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Brian, two of the six bars in the Maze and two have the same owner–Wet Spot and Green Room. Wet Spot has dancers and Green Room bills itself as a sports bars. Both have GROs, but there is a different vibe between the two.
I spend around $25 on cookies and candy at Royal, so that’s a small percentage of my weekly expenditures.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/June/2024 @ 8:17 am
Does Leaking Willy know Dripping Pussy?
As a matter of fact, Dripping Pussy is the ex-girlfriend of Leaking Willy. I saw a photo on Facebook of them together yesterday, so maybe a reconciliation will take place. It’s been a couple of years.
I’m more and more convinced that my hill struggles are related to my old age and COPD-diminished lung capacity. I’m going to keep pushing on as long as I can, though.
Sometimes I miss those four distinct seasons you “enjoy” in Korea. Our four are dry, wet, hot, not-as-hot.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 26/June/2024 @ 7:30 am
Another day, another adventure. At least no one died this time! It’s good to get out of the house and go somewhere besides the Chevron. Wal-Mart must seem like heaven comparatively. And it is always fun to interact with crazy strangers on the bus. I hope the rest of the drinking day went well for you and the girlfriend. Cheers!
“There’s a lot of things wrong with this country, but one of the few things still right with it is that a man can steer clear of the organized bullshit if he really wants to. It’s a goddamned luxury, and if I were you, I’d take advantage of it while you can.”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 26/June/2024 @ 7:19 am
I’m a renter here so I have no voice. There are some homeowners who fighting for improvements. We’ll see what happens.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2024 @ 12:08 pm
Kev, the Alta Vista Clubhouse is not well-maintained. It is dirty, has holes in the ceiling, and needs paint. It offers no food and beverage service. The pool is okay, and there are basketball and tennis courts. Otherwise, it is completely useless.
I don’t recall if the little girl called out in English; I just heard the shout. She’s one of our regulars, and we paused at her house but didn’t see anyone, so we moved on. That’s when she came running.
My boys are both doing fine. Swan is Lucky’s new love.
“See how painful such puns are??”
Well, when it comes to puddle puns, I’m not getting down in the mud with you…
Yes, there are many curvy roads in the PI and many hills coming and going. However, some old-timers complain about the impact of too many Jollibees on that landscape.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2024 @ 7:21 am
Thompson, glad you are doing alright. You don’t want to end up like that addict in the library. What a way to go. Sorry you had to witness it, but you did the right thing. Another chapter in the story of your life.
“I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe. I am quite sincere about some of the things which people take very lightly, and almost insultingly unconcerned about some of the things which people take most seriously. In short, I am basically antisocial: certainly not to an alarming degree , but just more so than I appear to be.”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2024 @ 7:06 am
Some of the windows have screens, but I also leave the sliding doors open so the dogs have access to outside. My bedroom is screened up, so I can stay cool with fans and pretty much bug free.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2024 @ 7:02 am
Or Portland.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 25/June/2024 @ 6:59 am
Kev, And now I know what a “wipe” is.
I paid someone to do the banner with a photo a friend took.
Of course, the instructions weren’t clear either–who uses “glass” as a form of measurement? I just bought a new measuring cup so I get accurate amounts of ingredients in the few things I do cook.
Yeah, I had gotten to where I enjoyed reading Thompson’s tales of woe. Assuming they are, in fact, make-believe, he has a talent for concocting a funny story. Sorry he found my blog unworthy for future comments. And yes, the shitting-the-bed tale was strangely coincidental with what happened to you.
We wound up going to John’s place last night. We’ll hit up Pujon later in the week.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 24/June/2024 @ 7:22 am
As I recall, we were at Treasure Island for a little over three hours.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 24/June/2024 @ 7:04 am
Brian, Club Morocco is about 12K from Barretto. Back in my house hunting days before I moved, I found a place in Club Morocco I really liked. But being so far from everything and since I didn’t want to drive here, it wouldn’t work for me.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 24/June/2024 @ 7:07 am
There is a resort within Club Morocco subdivision, located at the Clubhouse. It offers rooms for rent, an amazing pool, covered seating near the beach, and a restaurant. I checked it out on Friday for the first time, and I was impressed.
Thanks for the Santa Lucia link. I was unfamiliar with her story.
Yep, I needed a comma after Morocco in that sentence. Seems obvious to me now.
I’ve not noticed anything like the squatter camps you see in places like San Francisco. I have observed that people fence their vacant property more frequently lately, and some even hire a security guard to sit out there, which I presume is to prevent trespassers/squatters. Squatters don’t have any rights here, and landowners, with police assistance, can reclaim the property and destroy whatever structures the squatters have built.
My plan is to keep shaking my head in disgust at the litter culture here.
Yeah, I was slow with the camera and Swan had already attacked the chicken to secure my favorite pieces.
“Damn. I was sure the punchline would have something to do with blowjobs.”
I like the way you think!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 23/June/2024 @ 8:02 am
“Dafuq is wrong with you?”
I don’t know what put me off on mac and cheese, but looking back, growing up poor, that crap mac and cheese out of the box may have been what ruined the idea forever.
“Never show that one to “mama.”
I had to go back and look at that photo to see what you meant. Then I laughed.
Well, I got a lot better at spotting the scam queens early on and adhering to Rule #1. I learned the hard way about sending money to gals you’ve never met when I was on the dating sites. Yeah, I’ll concede I was a slow learner, but I figured it out eventually.
Thanks for the reminder about the song “Joy to the World.” Once I saw that, the lights came on, and I got a chuckle. The puns that make you think are the best ones!
Yes, I will make amends with that beggar should I see him again. And I will try not to be an asshole in the future.
My breathing was a little better yesterday. What’s weird is that my oximeter readings aren’t that low, and my nebulizer doesn’t help much. Maybe this is my new normal.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 22/June/2024 @ 7:24 am
China sucks, and no free person could be happy living under the tyranny that comes with communism. The Filipino people will rue the day should they surrender to China’s threats.
I’m a purist when it comes to drinking beer. Cold, out of the bottle, and into my mouth is how I roll. And I have some blue Listerine, but I only gargle; I don’t swallow. I guess I’m old school.
“So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 21/June/2024 @ 7:29 am
That’s true. I don’t mind singing, but I hate the squawks and squeals of others, especially at full volume.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 21/June/2024 @ 7:15 am
Well, it was news to me, but when you are right, you are right. And if you are not right, you are left. I don’t feel like I’ve changed, so maybe the results from three years ago were off. Or maybe the whole premise of that test is flawed. Either way, I’m comfortable being me.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 20/June/2024 @ 7:34 am
Thompson, you need to keep a bottle of vodka in reserve to avoid situations like this. Like a fire extinguisher, lock it up with a sign saying, “Break glass in case of emergency.” And with the girlfriend back, you need to buy twice as much at the Chevron every day. My doctor is always telling me to drink plenty of fluids.
“Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 20/June/2024 @ 7:28 am
So, you are saying that an Oxford comma adds value, is helpful, and clarifies meaning. Got it! (FWIW, Grammarly wanted the comma before “and” in that sentence.)
» Posted By John McCrarey On 20/June/2024 @ 7:21 am
Yeah, the hill climbs are a reminder of my deteriorated physical condition. Age plays a part, but letting myself go weight-wise has consequences.
Yes, I’m definitely wanting to be cremated and have the Hash scatter my ashes on trail. If they choose to flush me down a toilet, I won’t care.
Another day, another hill to climb. One way or the other.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 19/June/2024 @ 7:10 am
Perhaps neighbor Matt considers the daily drama between you and the girlfriend free entertainment. I hope you enjoyed your solo date with the leftover vodka. Better you than her. We all get the life we choose, and it seems you’ve gone all in for this one. Good luck with that!
“Today’s pig is tomorrow’s bacon!”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 19/June/2024 @ 7:00 am
I hope you support the right to bear arms, Drain…
» Posted By John McCrarey On 18/June/2024 @ 9:24 am
Kev, regarding that “regular stop” photo, hollow block construction is pretty much the standard here, one step up from the less expensive bamboo walls you commonly see in the boonies. I’m not familiar with any stories about the house—it’s in a neighborhood of similar structures. The baby mama who lives there with her candy-lovin’ kids is a cutie, though.
Oh yeah, our family campouts were old school…we all shared one tent. Went fishing in the river, then cooked the catch over an open fire for dinner. Kernville was several hours from home, and us boys rode in the back of the Jeep pickup to get there. We had a family reunion there several years before my parents passed, but we stayed in a motel.
Your camping memory reminded me of the time my older brother and I went on a backpacking trip in Yosemite National Park. The ranger warned us to be on the lookout for bears. Sure enough, that first afternoon, when we were setting up camp, a big brown bear walked by. During the night, we heard screams from the campsite next to ours: “There’s a bear in the tent!” The next morning, we decided we’d seen enough and hiked back out.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 18/June/2024 @ 7:28 am
That’s quite a story, Thompson. Glad you lived to tell about it. You seem to be a glutton for punishment, or maybe your girlfriend satisfies a masochistic craving. Just to be safe, I recommend you check under the bed for any furries!
“Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 18/June/2024 @ 7:07 am
Kev, yes, Swan said Miel means honey. Lots of Tagalog words are rooted in Spanish.
Well, when I woke up yesterday, there was one uncut cake in the fridge, so there must have been enough for everyone.
My goal is to survive another 15 years or so, provided I’m still able to do enough to enjoy life. We’ll see how that works out for me. Swan wants to be by my side to take care of me in my dotage, so I’ll gift her that at least.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/June/2024 @ 7:50 am
Another day, another adventure. Next time your gal feels worthless, reassure her by saying, “No woman is totally worthless…she can always serve as a bad example.” Besides, as long as she comes home with beer and wine, it is all worth it, right?
“Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 17/June/2024 @ 7:44 am
Thompson, at least you never have a dull moment when the girlfriend is around. I don’t think she can be called an “ex” anymore. Keep on living life on your terms and be willing to change the terms if you want a different life.
“Every man is the sum total of his reactions to experience. As your experiences differ and multiply, you become a different man, and hence your perspective changes. This goes on and on. Every reaction is a learning process; every significant experience alters your perspective.”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2024 @ 8:43 am
Yeah, I didn’t eat the menudo or igado, but the Filipinos smother their rice with it.
HaHa, I didn’t know about Joey Chestnut, but when your fame comes from eating hot dogs it is unwise to piss off the sponsor.
It was a good party. As usual, folks self-segregated by race and sex. Everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 16/June/2024 @ 8:39 am
Thompson, your girlfriend sucks (when you let her). She fetches your booze. And she provides inspiration to write about your misery. You could do worse! Although the way she gets her rocks off does sound painful.
Guess it is up to you to decide whether your life is better with or without her. Good luck making the right call!
“I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone’s imagination.”
Hunter S. Thompson» Posted By John McCrarey On 15/June/2024 @ 7:27 am
Kev, yes, only one enchilada and nothing on the side. Some beans and/or rice would have been nice.
HaHa! I hadn’t realized I’d posted that old photo multiple times. I’ve updated the caption to include names. I’m the middle child (John Mark), my older brother is Keith Randall, and my little brother is Gregory Lee.
Yes, for the most part, those years in Korea were the best of my life. I enjoyed my work and the Seoul lifestyle. I was happiest before Jee Yeun left me. My final year in Pyeongtaek was wasted lamenting the past and dreaming of the future. I regret not living in the moment and fully appreciating the beauty of my life there. Sometimes it is only in looking back that you realize all that you had.
Dark humor is better than no humor, but it is not my favorite.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 15/June/2024 @ 7:21 am
«« Back To Stats PageKev, the ascent to Black Rock isn’t all that long or steep, certainly nothing like Easter Mountain.
In that case, liberal thinking must be like a broken clock…right twice a day.
Yeah, I recall that August 15 was the day the Japanese just walked out of Korea as an act of kindness. Or so it seemed.
I saw Tombstone way back when and enjoyed it, but like everything else in my muddled brain, it’s a faded memory. Would enjoy reliving the experience through one of your amazing reviews!
Pun for all, and all for pun!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 14/June/2024 @ 7:49 am