wanted one of those joy buzzers. And what the hell is Spanish Fly? With regard to the Catholic Church services it could have been worse Mccrarey–could have had those Services at Cheap Charlie’s and you would have been commandeered to serve as an Altar Boy. Bless You John and Peace Out Amen!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 25/November/2019 @ 12:28 pm
Cheech and Chong are proud of you. I loved that film. Their best work. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 24/November/2019 @ 9:05 am
«« Back To Stats PageLooks to me like it was a fiasco, boondoggle and clusterfuck. congratulations on your Trifecta. Peace Out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 20/November/2019 @ 7:22 am