Comments Posted By Keith McCrarey
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Hey, you owe us a Yoja.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 21/April/2010 @ 12:45 am
Damn those Giants. First they put cameras in the outfield to steal the catcher’s signals; now this.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 07/April/2010 @ 12:11 am
The right wing assembly has the hotties, so I’m hanging with them. Interestingly, the left wingers look like a collection of immigrants here for the handouts and natives already getting their share.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 31/March/2010 @ 12:13 am
BFD. Is it really going to traumatize a 12 yr old boy to see a woman take it off? I give this lady credit for her initiative, making a living for herself. However, I don’t think she should be selling alcohol to minors.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 31/March/2010 @ 12:21 am
“This law is a big turd sandwich…
Who did say it?
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 26/March/2010 @ 1:37 am
I’m going to miss Dexter’s wife. I thought she was very cute and sweet. She started getting progessively more bitchy over the seasons, but they do that after you marry them.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 24/March/2010 @ 12:37 am
More backroom politics– two Calif Congressman bought off.
http://www.gopusa.com/commentary/cadamo/2010/cga_03191.shtml
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 23/March/2010 @ 3:10 am
So the President lies to the American people to get what he wants. What’s new? I’m still waiting for that change we were promised.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 23/March/2010 @ 1:28 am
Yah, I forgot CYE– funniest show ever.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 10/March/2010 @ 1:21 am
I totally agree on Dexter and Mad Men and Breaking Bad. Other great Showtime series: The Tudors, The Brotherhood, and Weeds. From HBO: Deadwood and The Wire. From F/X: The Sons of Anarchy. That should keep you busy.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 09/March/2010 @ 1:26 am
Who says women don’t grow on trees?
I used to have a black light poster similar to this.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 06/March/2010 @ 1:17 am
No wonder Jesus said to turn the other cheek. He meant the OTHER cheek.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 23/February/2010 @ 8:26 am
Stuck, poked, prodded and probed
Very interesting, and better you than me. Any one of those procedures would have been $750 in the US. And you would wait about 2 months for an appointment. Then the technicians would treat you like you were wrecking their day by making them have to do some work. Why is American healthcare so expensive? Greed and graft, like everything else.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 12/February/2010 @ 2:14 am
Similarly, Tom Robbins wrote “Never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans.”
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 11/February/2010 @ 1:25 am
Not now; not ever.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 10/February/2010 @ 1:44 am
This is not a negative comment, but in some of your pictures, you remind me of Hal Clinkenbeard. What size hat do you wear?
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 10/February/2010 @ 7:55 am
It’s pretty bad when even the French are calling you a pussy.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 05/February/2010 @ 3:35 am
OK kids, do not try this at home!
Wait till the clowns get unionized.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 05/February/2010 @ 2:01 am
Dude, the Rambler was my high school ride. It was my Spitfire that was always in the shop.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 04/February/2010 @ 1:21 am
I can’t remember what desperate situation I was in, but for some reason I borrowed that ’64 Chevy for a date with this girl named Irene. I got pulled over because of some non-functioning lights, and the cop asked Irene what she was doing with such a loser.
You may remember we were in this car that time a CHP pulled us over. I got out and took a picture of you receiving your ticket from the cop and he hollered at me to get back in the car. I think you made a poster of that pic.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 03/February/2010 @ 4:28 am
Kevin, I have spent most of my life lamenting that so many people can’t afford health care, or food, or heat for their homes, or homes for that matter. I have dragged my ass to a succession of unfulfilling jobs just to keep a step ahead of that kind of poverty. I don’t remember getting any help from the government, other than the GI Bill. I am nothing special– if I can get a shitty job, anybody can. I was never hired because I was white or smart or special. Now as I near the end of the journey, I find the government has allowed their banking proxies to destroy my retirement. Rather than make me whole, the government taxes me further to reward those who have robbed me. What I am saying is, I wish everybody could afford health care; but I think I pay enough already. People need to cowboy up and take care of their own damn problems.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 03/February/2010 @ 4:53 am
Was that the neighborhood bully or Bluto?
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 29/January/2010 @ 6:02 am
Very interesting. I’m sure I have never seen the Mock Turtle Soup, the Mutton Broth, or the Fig Pudding on the shelves at Safeway. Maybe the Smithsonian has a few cans tucked away. What the hell is mince-meat, anyway? The pie showed up at the occasional Thanksgiving in my youth, but I always gave it the kind of wide berth you would give plutonium. I could sense that if it was indeed a type of meat, it had been previously digested and regurgitated before entering the pie crust.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 29/January/2010 @ 3:45 am
PS– as the headline of this post says.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 23/January/2010 @ 1:47 am
Good luck with the Supreme Court. Just as paper covers rock, Trojan covers Cock.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 23/January/2010 @ 1:45 am
McDonald’s has successfully enforced their trademark against people of that name and all its various spellings from using their own family names to identify their business enterprises. Ironic, since the head of the Macdonald clan in Scotland says the corporation never obtained his permission to use the name to sell hamburgers in the first place.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 22/January/2010 @ 3:21 am
The shot heard ’round the world!
I’m so happy voters are starting to show some sense. I voted for Obama because I was disgusted with the arrogance of Bush-Cheney, and have long hoped for a change in the way politics is played out in Washington. Yes, I was duped. I voted for a more slickly packaged product of the same old Chicago machine. Obama has cynically broken all his promises, thinking his coalition of bleeding hearts, border jumpers, reverse-racists and crooked politicians could sustain the illusions of his agenda. Perhaps we will yet see some change; if not, then a one-term presidency seems likely.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 21/January/2010 @ 1:40 am
I rarely comment on the yojas, but I sure like to look at them. Please know your weekly search is not wasted.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 15/January/2010 @ 8:07 am
Well, this is quite a change from when I saw you in September, and you said you weren’t going to be making any lifestyle changes. Good for you! You will definitely feel a lot better. I think we need to take a lesson from Mom and Dad, and hew to the lament “If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.”
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 15/January/2010 @ 8:05 am
Methinks thou dost protest overmuch
«« Back To Stats PageActually, I think Clinton is a racist. He only pretends otherwise for political reasons. The comment about the coffee represents his true elitist, racist feelings.
» Posted By Keith McCrarey On 12/January/2010 @ 5:25 am