Comments Posted By John McCrarey
Displaying 1,171 To 1,200 Of 6,593 Comments
Thanks for the comment, Aloysius. I think we may not be referring to the same person. I sponsored the Sheryl I knew in caregiver training and certification. She continued working in the bar, but upon graduation, she moved back home to Manila. Last I heard, she got married and moved to Australia.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 04/June/2025 @ 10:06 am
Brian, yeah, I never had the balls to eat a live octopus. I remember reading about someone who got choked up doing so and decided that wasn’t the way I wanted to go.
Looking at Kevin’s photos from his hike this morning reminded me of how much I sometimes miss the first world.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 03/June/2025 @ 8:28 am
Wait, you are not a beer drinker, but I still like you!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 03/June/2025 @ 8:43 am
Brian, other than my helpers and Swan’s family, I don’t have much exposure to Filipino norms and society. I don’t get involved in politics here at all, and not just because foreigners are allowed. I have no interest in that shit. That said, on my first visit here I was struck by the warm hearts, kind spirits, and generosity of the Filipino people I observed. That’s what makes this country a special place to me.
What I was alluding to about the states was how everything is a chain store/franchise. Here I have lots of bars to choose from and they each have their own unique vibe. So, even doing the same thing night after night, it feels different when I change location. But yes, I like my routines and look forward to them.
But since you’ve spent a lot of time out of the USA, I think you know what I mean. There’s just something about a Seoul or Bangkok experience that feels exciting and fresh. I guess that’s probably related to being an outsider and it seems like an adventure.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 03/June/2025 @ 8:42 am
Kev, yeah, I should remember to give credit to my co-creators in the kitchen. As far as changing things up, instead of Betty Crocker, I had Duncan Hines lend a capable hand to this last batch!
Kokomo’s doesn’t come up automatically in my FB feed, and I didn’t check it before heading out, as I should have, given the weather conditions. Oh well, there is always next season!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/June/2025 @ 9:38 am
Brian, I’m not sure what “BS that happens in the PI” you are referring. I’m comfortable here, the people are friendly, and it is affordable.
As for the USA, aside from the politics and insanity (you don’t see that woke crap here) I just find it boring. Everything is the same, wherever you are–What’s for dinner tonight, Applebee’s or Red Lobster? Then we’ll grab a beer at Hooters.
And I’ve been go so long now, that all the cultural aspects I was engaged with, like sporting events, I no longer care about. My last visit I was astounded that all anyone seemed to talk about was who was going to win the big game on Saturday.
Also, my family members have chosen to ghost me, so I have no reason to return to my country of birth. When I’m dead and gone, it won’t matter anymore. Until then, the farther away I am, the less it hurts.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/June/2025 @ 9:29 am
Thompson, those poor construction workers!
Reminds me of the time I was driving through the backwoods of Arkansas. I needed to poop, but all I could find was an old outhouse along the side of the road. Desperate times call for desperate measures. It wasn’t until I finished that I noticed there was no toilet paper! Now what? Then I saw a small sign above a hole in the wall. It said, “wipe you butt with your fingers, place your fingers in the hole, and they will be cleaned by human lips.” It’s not like I had any other option, so I did as instructed. And when I inserted my fingers a large hammer came down on them. “Ouch!” I screamed, as my fingers instinctively rose to my mouth for pain relief…
» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/June/2025 @ 9:12 am
Thanks, Cherry. Not a Nutella fan.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/June/2025 @ 9:05 am
Razor, that’s why I am not a doctor, I have no patients…
Swan will drink a mixed drink or a flavored beer when wine is not available. I just choose to not patronize bars that choose not to serve wine.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 01/June/2025 @ 9:37 am
Kev, three straight days of rain now, so it is safe to say that the monsoon season has arrived in full force.
I hadn’t noticed that Costner look alike until you mentioned it. That’s Chris from the UK playing the part of that other Kevin.
You’d need an army to clean the litter here, and sadly, it would be back the next day. It’s the culture.
For some venues, not serving wine is a choice; most bars do, except when they are out of stock, like Cheap Charlies was the other night. I was frustrated with their attitude more than the lack of wine. I can’t think of any reason I’d return to a bar that called me stupid, especially when I have fifty other options in town.
Yes, it is far from perfect here, but I still prefer it to my nation of birth. Don’t think I’ll ever move back there. I still miss my happy life in Korea.
What floating bar? There ain’t no floating bar. I’ll post about that today.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 01/June/2025 @ 9:33 am
Glad to hear it, Daeguowl. So many of those voices from the past seem to have disappeared.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 02/June/2025 @ 9:39 am
Kev, no idea what drove that tide to new heights…it’s not even a full moon.
Damn, I somehow missed your Dr. Sleep review and I don’t recall even hearing about the movie. I used to be a big Stephen King fan and remember being disappointed with Kubrick’s rendering of “The Shining.” Anyway, good review and now I know.
I was wondering about Roboseyo. The link to his then-blog no longer works.
Sorry about the video, it’s up now. See, I’m not just comma-tose, I miss the vids too. Damn, this brain of mine…
» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/May/2025 @ 10:12 am
Aaron, did you get my check, mate?
And yes, everyday is ordinary! And as long as the earth keeps spinning around, I’ll be glad to be here every day.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/May/2025 @ 9:55 am
Thompson, sorry to hear about your shitty experience. What a load of crap you had to deal with! It stinks that you had a problem with the toilet. I would have been feeling flushed after all that. Glad you made it home safe, you must have been pooped!
Booze does help keep things in perspective though, so your story had a happy ending. As for the light, my advice is don’t walk towards it!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/May/2025 @ 9:51 am
Brian, I *think* the 5-11 refers to some local sporting goods line. But I tell the girls it is my penis size in inches.
Yes, he was living in a Muslim part of the country and pissed off the wrong people. Shot by his abductors, his body washed up on a beach a few days later.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 31/May/2025 @ 9:47 am
Getting high at a topless place
My favorite Yogi line: Yabba Dabba Do!
Yes, I enjoy the Smart Girl’s style. I think she demonstrates that Filipina insanity in a sweet way.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 30/May/2025 @ 9:29 am
Yeah, well I tried but some things just can’t be salvaged. I stand corrected!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 30/May/2025 @ 9:31 am
Kev, In a way then, given the context of the joke, “How often do you drink beer? I drink Zero.” Everyday can be appropriate usage. Granted, my intent was every day, but still…
» Posted By John McCrarey On 29/May/2025 @ 3:22 pm
Kev, I agree that DaKudos is one of the worst names ever. The new owner is calling it “Fox’s Beach Resort,” but most of the signage hasn’t been changed yet.
Yes, my dream of a “do-over” eternal life is based on taking my lessons learned back with me. No point in repeating the same mistakes; I want to find new ways to fuck up. The main attraction is to answer the “what if” questions had I taken a different path at the crossroads of my life. I haven’t really thought through what my ten commandments might be. Let me think about it and get back to you.
I’m not a Facebook fanatic; it’s more a tool I use than anything else. I upload photos from my phone to FB, then download them on my laptop for posting on the blog. FB has some entertainment value, like when I post memes that drive the lefties crazy or, should I say, expose their insanity. And it’s okay for seeing what other people I know are up to. The messenger app also comes in handy.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Kung Fu Panda before; it’s nice to know where those words of wisdom come from. I also use them as a joke: Forget the past; it is history. Forget the future; it’s a mystery. And forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
I’ve already forgotten more than I ever knew. And new tricks don’t come easy for this old dog. I’m just going to try and focus on the moment and appreciate it for what it is. I missed out on a lot of happiness by failing to do so throughout my life.
“I drink Zero! Everyday.” I added that “Everyday” on a whim just before publishing the post. I’d write it as every day next time. But I suspect there is something else I’m missing. When it comes to writing, I’m good at being a bad example!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 29/May/2025 @ 10:15 am
Nice to hear from you again, Thompson. Yep, In a weird way, social media gives us eternal life. Although my blog will die when I’m not around to pay the hosting fees for the server and domain. I’m pretty sure I won’t care at that point.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 29/May/2025 @ 9:41 am
Kevin, don’t make me re-read that boring post looking for the error!
Yep, Joy has grown some since then.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 28/May/2025 @ 7:41 am
Brian, good to know I’m not totally worthless! Thanks for finding that. I guess the domain didn’t generate the revenue whoever stole it from me was hoping for.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 28/May/2025 @ 7:40 am
Yep, another trail I managed to survive. Keep ’em coming!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/May/2025 @ 8:01 am
Cherry, you’ll be happy to know that unfried beans were a menu choice too.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/May/2025 @ 7:52 am
Razor, are you trying to curry Cherry’s favor?
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/May/2025 @ 7:51 am
That’s Mad, Arab. Thanks for sharing.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/May/2025 @ 7:50 am
Kev, yes I know the difference between “rending” and “rendering.” I’m not sure why my fingers didn’t type it the way my brain told them to. I’m glad you got my intended meaning.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/May/2025 @ 7:58 am
I resemble that remark!
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/May/2025 @ 7:56 am
Daeguowl, When Kevin points out yet another grammatical error, I vow to do better as I ponder my mistakes while enjoying a beer.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 27/May/2025 @ 7:55 am
«« Back To Stats PageYou guys make some great points. As a transactionalist myself, I tend to see relationships in that light. However, Kevin’s example of trading places with his mother was heart-rendering. Just because I’ve never experienced that kind of love doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. I think it comes down to the character of the individual. If you are wired that way, you won’t be able to give or get “true” love.
» Posted By John McCrarey On 26/May/2025 @ 12:00 pm