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It’s NO! vember (again)

Brian, it’s the buzz that makes the bar atmosphere enjoyable. Funny how that works. I guess alcohol makes me more sociable.

Yeah, the trash bag over the head was a last minute costume idea. No one got the joke until I explained it. And yes, most thought it was improvised rain gear.

Regarding the expenditures, I could be smarter about some things obviously, but I’m fortunate to be able to afford my stupidity.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 4:03 pm

Thanks for the input, Aaron. Alcohol is a part of my life and I’ll make some modifications in content and amounts, but I won’t be giving it up entirely.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 9:13 am

Todd, thanks for the tip on Eddie Abbew. Hadn’t heard of him before. I’ll check it out.

I lost over 70 pounds on my method ten years ago. I fell off the wagon, got lazy, and lost my self-discipline. That’s what I need to focus on.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 9:11 am

Kev, that’s an excellent way to look at it–lifestyle changes. You are what you eat, so eat what you want to be. Hmm, I guess that makes me a pussy. 🙂 But seriously, instead of thinking about what I can’t have, I need to focus on the universe of available options. That’s the mission!

There was only one blip with the gin and soda order last night–the first time, the waitress brought a tall glass with one shot and a can of soda water. I told her to fill the glass with soda water too. After that, no problems. But the gin drink is 185 pesos versus 100 for a beer. I achieved my goal of only two drinks an hour last night (I usually drink twice that many beers). So, that’s a good start. I plan to change things up tonight and sip on a glass or two of red wine. So many options, so little time!

Yeah, I’ll be doing the low-carb/low-calorie dance that worked for me in the past. The real issue will be maintaining self-discipline. I suck at fasting and could never do a full-day fast like you do, but I might be able to skip a meal (or replace a meal with some walnuts). We’ll see.

Ha! I need to put my budget on a diet, too. The deficit wasn’t as bad as I feared, and I see lots of opportunities to reduce spending. More of that self-discipline thing!

I’m glad things didn’t have a fiery ending for Ann back then. That’s a whole other level of crazy.

Yesterday was All Saints Day, and today is All Souls Day here. I walked by a graveyard yesterday, and it was packed. Today, more partying with the dead will be happening.

I know we disagree on the subject of alcohol, but it is part of who I am. It doesn’t keep me from doing anything and enhances what I do. Seriously, my drinking window is approximately four hours a day, so it’s a relatively small part of my life.

As always, I appreciate your concern and words of wisdom. Thanks for that!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 9:07 am

Thank you for the kind thoughts and words, Koko. Hope all is well with you.

You can read my sincerest opinions here everyday at Long Time Gone.

Wishing you all the best!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 8:26 am

Thanks, Terry. Yes, I was shocked as well at those numbers as well. Hopefully, I didn’t wait too long to try and get back on track. Giving up the things I enjoy is a sacrifice, but I’m willing to do so within reason. I’m looking at low carb options to satisfy my sweet tooth and I’m willing to reduce, but not eliminate, my alcohol intake. What’s the point of being alive if you can’t enjoy the things that make you happy?

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 8:21 am

Thanks for the insights, Scott. I don’t think I have the self-discipline for OMAD. I’ve lost weight before (over 70 pounds) doing low-carb, reduced calorie diet. I may attempt to skip one meal a day, but we’ll see how it goes.

I’m comfortable in my masculinity no matter what I’m drinking.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 8:16 am

DS, yes, it is a blessing to be able to make life a little bit better for some unfortunates. Selfishly, it makes it easier for me to live a rich life in a poor country by alleviating some of the guilt. Truth be told, I consider lady drinks a form of charity for the underpaid bargirls, but I don’t count it that way on the expense chart.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 8:10 am

Fat Old Cunt, the idea is to stay healthy enough to live on and enjoy the blessings of living here. Plus, I’m tired of being called “Santa Claus.”

I don’t like Trump or Kamala, but things were better four years ago than they are now. Nothing wrong with Making America Great Again.

Enjoy your upcoming six months in paradise!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 8:06 am

I ain’t afraid of no ghost

Brian, I couldn’t make it out or it made no sense. My a desperate message to a lover, but who in the hell would be out there to see it is a mystery.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 4:04 pm

Kev, forwarded the links to Swan and after some searching, she found almond flour online and has ordered some. She also found other keto products she wants to try, including sweeteners.

Thanks again!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/November/2024 @ 9:15 am

Kev, if it is not a problem, I’d love to share the almond flour recipe with Swan. I’m just hoping I can find almond flour here. I had to order sugar-free pudding through Lazada and pay a premium for it. For the most part, I’m just going to give up the things that are bad for me—except beer, of course, but I’m going to reduce my intake there as well.

We have lots of stray dogs running wild in the streets, but thankfully, most of them are not aggressive. I go into attack mode with the ones that are, and they have all backed down. So far. I learned as a mailman to stand your ground and show that you are crazier than they are.

Oh, how I miss those trails when I see your hiking pictures. Even the dirt paths on the mountains are well-maintained there. Ah, life in the first world!

Geez, the “Sit-n-Bowl” mistake was bad enough. Not catching it during the proofread shows just how addled my brain has become.

Yeah, a pun doesn’t work well when the basic premise is flawed. Like I give a duck!

I haven’t seen any fusion with Halloween (other than the random Christmas carols), but this is a big holiday weekend here. It culminates with “All Souls’ Day” tomorrow when the graveyards will be full of family gatherings. There is almost Chuseok-like traffic on the highway this week.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 01/November/2024 @ 6:10 am

Drain, So it would appear. It’s sad, really. But as I learned long ago, people like Secret aren’t totally worthless–they can always serve as a bad example.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 01/November/2024 @ 5:49 am

Secret, spoken like a true leftist American woman. Your ignorance and bigotry in calling foreign women you know nothing about “impoverished” and unable to avoid predatory males taking advantage of them is truly a sad reflection of your misguided worldview. But if it wasn’t for stupid voters, Kamala wouldn’t have any support. We’ll find out on Tuesday if the majority of Americans are as dumb as you.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 01/November/2024 @ 5:46 am

Mike, Well, I’m embarking on a mission to eat healthier and lose the belly. I’ll eat more than meat, but will say goodbye to my sweet treats and other carby delights. I’ve got a long way to go and a lifetime to get there.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 01/November/2024 @ 5:37 am

Munching on those sweet, tender loins

Most of the bars we frequent aren’t “hooker bars” and we don’t go every night. We are usually just in regular bars enjoying a glass of wine and some beer.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/October/2024 @ 4:32 pm

Brian, I’ve never really paid attention to the EV situation, especially now that I’ve given up driving. And if the car I posted really sells for around $5000. I can understand it’s popularity. Although that is the first one I’ve ever seen around here.

Still, if the quality of the vehicle is in keeping with Chinese manufacturing standards, it won’t last long.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/October/2024 @ 12:04 pm

Kev, yeah, those cheap EVs will be burning up the highways here. Or should I say, burning up ON the highways?

If Kamala wins, eating steak will be rare for all of us!

I assume you are talking about the restaurants across the street from John’s. Alas, there is not a Cracker Barrel to be found outside the continental USA. The two places you see in the photo both serve roast chicken and some pork dishes, mostly for take-out.

The guy who bought Blue Butterfly and changed the name to Red Stars also owns Red Bar. I think he intended to play off that connection, but it seems like a silly name for a drinking establishment. Maybe if you overindulge, you’ll see the red stars.

Thanks for the obesity link; I’ll give her a watch. Yeah, it’s amazing how much I’ve grown in such a relatively short amount of time. I’ll have some news on this subject in tomorrow’s post.

Regarding the shirt, I think I posted a photo of someone else’s shirt. I don’t see one in my collection of Hash shirts I don’t wear anymore (most of them have shrunk for some reason). I won’t be wearing my new one either. That big dick displayed prominently on the front of the shirt is just too much. Can you imagine me wearing that and walking up to a little girl and offering her cookies? Yikes!

Shopping day is always a budget buster. Today is the last day of the month, so I’ll do some calculations tomorrow to determine where I might need to make adjustments.

Did I stay or go? I went. A few sprinkles on the way, but I was safely ensconced within The Maze when it started raining harder. No regrets.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/October/2024 @ 8:15 am

Todd, thank you for sharing your insights; wrong though they may be. Swan has a mind of her own and does as she pleases. One of the things I love about her is that most of the time, we are of the same mind. And on the rare occasion when our plans don’t align, we enjoy separate and guilt-free “me days.”

I also disagree with your assertion that a “lack of consideration” is “commendable.” But who am I to judge?

» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/October/2024 @ 7:38 am

Thompson, well, as they say, you can’t take it with you, so spend it while you can. I have one more day in the month, and then I’ll assess my spending and determine what, if anything, needs to be adjusted. I don’t think my beer budget will be impacted.

I recently switched to alcohol-free mouthwash because I read that the alcohol kills the good bugs in your mouth that keep you healthy. But I don’t think I’d ever consider swallowing either version. At least around here, mouthwash isn’t any cheaper than most alcoholic beverages anyway.

Hope all is going well with you these days.

There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.
Hunter S. Thompson

» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/October/2024 @ 7:28 am

Shut up and climb me!

When I’m wearing the backpack, it has cookies inside. Until I run out, anyway.

The voice in my head is almost always a lazy bastard. And I learned from you about the benefits of walking on despite minor pain. Your recent abortion was a good example of knowing when to say when!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 30/October/2024 @ 7:44 am

He’s back!

Thompson, Jeepneys can be uncomfortable, but nothing like what you described going on in your mouth. I have had some dental issues over the years and I have a very low tolerance for pain. I would have had to be numbed up on Novocain and had a pro do the lancing for an abscess like that. Hope you didn’t swallow too much of the puss and goo!

There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.
Hunter S. Thompson

» Posted By John McCrarey On 29/October/2024 @ 8:02 am

Kev, it wasn’t really the titties that caught my eye (I see that every day in real life), but the headline saying the video would likely be deleted that sucked me in. And, of course, it was total bullshit–nothing controversial (and no titties, either). Yep, the future will be full of lies and fakery, I fear.

I’ve never been to a nude or topless beach, but I’ve always imagined there would be a lot you wouldn’t want to see. Although I guess you aren’t supposed to look, right?

I doubt we will use sweepers in Subic. A big difference is that we were out in the middle of nowhere in La Union. If you get lost in Subic, it’s not hard to return to civilization and catch a trike or Jeepney to your destination.

Yeah, I have much respect for those who keep on trying against all odds.

I’m working on a plan for the beer guy. Stay tuned!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 29/October/2024 @ 7:52 am

No time

Kev, powers on and no damage. It’s good to be home!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 28/October/2024 @ 5:03 am

CJ, I’m just living my reality. If that’s seems delusional to you, so be it. Everyone has to find their own way, and there are many paths to choose from. Thanks for reading!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 28/October/2024 @ 5:02 am

Greetings from La Union

Anonymous, Hash friend.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 08/February/2026 @ 9:15 am

Kev, well, the docs have mentioned drinking less, to which I jokingly respond, “So, you’re telling me I’m going to die?” Beer is a part of who I am, and while I try not to over-indulge, I have no desire to give it up. Since I drink almost every day, an occasional malfunction is to be expected, I suppose. Or maybe I’m just comparing myself favorably to the drunken fools I see drinking a nine in the morning. I almost always stick to my 4 to 8pm window and have no desire to imbibe in the off hours.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/October/2024 @ 9:24 am

Brian, Yep, different places and faces while I do the same thing is good enough. I haven’t checked to see what would be involved in getting Swan a tourist visa for Korea. I’m sure it could be done if and when I get off my lazy ass and make a plan.

Swan didn’t say much about the nude dancers. She did note that I was watching them very intently during the performance. She didn’t seem to have a problem with it.

» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/October/2024 @ 9:12 am

Digory, not clear on what your swapping reference alludes to, but the answer is no.

Back in the day, I was Grateful for the Dead, but never wanted to give Jerry head. All these years later I’m still Truckin’!

» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/October/2024 @ 9:06 am

Still in the dark

Thompson, that was quite the adventure. And yes, getting shot was only one of the potential disasters you managed to avoid. Glad you lived to tell about it! I’ve walked through mud-sucking rice fields but somehow managed to keep my shoes. Maybe because I was sober.

So, this happened in Southern Cal then you moved to the Bay Area? And now you are in Tucson? Sounds like there are more stories to be told!

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

Hunter S. Thompson

» Posted By John McCrarey On 26/October/2024 @ 8:03 am

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