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mister monger, your post got me thinking about chicks with dicks. in fact, I was thinking about it a little more than any heterosexual man should. at first I was a little repulsed by it but then the pragmatic side of me kicked in. ya hookup with a chick with a dick and no more catching hell for leaving the toilet seat up. no more ,”yobo, while you’re at Kroger buying beer pick me up a box of tampons”. no more, “yobo, my period is late.” bottom line is that chicks with dicks rule. thank-you mister monger. Peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/October/2016 @ 5:15 am
sounds like you’re ready for bike week in Daytona. be careful my friend, that lady drink you’re buying might be a ladyboy drink. peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 12/October/2016 @ 12:54 am
“one night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble”–ever given any consideration to korea as a retirement destination? peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 11/October/2016 @ 12:32 pm
wtf? I’ve been trying to get my yobo to leave for 30 years. what am I doing wrong? be thankful not to much time or moolah invested in that short-term relationship. I will miss seeing her in those daisy dukes though. I think Thailand is just what the doctor ordered. couple of nights on soi cowboy and all will be well. just watch out for the ladyboys or being blocked on facebook will be the least of your worries. Peace out my friend!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/September/2016 @ 3:52 am
I’m still surprised you haven’t left seoul. shouldn’t you be heading back to Columbia for chuseok? peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/September/2016 @ 8:14 am
to say that I’m a little disappointed that you didn’t take my pole dancing recommendation would be an understatement. let’s leave the landlord out of this. I just checked and amazon has one for about 90 bucks. surely a gs-18 can swing that. they also have a used one for about 5 bucks cheaper (I think it ships from olongapo) and if you went that route I suggest you also order a large bottle of sanitizer. drink a combat bottle of soju and think it over. you’ll have a whole new perspective on my idea mr mccrarey. peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/September/2016 @ 5:12 am
i have the answer my friend-pole dancing! that’s right. talk to your landlord about installing a pole in your living room. pole dancing is great for muscular endurance and strength and you can burn up to 400 calories per hour. advanced pole dancers up to 700. as an added benefit, if your retirement plans include the PI you can supplement your retirement income with a gig in angeles city. you can thank me later. peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 13/September/2016 @ 1:47 am
I like those daisy dukes!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 03/September/2016 @ 1:02 pm
Take it to the limit (part deux)
congrats on being promoted to where you were 5 years ago. are they going to cough-up your oha now or is obamanation going to give your money to some illegal on food stamps in el paso texas? vote trump in November and let’s make America great again. “the previous comments are neither endorsed or paid for by the republican national committee”. p.s.-if Donald wins we’ll have the hottest first lady in the free or any world. peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 04/August/2016 @ 7:30 am
a leprechaun once told me there’s a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow flag..
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 03/August/2016 @ 4:02 am
back in 86 I would tape a 20 dollar bill to my forehead before I walked into one of the sofa(status of forces agreement) clubs outside camp Humphreys. that got the girls looking at me. not sure if that would work 30 years later. peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 26/July/2016 @ 10:31 pm
if miss liberty doesn’t pay her pimp(china)then said pimp will bitch slap miss liberty. peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 28/July/2016 @ 7:09 am
“korea has been china’s bitch throughout history” china owns 30% of the united states debt. who’s the bitch now? peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 24/July/2016 @ 1:19 am
I’m a thousand miles from nowhere…
in that last photo, your lady looks sexy and you my friend seem smitten. I couldn’t help but notice the ansel adams picture on the wall. are you a big fan of his work? peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 18/July/2016 @ 12:52 am
samal island? you couldn’t pay me to go there. 2 Canadians, 1 Norwegian and a girlfriend of one of the Canadians were kidnapped last year from a resort on sabal island by abu sayyaff, a islamist militant group. one Canadian was beheaded in april and one a few days ago after ransom demands were not met. good luck and peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/June/2016 @ 4:59 pm
“blogging while sober” could be a new masthead for the blog. glad to see you giving the ole liver a much-needed break. the moniker soju honcho was given to me about 30 years ago by my yobo while at the hump. it’s been a long time since I’ve messed with the devil in a bottle. I do like my beer though and overdo it on occasion but the key to life john is, “everything in moderation”. bravo to you sir!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 03/June/2016 @ 12:48 pm
let me throw this cliché your way, ” it is better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all”. peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 27/May/2016 @ 5:33 pm
sorry buddy. only the good die young it seems-what the balls?
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 26/May/2016 @ 6:47 am
nice work! i’ll be expecting to see one of your workout infomercials at 3 in the morning when I’m channel surfing.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 17/May/2016 @ 4:20 pm
it’s a national holiday? well i’ll drink to that! and when my yobo says something about me drinking some maekju i’ll send her to the ltg blog. peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 07/May/2016 @ 10:01 am
dave new is quite talented-and so is min young. very nice indeed!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 01/May/2016 @ 5:38 pm
what bridge is pictured on your ltg blog page and who is david new? just curious. peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 29/April/2016 @ 3:53 am
will the move really happen this time? usfk has been talking of moving yongsan garrison to “the hump” for years. if you do head down to anjung-ri(the village
outside the gate) I think you will find it to your liking. my best tour ever during 20 years. maybe you could get a dart league going in the ville. with regard to financial independence keep this tidbit in mind. the average joe has to work a little over three months to pay all federal, state and local income taxes for the year. i’ll leave you on that happy note. peace out!» Posted By sojuHoncho On 22/April/2016 @ 1:58 am
I actually went through the days of the week in my head to see which ones didn’t end in “y”. man, do I feel stupid. I guess alcohol does kill brain cells. good one john!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 15/April/2016 @ 12:57 am
curfew? please don’t tell me department of the army civilians are subject to curfew. find any good dart trophies? have many good memories of osan from when I was stationed at Humphreys back in 86. no curfew then. sundown to sunup baby!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 12/April/2016 @ 1:18 am
for a second there, I thought this might turn into a ” penthouse forum” story. maybe you can join the “mile high” club on your next sojourn.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 16/March/2016 @ 3:57 am
enjoy the rare Christmas full moon. last one was 1977 and next one will be in 2034. merry Christmas brother john. peace out.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 24/December/2015 @ 10:36 pm
“people, I just want to say, can we all get along? can we get along?” Rodney Glen King III-author, poet, taxi driver. (1965-2012)
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 08/December/2015 @ 6:07 am
sorry to hear about your travel trouble john. I hope the hotel the airline puts you up in has a lounge. couple of Harvey wallbanger’s will lift your spirits. keep your chin up my friend.
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 01/December/2015 @ 6:55 am
«« Back To Stats Pageoops-I meant Wednesday morning. that would be quite a trick to fly in Tuesday and go to work Monday. realized my goof after I hit the “post comment” key. too much maekju last night. peace out!
» Posted By sojuHoncho On 30/November/2015 @ 4:28 am